JFL my dad just asked me if i was having unprotected sex

[carticel]

Fucking lol tbh ngl ded srs


Reason is my friend drove us around in his audi cuz its a fast car, but my dad has this thing called life360 where he can track me, he thought i was at some girls house


u stupid fuck

 

[Deleted member 19971]

Your dad is way too optimistic.

Unless... 6ft sportcel..

 

[carticel]

bruh

mog me cuz white

 

[Deleted member 19971]

mog me cuz white

Mogs me cause BB-..

 

[ihaveno1]

he can track me

over for trackedcels

 

[TINMAN]

Why would he have a problem with this, are you muslim or something

 

[Deleted member 20811]

 

[carticel]

Why would he have a problem with this, are you muslim or something

nah he was being supportive i think? my parents are bipolar af tbh ngl

 

[TheSecondComing]

Your dad is way too optimistic.

Unless... 6ft sportcel..

yeah i wonder

 

[Deleted member 18214]

Why are parents so deluded? Such greed.

 

[JohnDcel]

mogs me cus social life

 

[MountainGorilla]

maybe you can thugmaxx if ur dark enough as a curry you 6ft sportsmaxxed fakecel

 

[ItsOver4cel]

He can track you? Such an overprotective fuck tbh

 

[nazianime]

my friend drove us around in his audi cuz its a fast car,

Did you dive around with AK’s.

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

@LastGerman

 

[Yerberito]

Brutal tbh ngl ded srs

 

[LastGerman]

Reason is my friend drove us around in his audi cuz its a fast car

Brutal driver licence pill.

 

[FlamingCel]

Tracks me

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

Just get him to put a chip in you so he can track you easier

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

I would just laugh if someone ever asked me that

 

[Transcended Trucel]

mogs me hard, literally everyone who knows me knows I am an incel JFL.

maybe you can thugmaxx if ur dark enough as a curry you 6ft sportsmaxxed fakecel

This def true. Dark curries who fat max +rap max will mog lightskin curries due to pseduo BBC max

 

[Uglyme]

 

[deathsh+rt]

That's one concerned father at least he cares about you so that's good.