My family got me drunk and I bored them

[Stupid Clown]

So last week my family decided to try to get me drunk for their amusement. Unfortunately for them, I was not as entertaining as they expected. When my alcohol intake is high, nothing much changes in my behavior outside of the speed at which I speak, which slowed down drastically, and my speaking becomes more robotic as I put less effort into fitting in.

Initially, they laughed at my overly formal and slow speech, but then they quickly grew bored of it and moved on.

Brutal when being drunk doesn't make you fun.

 

[PrototypeCel]

they just want someone to laugh at
this is why i avoid making a scene by only talking when im spoken to

 

[Stupid Clown]

they just want someone to laugh at
this is why i avoid making a scene by only talking when im spoken to

I don't jestermax anymore. They can seethe about it

 

[Left4DeadNiggerboy]

That's hella fucked that your own family tries to turn you into a jester wtf

 

[Greedo318]

At least you're a boring drunk over an abusive drunk

 

[PrototypeCel]

I don't jestermax anymore. They can seethe about it

same
i noticed when i stopped people show their true colors like they become angry or some shit
its funny how people change when youre not the one talking all the time anymore

 

[Stupid Clown]

That's hella fucked that your own family tries to turn you into a jester wtf

I've been like this my entire life. If you're ugly or short normies will always try to transition you into being a jester. It's what they do. Doesn't matter if you're related.

same
i noticed when i stopped people show their true colors like they become angry or some shit
its funny how people change when youre not the one talking all the time anymore

Once they can't use you you become useless to them.

 

[Stupid Clown]

At least you're a boring drunk over an abusive drunk

Maybe I haven't been truly drunk yet.

 

[Darth Aries]

I become low inhib when drunk but it doesn’t do me any favors other than for my own personal enjoyment.

 

[Stupid Clown]

I become low inhib when drunk but it doesn’t do me any favors other than for my own personal enjoyment.

Does it make you feel good? How so?

 

[Reus]

So last week my family decided to try to get me drunk for their amusement. Unfortunately for them, I was not as entertaining as they expected. When my alcohol intake is high, nothing much changes in my behavior outside of the speed at which I speak, which slowed down drastically, and my speaking becomes more robotic as I put less effort into fitting in.

Initially, they laughed at my overly formal and slow speech, but then they quickly grew bored of it and moved on.

Brutal when being drunk doesn't make you fun.

drinking is useless anyway

 

[PrototypeCel]

drinking is useless anyway

its the only cope a sub5 can have

 

[Reus]

its the only cope a sub5 can have

i guess

 

[Darth Aries]

Does it make you feel good? How so?

Well basically my mind never rests so it kind of slows me down and allows me to loosen up a bit. Substances affect everyone differently, for example weed makes me get an existential crisis and also makes me feel like my soul is being ripped from my body, but many people love weed. For me alcohol is the only substance that makes me “feel good”. I also smoke cigarettes but it doesn’t give me a high, it kind of just scratches an itch for an addiction that’s slowly killing me.

 

[Stupid Clown]

Well basically my mind never rests so it kind of slows me down and allows me to loosen up a bit. Substances affect everyone differently, for example weed makes me get an existential crisis and also makes me feel like my soul is being ripped from my body, but many people love weed. For me alcohol is the only substance that makes me “feel good”. I also smoke cigarettes but it doesn’t give me a high, it kind of just scratches an itch for an addiction that’s slowly killing me.

Brutal. How addicted are you?

 

[Darth Aries]

Brutal. How addicted are you?

As much as anyone else in my family has been. I guess part of me figures that most of my family smokes and none of them have had any major health complications from it, meaning that we may have some genetic predisposition to not get cancer. My grandmother is 80 and has been smoking since she was 15, my grandfather is 81 and also smoked for most of his life until quitting after getting a heart attack, but he was old when it happened and he’s still alive and well. My mother and my aunts also smoke, no sign of lung problems on their end. I guess the addiction runs in the family and I justify my addiction because none of my family have gotten lung cancer despite smoking for decades more than me.

 

[Stupid Clown]

As much as anyone else in my family has been. I guess part of me figures that most of my family smokes and none of them have had any major health complications from it, meaning that we may have some genetic predisposition to not get cancer. My grandmother is 80 and has been smoking since she was 15, my grandfather is 81 and also smoked for most of his life until quitting after getting a heart attack, but he was old when it happened and he’s still alive and well. My mother and my aunts also smoke, no sign of lung problems on their end. I guess the addiction runs in the family and I justify my addiction because none of my family have gotten lung cancer despite smoking for decades more than me.

That's good I guess. Hopefully you don't however I wouldn't count it out considering how unlucky you already are.

 

[Darth Aries]

That's good I guess. Hopefully you don't however I wouldn't count it out considering how unlucky you already are.

True, I still have my father’s genes, and he smokes too and is still in good shape, but I think he did drugs and it fucked up his sperm or something because I don’t even feel like a combination of my mother and father. I feel genetically “off”, which hopefully doesn’t also mean my health declines faster. Though I wouldn’t be surprised if it did because of the effects isolation and stress can have on the body.

 

[Stupid Clown]

True, I still have my father’s genes, and he smokes too and is still in good shape, but I think he did drugs and it fucked up his sperm or something because I don’t even feel like a combination of my mother and father. I feel genetically “off”, which hopefully doesn’t also mean my health declines faster. Though I wouldn’t be surprised if it did because of the effects isolation and stress can have on the body.

There's a good chance it might. Heart problems especially since stress does a number on your heart.

 

[Darth Aries]

There's a good chance it might. Heart problems especially since stress does a number on your heart.

Society is only getting worse, so declining health may be more merciful of a fate than the horrors yet to come in this shithole of a world.

 

[Stupid Clown]

Society is only getting worse, so declining health may be more merciful of a fate than the horrors yet to come in this shithole of a world.

Sadly true.