RageFuel My dad just triggered the fuck out of me. He thinks im volcel.

[Getlooksordie]

"I´m not volcel dad. Look at my wrists FFS. It´s OVER!!"

 

[Hail The Bloatlord]

Buck Foomers.

Fuck them

 

[Shower_Taker]

my dad thinks girls like intelligence, intelligent conversations, well-spokenness, and safe socially acceptable behavior ..and jobs where you wear suits.. but borderlineretardIQ drug dealer tyrone with face tattoos mumbles the same 5 words over and over and swims in pussy

mom thinks the only way to get pussy is to be a hard working family man with his own house

That’s what they say now, but I’m willing to bet that 30 odd years ago when she met your dad, she wouldn’t even entertain the thought.