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Story My Downtown Adventures (Civil Marriage Center)

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Today I was in the Downtown area of my city walking past one of those civil marriage places and I see a pregnant lady walking behind two gangster guys. I assumed one of the guys was trying to get married with the lady as like a last minute thing before the baby was born and the gangster guys just looks back at the lady as they're walking into the place and says "hurry up bitch" I had to internalize my laughter and I just thought "damn, I wonder what feminism is doing to save women from themselves.................. Nothing mwhahahhahaah!!!" I walk in just to see this wedding go down out of curiosity and inside there were multiple people getting married in this facility it was like being at a DMV. I end up talking to these random teen kids that were there I assume for a relatives wedding. At first we talked about the world cup and they end up finally asking the question "Why are all the womens wedding dresses different colors and not white?" so I explain to them that it's because they're getting married as non virgins, they've had premarital sex usually they're supposed to wait until they're married to have sex and then be with their husbands forever but nowadays women are sluts. The kid then says to me this is their cousins 3rd weeding in the last couple years and I just sorta shake my head I look to the right of me and bang it was the groom just sorta slouched over looking at the ground he had heard our whole conversation and was probably now rethinking his decisions, then the kids says "damn, I'm never getting married." I had to leave at that point because I would have died laughing. This is what the modern normie wedding is like in 2018 the hookers that end up with Chads and thug types are miserable and the guys with used up Stacies are miserable kek.
 
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