I am a failed product.

[Gogetacel]

19 years old, no friends, no money, not a sports person, nerd, small cock, virgin, sub3, no ambition, failed hs, fat, depressed, no hobbies besides gaming, and I barely go outside to boot, but at the end of the day, why try if you got a small dick? Even if I did solve ALL of those previous problems, even if I did sell out for foids, I’m still gonna have my dick to show for it, and there’s not a lot to show for it. If you’re a dickcel don’t even try ngl.

 

[KinkyKanga]

Shut up nigger!

At least you're White.

 

[Gogetacel]

Shut up nigger!

At least you're White.

Forgot to list that I’m ethnic. But, I’m ethnic.

 

[KinkyKanga]

NOT over.

Looksmaxx > Escortmaxx

 

[BlackLowLtn]

NOT over.

Looksmaxx > Escortmaxx

it's all a fucking joke anyways, no point looksmaxxing

 

[DarthBurritoBastard]

I am this but skinny instead of fat

 

[Notkev]

19 years old, no friends, no money, not a sports person, nerd, small cock, virgin, sub3, no ambition, failed hs, fat, depressed, no hobbies besides gaming, and I barely go outside to boot, but at the end of the day, why try if you got a small dick? Even if I did solve ALL of those previous problems, even if I did sell out for foids, I’m still gonna have my dick to show for it, and there’s not a lot to show for it. If you’re a dickcel don’t even try ngl.

How tall are you?

 

[Gogetacel]

How tall are you?

Dont wanna say, because Im automatically gonna get labeled as a fakecel by Just Be Black retards.

 

[Animecel2D]

it is over

 

[Gogetacel]

it is over

Indeed.

 

[CEO of Simps]

there is still hope

 

[KinkyKanga]

Dont wanna say, because Im automatically gonna get labeled as a fakecel by Just Be Black retards.

7 ft tall confirmed, buddy boyos.

 

[Gogetacel]

there is still hope

There’s hope in Marharasatra India

 

[Gogetacel]

7 ft tall confirmed, buddy boyos.

I can neither confirm nor deny this statement.

 

[Notkev]

Dont wanna say, because Im automatically gonna get labeled as a fakecel by Just Be Black retards.

That's understandable. The same goes for me. Height can't save anyone if everything else is screwed.

 

[VipER887]

same

 

[Ihatefaggots]

19 years old, no friends, no money, not a sports person, nerd, small cock, virgin, sub3, no ambition, failed hs, fat, depressed, no hobbies besides gaming, and I barely go outside to boot, but at the end of the day, why try if you got a small dick? Even if I did solve ALL of those previous problems, even if I did sell out for foids, I’m still gonna have my dick to show for it, and there’s not a lot to show for it. If you’re a dickcel don’t even try ngl.

how are a nerd if u fail highschool lmao this gotta be larp

 

[Gogetacel]

how are a nerd if u fail highschool lmao this gotta be larp

I’m not larping, maybe I’m being a little too pessimistic about the sub3 thing but everything else in there is true. And also, if you mean like “how are you a nerd and failed high school I thought they were smart” type thing, nerds are just people who are obsessed with something, not people with high intelligence (as per the Google definition)