My computer is making weird noises, should I piss on it?

[Ika-Sama]

de2

 

[HyperVersager_4EVER]

Yes, assert dominance. Make sure to aim at the power supply for extra dominance power

 

[Ika-Sama]

Yes, assert dominance. Make sure to aim at the power supply for extra dominance power

 

[Ika-Sama]

I'm on my phone now, I pissed on it and now it won't turn on.

 

[Mortis]

I'm on my phone now, I pissed on it and now it won't turn on.

Hope it wasn't expensive

 

[MrSerialBlueBalls]

Try shitting on it afterwards. Will make the experience so much more powerful.

 

[decembrist_kirillov]

turn the computer case 90 degrees . it will work. trust me.

 

[crestfallencel]

probably counterproductive

 

[PoodankMcGee]

That is the based solution to all problems. Femoid being a bitch? Piss on it. Boss being a bitch? Piss on it. Trouble with homework? Piss on it.

Take the pisspill

 

[incelerated]

Yes, assert dominance.

 

[bigantennaemay1]

My PS3 is making weird noises when I stick game discs into it. I just hope and pray it works and doesn't break down, that's what I do.