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My vendor forwarded me the factory shots of my doll. International shipping will probably take around 2-3 weeks as long as covid and the customs don't fuck things up. I'm going to get a chair so she can sit next to me watching me playing video games. It's something I've always wanted to do if I were ever able to ascend.

Once she's here, I'll stop giving a fuck about any of the social events that I've been forced to attend. My plan is to get the minimum amount of work done in person then go home as soon as possible. I don't drink but I think I'll get into drinking in the future, in case my brain isn't fucked up enough to imagine she's real. I'm genuinely curious how dollmaxxing compares to escortmaxxing. I think I'll try the latter option once I move to a place where it's legal. After all, money is literally the only thing that a stemmaxxed ricecel can have. I'll cope as much as I possibly can before I die of poor health.

 
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LOL, nice. :feelsclown:

Just make sure to clean her out real good and let her dry out good when you're done with her so you don't end up getting some kind of vicious pecker infection brah. :feelsstudy:

That or use a condom each time after you have a go at it, heh.:feelsUgh:
 
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What will you name her?
 
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Idk where I’d hide a doll from my parents so it’s not an option.
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What will you name her?

Stacy
 
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Fat Link said:
Just make sure to clean her out real good and let her dry out good when you're done with her so you don't end up getting some kind of vicious pecker infection brah. :feelsstudy:

That or use a condom each time after you have a go at it, heh.
I already have a KEON stroker and I don't think fucking the doll's pussy can be any better than that. I'll just stick my dick in, take her virginity, then call it a day. There's a uni nearby giving out free condoms for students. If they don't check my ID I'll get some and then fuck her for real.
Vrthraghna said:
kill it with fire
Why? She's hot and harmless, unlike real foids.
Michael15651 said:
What will you name her?
Languishingrn said:
Stacy, Chadette, something along those lines jfl

It's a secret between me and my doll. I named her after my favorite character from a visual novel (an interesting name that works fine as an English name and a Japanese name).
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Idk where I’d hide a doll from my parents so it’s not an option.
Some parents are quite open with their son owning a sex doll, especially when they know it's over for the kid.
 
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Pretty impressive how far the tech has come along, heh. :feelsclown:

What I mean is the eyes almost or perhaps even do pass the uncanny valley test. :feelsstudy:
 
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Money wasted in my book, sorry (because the quality isn't that good), that face is uncanny valley

Plus she looks like Sheldon from Big Bang Theory

If you are going to buy a doll at least go all out and get a super realistic one, you are probably going to take one look at the face when you are actually fucking it and feel weirded out and it will kill the vibe, and then you will realize what a wasted purchase that was

Should have went for something like this (very realistic):





Or something like this (super realistic):





I'd much rather just pay for sex but If I was ever going to buy a doll, it has to be really realistic and of high quality, not like some of the shit I often see posted which is laughable, its full on "uncanny valley"
 
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Fat Link said:
Pretty impressive how far the tech has come along, heh. :feelsclown:

What I mean is the eyes almost or perhaps even do pass the uncanny valley test. :feelsstudy:
I hope she looks just as good in person. The manufacturer clearly took pictures with a phone so there's a chance she might even look better. I could have gotten veins over her body but I decided not to. I kind of regret that decision ngl
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Money wasted in my book, sorry (because the quality isn't that good)

If you are going to buy a doll at least go all out and get a super realistic one, you are probably going to take one look at the face when you are actually fucking it and feel weirded out and it will kill the vibe, and then you will realize what a wasted purchase that was

Should have went for something like this:






Or something like this:





I'd much rather just pay for sex but If I was ever going to buy a doll, it has to be really realistic and of high quality, not like some of the shit I often see posted which is laughable, its full on "uncanny valley"
WM dolls don't look that good in practice. You can't compare heavily photoshopped pictures with shots taken by a shitty phone. You'd also have to deal with possible mold issues because WM dolls only have the TPE body option.

You can check out the factory photos here: https://www.sexdolls-factory-pictures.com/tag/tan-skin/
 
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WM dolls don't look that good in practice. You can't compare heavily photoshopped pictures with shots taken by a shitty phone.
This image isn't shopped, you can clearly see the glare at the top of the image and the imperfect lighting, this is way better quality

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How much did you pay for your doll?
 
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BlkPillPres said:

This image isn't shopped, you can clearly see the glare and bad lighting at the top of the image, this is way higher quality


How much did you pay for your doll?
$2.8k with a silicone body and a silicone head. It's probably a matter of personal taste. I don't find the WM head particularly attractive. Also, the eyeballs are adjustable. Right now it indeed looks kind of unrealistic because the eyes are not positioned symmetrically. That is definitely fixable.
 
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lmao :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
I would have chosen one with a larger jaw though
 
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fast_curry said:
Is prostitution so expensive where you live that this price is worth it?
 
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BlkPillPres said:
Is prostitution so expensive where you live that this price is worth it?
I live in a liberal city where buying sex is illegal. I'm also on a working visa and it's unwise to leave a criminal record.
 
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Bloody hell. At least using your hand is free. How do you even keep that clean??
 
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Bloody hell. At least using your hand is free. How do you even keep that clean??
You can either choose a built-in vagina or a removable one. I chose the latter so it's easier to clean up. Like Fat Link @Fat Link said, you probably want to use a condom to avoid mold growth if you don't want to pull out.

Even then, I don't plan on fucking my doll too often. I use a separate autostroker for sexual stimulation.
 
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Ur lifemaxxing as an incel rn i hope i can becum like u ngl
 
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What sites are there to buy sex dolls? Is there one that is like build a sex doll workshop?

Considering getting one myself
 
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Share video of you fucking the hell out of her
 
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Boba said:
What sites are there to buy sex dolls? Is there one that is like build a sex doll workshop?

Considering getting one myself

realdoll.com

But dolls are just a waste of money IMO , As i said in past threads dont farking expect good cowgirl position , You need to do all the motion.
Anyways...why is one of her nostrils bigger than the other??
 
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Boba said:
What sites are there to buy sex dolls? Is there one that is like build a sex doll workshop?

Considering getting one myself
You can check out thedollforum. There's a list of trusted vendors that you can buy dolls from.
Miyanu said:
Share video of you fucking the hell out of her
No. That's kinda gay ngl
Netzachcel said:
realdoll.com
That's where richcels get their dolls. $5k+ was simply too much for me.
Netzachcel said:
But dolls are just a waste of money IMO , As i said in past threads dont farking expect good cowgirl position , You need to do all the motion.
tbh it's not even possible to do cowgirl without getting yourself killed when she's 45kg.
Netzachcel said:
Anyways...why is one of her nostrils bigger than the other??
The angle of the camera is a bit tilted, though I wouldn't be surprised if one is actually bigger than the other. $2.8k is a cheap price for a full silicone doll after all.
 
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fast_curry said:
No. That's kinda gay ngl
Just post its pussy, and the minimum dick you can while fucking her
 
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I just want a doll head, and have a fleshlight where her neck is. :feelsLSD:
 
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Based, every Incel who has financial conditions should own one
 
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Boba said:
:feelsohh: Incredibly based. There's another one where 3 sluts go out to the Jungle @Jungle and get the same fate by Ooga boogas.
link pls
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Based, every Incel who has financial conditions should own one
Hopefully, the price will drop and every incel can own one