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My father is such a bluepilled retard

Bri8564

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I asked for a nintendo switch for Christmas and he said no instead i can get my licence and he'll buy me a sports car, tf? Why the hell would I want a sports car if im gonna rot, I'd get much more enjoyment out of the switch then I'd ever get out of a sports car.
 
It thinks you need a sports car to impress women and it's the only way to get laid for you.
 
modus_coperandi said:
It thinks you need a sports car to impress women and it's the only way to get laid for you.

That's bluepilled bs, only thing go get laid is face
 
Bri8564 said:
That's bluepilled bs, only thing go get laid is face

He's another generation and maybe it worked for him that way and he could spread his degenerate genes.
 
modus_coperandi said:
He's another generation and maybe it worked for him that way and he could spread his degenerate genes.

He was a Chad though
 
Even though I'm rotting I would want a sports car especially if my dad payed for it
 
let him give you car then sell it kek
 
Why not a BMW? 

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At least you have a dad offering to buy you shit. I have no family members to give me support, financially or emotionally.


KyloRen said:
Why not a BMW? 

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Lmao at those glasses.
 
ER was a mentalcel.

Those glasses were slayer-tier.
 
You're 17, you should be doing all the blue pilled bullshit, getting jacked, and letting your dad buy you that car. Foids do like sporty cars, it's just a fact.
 
Sub8Hate said:
You're 17, you should be doing all the blue pilled bullshit, getting jacked, and letting your dad buy you that car. Foids do like sporty cars, it's just a fact.

This! As long as you don't act autistic you should be able to get a hot golddigger to be your gf.
 
send that sports car. I'll cop you a switch.

ETA: I understand where you're coming from. My older brother used to be like this - constantly promoting shit I had no interest in.
 
You father probably drinks coke
 
Themisterpepsi said:
You father probably drinks coke

Kek he hates soda, he watches those guru bs videos that say you are what you want to be meanwhile he was born as a pretty boy chad.
 
Wut?  Switch - $300. Decent Sports car  -$50k +

You'd probably get more hours out of the switch too
 
Wagecels on suicide watch, just FML
 
You should get your license dude. Driving can be quite enjoyable. I go for a drive all the time. Especially at night when the roads are quiet. I put my foot down on the country lanes and see if i can avoid dying. Ask for a sports car with a 5 speed or a 6 speed manual gear box so you can really get the most out of it.
 
First world problems: Should I have the switch or the BMW
 
oilonthe-Rose said:
First world problems: Should I have the switch or the BMW

Because I should give my switch to feed starving African slayers right? 

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