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I think I must have some sort of behavior problems or problems figuring out boundaries. I know it is 100% just me being ugly but I swear sometimes I think I get the vibe of the room or a conversation and say something only for it to backfire on me and often it is with threats.
So I work in a hospital. I'm walking this Chad Ex-Marine officer guy to some different area and we happen to walk by some of the IT girls. They are really cute but I dare not talk to them because I know what will happen since I work there. I'll get fired faster than teen girls can get dick! So I keep my head down and proceed to escort the Marine. I also forgot to mention he is in a wheelchair and his legs don't work. So we keep walking towards our destination and he spots a really kawaii IT girl eating a yogurt. He shouts at her and yells, "Hey! Need a ride!!" and points to his lap. She looks visibly embarrassed as everyone is looking at her now and she blushes. Oh how cute she looked when she blushes. And she says (not verbatim I forgot the exact wording), "Some other time! I'm on the clock but I would if I could!" to which he says something that I didn't quite hear and she giggles and playfully punches him in the arm. I'm just standing there waiting for this fucking shit to end and then he looks back at me since I stopped walking and asks, "We almost there yet, boss?"
I was so fucking angry. I know I've said shit that was more risque than that. More clever than that. I know I've had amazing fucking timing with my innuendo before and all I get is fucking negative feedback every time I fucking speak to girls. I've had girls threaten to tell the teachers. Threaten to tell some beta to come beat my ass. Threaten to tell my boss. Threaten to assault me with physical violence and slap me for the things that I said. If I told a female if she wanted a ride and POINTED TO MY FUCKING LAP(aka DICK!) I know I'd be on the fucking headline newspaper the next morning of how a dirty gross misogynist is working at the hospital. Then the rumors would start of some sick shit that everyone probably thinks I do.
Girls like a confident man. A man who says the right things at the right time.....Except they don't. They want a GOOD LOOKING confident man. They want a GOOD LOOKING man to say the right things at the right time. They want a little fire to brighten up their day but only when Chad brightens up their day. I see it all the time some schmuck at work makes a pretty witty retort to some conversation and I immediately see the brilliance in his words. I can see how that guy should be getting his dick sucked at that very moment. And yet? Nothing happens. The innuendo just flies so far above the stupid bitch's head or she has to feign as if she didn't understand it as to not lead this fucker on because she thinks he is the most average disgusting piece of shit to walk this Earth and she doesn't even want to talk to this faggot unless she needs her computer fixed.
WHY THE FUCK DOES CHAD GET TO SAY ANYTHING HE WANTS AND GET GIRLS TO GIGGLE AND GET THEIR PUSSY WET! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
So I work in a hospital. I'm walking this Chad Ex-Marine officer guy to some different area and we happen to walk by some of the IT girls. They are really cute but I dare not talk to them because I know what will happen since I work there. I'll get fired faster than teen girls can get dick! So I keep my head down and proceed to escort the Marine. I also forgot to mention he is in a wheelchair and his legs don't work. So we keep walking towards our destination and he spots a really kawaii IT girl eating a yogurt. He shouts at her and yells, "Hey! Need a ride!!" and points to his lap. She looks visibly embarrassed as everyone is looking at her now and she blushes. Oh how cute she looked when she blushes. And she says (not verbatim I forgot the exact wording), "Some other time! I'm on the clock but I would if I could!" to which he says something that I didn't quite hear and she giggles and playfully punches him in the arm. I'm just standing there waiting for this fucking shit to end and then he looks back at me since I stopped walking and asks, "We almost there yet, boss?"
I was so fucking angry. I know I've said shit that was more risque than that. More clever than that. I know I've had amazing fucking timing with my innuendo before and all I get is fucking negative feedback every time I fucking speak to girls. I've had girls threaten to tell the teachers. Threaten to tell some beta to come beat my ass. Threaten to tell my boss. Threaten to assault me with physical violence and slap me for the things that I said. If I told a female if she wanted a ride and POINTED TO MY FUCKING LAP(aka DICK!) I know I'd be on the fucking headline newspaper the next morning of how a dirty gross misogynist is working at the hospital. Then the rumors would start of some sick shit that everyone probably thinks I do.
Girls like a confident man. A man who says the right things at the right time.....Except they don't. They want a GOOD LOOKING confident man. They want a GOOD LOOKING man to say the right things at the right time. They want a little fire to brighten up their day but only when Chad brightens up their day. I see it all the time some schmuck at work makes a pretty witty retort to some conversation and I immediately see the brilliance in his words. I can see how that guy should be getting his dick sucked at that very moment. And yet? Nothing happens. The innuendo just flies so far above the stupid bitch's head or she has to feign as if she didn't understand it as to not lead this fucker on because she thinks he is the most average disgusting piece of shit to walk this Earth and she doesn't even want to talk to this faggot unless she needs her computer fixed.
WHY THE FUCK DOES CHAD GET TO SAY ANYTHING HE WANTS AND GET GIRLS TO GIGGLE AND GET THEIR PUSSY WET! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
