We've had this fucker for over a year and he isn't under any more control than the day we got him. when theres any doorbell like sound even if its from the TV he fucking chimps out and barks painfully loud. and anytime someone comes to our door and my parents open it he fucking tries to charge out at them, every single god damn time.
It causes so much jestering from my parents as they always end up having to fucking pin him down in front of people while the door is wide opening so he doesn't leap out at them and they just have to keep apologizing yet they don't seem to recognize any problems with it and think this is completely normal behavior, and when I mention it to them they bitch at me and tell me to train him myself if I want it fixed when I never FUCKING WANTED THE DOG IN THE FIRST PLACE. just 10 minutes ago the fucker tried to maul some 10 year old who was trick or treating at our door.
also I find his hair everywhere, even in my underwear after it comes out of the washing machine, along with the occasional piece in my FUCKING FOOD.
and on top of that both my parents are creepy as shit with it. they don't show me much affection but they basically kiss that thing on its mouth and it grosses me out every time.
if you're thinking about getting a dog do not fucking do it, I can't wait until I can leave this dump and stop having to deal with it.
god I fucking hate this thing life hasn't gotten anything but worse since we've got it nothing is safe anymore nothing is clean the house is basically the fucking wilderness now I can't sit on the couch without sitting in puddle of drool every surface is filthy I can't leave food or water on the coffee table because this fucker will take it or poison it with his slobber and he's probably got a gorrillion fucking diseases and parasites and worms too that he's spreading onto everyone I FUCKING HATE THIS THING
It causes so much jestering from my parents as they always end up having to fucking pin him down in front of people while the door is wide opening so he doesn't leap out at them and they just have to keep apologizing yet they don't seem to recognize any problems with it and think this is completely normal behavior, and when I mention it to them they bitch at me and tell me to train him myself if I want it fixed when I never FUCKING WANTED THE DOG IN THE FIRST PLACE. just 10 minutes ago the fucker tried to maul some 10 year old who was trick or treating at our door.
also I find his hair everywhere, even in my underwear after it comes out of the washing machine, along with the occasional piece in my FUCKING FOOD.
and on top of that both my parents are creepy as shit with it. they don't show me much affection but they basically kiss that thing on its mouth and it grosses me out every time.
if you're thinking about getting a dog do not fucking do it, I can't wait until I can leave this dump and stop having to deal with it.
god I fucking hate this thing life hasn't gotten anything but worse since we've got it nothing is safe anymore nothing is clean the house is basically the fucking wilderness now I can't sit on the couch without sitting in puddle of drool every surface is filthy I can't leave food or water on the coffee table because this fucker will take it or poison it with his slobber and he's probably got a gorrillion fucking diseases and parasites and worms too that he's spreading onto everyone I FUCKING HATE THIS THING
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