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LifeFuel My experience with an Asian massage parlor

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The Wall happens at different ages for different men, but for me it happened this year - at 26. When I was 24 I looked ok still, and I think maybe I could have gotten a young gf if I had more friends/connections. But last year looks have declined a lot: I got more wrinkles, eyebags (which look even more horrible on me since I have bad cheekbones), nasolabial and aggressive hairloss/norwood has made my appearance maximally repulsive to women. I looked at my subhuman face in the mirror one last time and decided "It's permanently over for me - there is no way a foid will ever want me". I couldn't just sit on my ass and hope things would get better - I had to do something about this. I had to take action.

I read on the internet that "Asian Massage Parlors" often give "Happy Endings" so I researched Asian massage parlors in my area and went to one in NYC's Chinatown. The poster for the place looked legit, with a picture of a man and woman getting a wholesome massage, claiming to be a "relaxation and foot spa". I was expecting it to be a place where they give you a massage and then maybe if you insiste they will jerk you off, but no - once I opened the door I realized the place was a full-fledged BROTHEL. A smoking hot Asian foid with huge natural juggs wearing a low cut dress opened the door and greeted me. She put her arm around me and took me to a room, she was so warm and friendly, and despite her hot appearance she did not act sleazy at all, but had a very nice and warm attitude. I asked her how much and she said "$40 plus tip". I gave her $40 and she said "Do you want this...? (and then she made hand signals indicating sex)". I said "No, I just want ... (jacking off hand signal)", and then she said "Ok that will be $80 tip", and I handed her another $80. She asked me to take off my clothes and then I took off my pants and asked her "Everything?", she said yes, so I took everything off. Then she took my money and went into the back. I was thinking to myself "Oh shit, she's going to go away and some grandma is going to come in the room and jerk me off - I knew this was too good to be true." Then I started thinking "what if this is a sting operation and the police are going to come in?". But to my relief, the same attractive foid with big natural boobs came back in the room.

She started jerking me off. I'm someone who has a very high sex drive, and find it very easy to get aroused when watching porn. Even when I bump into a foid on the street I sometimes get an erection. But during all this I found it more difficult to get erect, probably because I was so nervous. But I was able to at least maintain a 3/4 of an erection most of the time.

While she was jerking me off, she was clothed. She placed my hand on her cleavage. What surprised me was that breasts don't feel much different from any other part of a woman's body. When closing your eyes, putting your hands on a woman's breasts is almost indistinguishable from putting your hands between a woman's legs. But here's the thing: A woman's body feels different from a man's body so it feels very different from your own legs.


She kept trying to push me to have sex, for another $40. I think it would have definitely been worth it. Throughout the whole experience, I did feel the primal urge to grab her and just fuck her, but I was worried about catching herpes so I declined. Then she said "For another $20 I will suck you" and I said sure. She took off her bra and started giving me a blowjob. She used a condom and honestly it didn't feel very good. I was expecting a woman's mouth to feel soft but it actually felt bony and metallic. After a few minutes she wanted to stop sucking and said she would jerk some more. I was ok with it since I didn't like the BJ anyway. She jerked me for a few more minutes, as I played with her boobs, but I wasn't climaxing so she asked me if I wanted to jerk myself off. I said sure, because I do it better myself, but I asked her to to rub her boobs on my face while I do it. This was the best part. I loved the idea of having big breasts in my face, and also I could smell a little bit of her B.O. from her armpits which really turned me on for some reason. Smelling her was almost the best part.

Usually when I climax after watching porn I feel horrible, but after climaxing with the prostitute I felt amazing. I felt like a champ. For about 3 hours afterwards, I could not stop smiling. The happiness was so intense that at times I would randomly just start laughing. I felt as though I hacked the system. Sex was something unattainable for me for 26 years of my life, but today it was something attainable. Even though I didn't have PinV, it was just $20 away, and the fact that it is within my reach puts me at ease. It really is true what feminists say about rape, that "Rape is not about gratification - it's about power". I would imagine rape, and more broadly sex, it about assuring yourself that sex is within your reach, and the sexual gratification itself is secondary to this.

Overall, I HIGHLY recommend the experience. Even though I got a really attractive and nice woman, and enjoyed it a lot, my time with the prostitute wasn't as arousing as I thought it would be. But in many ways the fact that the actual event wasn't as good as I was expected made it more worth it. I always thought "It would be heaven to lie naked with a woman and play with her breasts". Well today I did it and I know that even though it felt good, it wasn't the spectacular heaven I had imagined. If I spent months wooing a woman and that was the experience, I would feel like it was too much effort for a non-extraordinary feeling experience. You might say "A gf is better because prostitutes don't provide true love". My response to this is that neither do girlfriends in Western countries. Girl's don't love their boyfriend, feel zero attachment to them, and they are constantly trying to move up to a higher status male. This is why virtually all relationships in the West end up in breakups. I would like to have kids one day though, and that's unfortunately something a prostitute can't provide.

Another thing I felt was I felt really comfortable around foids, felt comfortable looking them in the eye, felt like I could touch them and it would be no big deal. I used to be intimidated by all fat foids, even obese bitchy looking ones, but after the experience with the prostitute I stopped feeling inferior to them - I felt like their bitchyness is irrational and will come back to bite them one day, and I felt like if a foid rejected me it would be no big deal.

The biggest downside is I felt a loss of innocence. I thought it would be ideal and wholesome if I lost my virginity to a foid wife on my wedding night. This is the part that makes me cry. But sadly the world is not ideal, and as a balding baggy-eyed 26yo with zero dating experience and zero interest from women, it seems like my wedding night is not going to happen. So I had to give up my innocence in order to keep my sanity.

I would recommend getting a foreign born prostitute at a brothel run by foreigners like I did. I got to do everything but sex with a friendly smoking hot Asian with big boobs for $140, and sex would have been just $20 more. A spoiled American brat prostitute would have cost me double that, and she would have been fat, unattractive, a bitchy attitude, and like an ego-inflated cunt she would have had a bunch of stupid rules ("can't do this, can't touch that").

Clarification: I did nothing illegal since they technically don't sell sex, you just "tip" them.
 
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Didn't read at all.
 
Is this a brag thread to mog the infamous @itsOVER ?
 
Clickbait title, you paid for it
 
You are still a virgin if you didn’t fuck her.
 
You didn't ascend you stupid faggot. You paid a whore.
 
TL;DR OP paid a escort, yeah :feelsseriously:
 
I feel like the userbase of this site spends more time trolling eachother than actually discussing things JFL, seriously why even post a title like that.
 
I feel like the userbase of this site spends more time trolling eachother than actually discussing things JFL, seriously why even post a title like that.

I removed the clickbait title.
 
Pm me the location please,i live in nyc as well and dont really know where to look for hookers since all the online listings on backpage and craigslist seem fake or possibly fbi honeypots
 
I removed the clickbait title.

Did you seriously only pay for a handjob, I have high level yellow fever, so there's no damn way I would pass up that chance to fuck, I mean you could have just jerked yourself off, next time pay to do the deed (if you didn't already).
 
JFL at paying a foid to jerk you off, you should've just paid for the sex it probably would've felt better than a hand job and blow job.
 
Did you seriously only pay for a handjob, I have high level yellow fever, so there's no damn way I would pass up that chance to fuck, I mean you could have just jerked yourself off, next time pay to do the deed (if you didn't already).
seems risky actually fucking hookers in countries where its not legal tbh,since they'l be untested.Hand jobs and blowjobs (with a condom on) is the safer option.
 
Did you seriously only pay for a handjob, I have high level yellow fever, so there's no damn way I would pass up that chance to fuck, I mean you could have just jerked yourself off, next time pay to do the deed (if you didn't already).

The best part for me was just holding the foid, playing with her boobs, and having her rub her tits in my face. I feel like it was money well spent. It was such an intimate experience, and she was so nice. She also gave me a blowjob with condom but I didn't enjoy it that much.
 
Blowjob with a condom? Kek that sounds awful
 
seems risky actually fucking hookers in countries where its not legal tbh

Is it really any riskier than fucking your average woman when you think about it?

Also where its legal its expensive, most guys I hear about fucking whores its in 3rd world SEA countries, and its not legal there, so IDK it depends, maybe its more risky in America. When I really start escourtcelling I plan to go to thailand or the phillipines or something.
 
Sounds like you got involved with organized crime.
 
inb4 NYPD enforces martial law in Chinatown. American and Canadian men aren't allowed to have these sexual encounters unless it's a legal contract with an Angloskank or a feminist teacher fucking Lil Chad and Lil Tyrone from age 1....or probably Dylan McEwen doing bbbj on baby boys with one of Drake's former Degrassi co-actors.
 
Brothels should be legal and governments should give incels gift cards to those places
 
What the fuck is the point in giving someone a blow job with a condom on?
 
I thought it would be ideal and wholesome if I lost my virginity to a foid wife on my wedding night.

Forget this bluepilled shit my nibba, women are DISGUSTED by male virginity or at least immediately put on alert mode by it. You might get a pass if you genuinely just grew up on a desert island, but even chad-lites will get rejected if they are virgins because it has so many negative connotations for women.

Your best bet is to lose your virginity at this place if you feel comfortable you won't get robbed and lose a kidney, and just live your life. You will have removed one hurdle in the way from eventual ascension, should it ever happen.
 
The last 2 oriental massages I went to recently offered me "extras". One was gl and I fucked her, the other was ugly and old (and kind of evil looking tbh) and I declined the extras. Both times started out as a full body (naked) massage which was nice in itself, these massages always get you horny so there's less difficulty in getting hard due to nerves. I highly recommend goingnto these places too. If the place is just a property in a residential area it's highly likely she will offer you extras. If you get there and the massage table is just a mattress on the floor it's definite. She'll give you a back massage for a little while then she'll ask you to turn over. That's when she'll ask if you want extras. Normal masseuses don't ask you to turn over.
 
Didnt sound like you got a massage..that's the best part. So your research some places are like you describe and can be filthy, the good ones are a rare gem and can be hard to find by just stopping in.

There are message boards dedicated to reviewing such places.

Imo hand jobs are great..non of the dirty/ guilty feelings you get from fucking a skanky prosty. I just feel like they massaged all the rest of your body and that's just the last part of the massage..not even sexual unless you want it to be.

The real art is going into a legit place that doesn't do extras and getting those ladies to Jack you off...
 
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