Welcome to Incels.is - Involuntary Celibate Forum

Welcome! This is a forum for involuntary celibates: people who lack a significant other. Are you lonely and wish you had someone in your life? You're not alone! Join our forum and talk to people just like you.

MY COCK IS ONLY 5.8 INCHES

misterbean9

misterbean9

Laws are made to protect good-looking people
-
Joined
Mar 26, 2020
Posts
856
Actually insane. How is my penis so small?! Not that it matters as I am a giga truecel facially.
 
You mean how it is so woefully average?
 
Everyone on porn has a bigger dick than me, even amateur ones.
 
Everyone on porn has a bigger dick than me, even amateur ones.
Watch jap porn then. :feelsjuice:
Mine is 6.4
1626857825718
 
Mine is a bit over 6 inches, but my girth is about 4 1/2 inches.
You mean how it is so woefully average?
That's pretty average :feelsjuice:
It's 'normal' (like you don't have a defective micropenis) but it's not something to brag about.

Foids are huge size queens and will still reject you for not being hung (as in 7'+ length and 5'+ girth, which is a very small minority of men).
 
Last edited:
That's average.
 
Die humblebragger
 
my penis is 2 inches nigger
 
i have 6 and a half inches but im a skinny dick nigga
 
Why would you cry about an almost 6 inch penis? That's average it's not fucking small. I have a 3.5" one and since I'm not a faggot I don't cry about it on here.

Hope OP burns to deaths.
Maybe it's not a micropenis, but it's still definitely not hung and it won't be enough for size queens. It will also look smaller if you are tall or fat.
i have 6 and a half inches but im a skinny dick nigga
Same, but I'm just over 6 inches bone pressed.
 
Maybe it's not a micropenis, but it's still definitely not hung and it won't be enough for size queens. It will also look smaller if you are tall or fat.

Same, but I'm just over 6 inches bone pressed.
the daggerdickpill is truly brutal, my dick looks smaller than it is due to the girth
 
the daggerdickpill is truly brutal, my dick looks smaller than it is due to the girth
What's your girth?

Mine is about 4.5 inches around.
 
Stop bragging about your average dick retard.
 
What's your girth?

Mine is about 4.5 inches around.
tbh i havent measured the girth but its below average, nothing really crazy, just kinda skinny. if i had a fat cock i would be slanging :feelsUnreal:
 
Ropefuel thread:feelscomfy:
 
Sort of small but remember that curries and rice have 4" dicks
 
This.

Why would you cry about an almost 6 inch penis? That's average it's not fucking small. I have a 3.5" one and since I'm not a faggot I don't cry about it on here.

Hope OP burns to deaths.
Rest easy knowing that my face is so badly receded and damaged from years of mouth-breathing and shit genetic recombination that I qualify for Lefort surgery that I cannot get due to teeth rotting out my skull

I strictly remember measuring my penis when I was 15 and it was easily 16cm, now it has shrank to 14cm?! It must have been caused by the circumcision, there is no other possibility. :feelsclown:
 
Last edited:
Fucking brag about it.
 
I’ve never measured my penis :feelsUgh:
 
Are you trying to make other people insecure by troll posting?
I’ve never measured my penis :feelsUgh:
You’ve never been curious??
 
Last edited:
Penis size does not fucking matter when you're sub5
The only sex we will get is paid. I'm approx. 7.5 inches but that doesnt matter because the most i'd be able to do is please an escort (tfw poorcel)
 
Penis size does not fucking matter when you're sub5
The only sex we will get is paid. I'm approx. 7.5 inches but that doesnt matter because the most i'd be able to do is please an escort (tfw poorcel)
Just make an escort cum and fall in love with an incel theory
 
“Only” yet mogs me.
 
Penis size does not fucking matter when you're sub5
The only sex we will get is paid. I'm approx. 7.5 inches but that doesnt matter because the most i'd be able to do is please an escort (tfw poorcel)
I Dickmog you and I can confirm it never helper me in anyway
 
I Dickmog you and I can confirm it never helper me in anyway
Have y'all tried showing your dick on Tinder or Snapchat before showing them your face?
 
This thread is gay.
 
TFW you only have a 5 incher :cryfeels::cryfeels::cryfeels::cryfeels::cryfeels:
 
Most pornstar and slayer dick is 6 1/2 + inches in length and 5 + inches in girth.
if OP intends "small compared to the minority of dicks which are slayers" then you should say that

'small' alone would be assumed to mean "compared to the average"
 
if OP intends "small compared to the minority of dicks which are slayers" then you should say that

'small' alone would be assumed to mean "compared to the average"
Yeah, being average isn't something to brag about. And you would still be rejected by whores (majority of which are size queens) who probably had taken bigger dicks that could stretch out her pussy and fill her pussy all the way to her cervix. 6 inches might not be enough. I only have 4 1/2 inches in girth.

OP is under 6 inches (he hasn't stated his girth), so I can also understand the insecurity of being in the 5 inches range (exactly 5' is slightly below average, and is closer to 4' and below).
 
Yeah, being average isn't something to brag about. And you would still be rejected by whores (majority of which are size queens) who probably had taken bigger dicks that could stretch out her pussy and fill her pussy all the way to her cervix. 6 inches might not be enough. I only have 4 1/2 inches in girth.

OP is under 6 inches (he hasn't stated his girth).
5.8 inches is still >½ inch above average of 5.21
it's ~14.732cm which if I look on that chart...
looks to be in the 80th percentile
as in only 20% of the male population has dicks bigger than OP
and 80% of us have smaller dicks
so yeah it's a brag
Chart

just like I drew it
 
Last edited:
5.8 inches is still >½ inch above average of 5.21
it's ~14.732cm which if I look on that chart...
looks to be in the 80th percentile
as in only 20% of the male population has dicks bigger than OP
and 80% of us have smaller dicks
so yeah it's a brag
It's still not enough.
 
It's still not enough.
case by case basis, I don't think foids start off as size queens, they just gradually work up to it by the time they're roasties

the bigger variable than actual cock size is vagina tightness

vaginas get tighter for chad so his cock feels bigger, so he can actually be of average size but if foid knows a good-looking guy is fucking her and light are off his dick will feel 50% bigger to her than it would if an ugly guy with same size cock was fucking her

that's how chads with 5 inch dicks mog us and please foids who sweat he's 7.5, it's an illusion
 
case by case basis, I don't think foids start off as size queens, they just gradually work up to it by the time they're roasties

the bigger variable than actual cock size is vagina tightness

vaginas get tighter for chad so his cock feels bigger, so he can actually be of average size but if foid knows a good-looking guy is fucking her and light are off his dick will feel 50% bigger to her than it would if an ugly guy with same size cock was fucking her

that's how chads with 5 inch dicks mog us and please foids who sweat he's 7.5, it's an illusion
Maybe virgin and LBC foids have tighter pussies, but also realize that vaginas expand when foids get aroused. Also, that the vaginal walls are very elastic and can accommodate much bigger dicks.

Over time, a thin or even average girth won't stretch her out.

How is she going to feel 5 inches in length, even on someone tall it looks too small?
 
also realize that vaginas expand when foids get aroused

Vaginas don't expand, what happens is the womb is lifted up which makes it seem like the vagina lengthens but really it's just assuming it's max length by lifting the womb upward.


As explained here, it actually gets narrower because of all the engorgement of blood in surrounding tissues.

The pseudo-lengthening is only a problem in pleasing masochist women who get off on the pain of having their cervix hammered. Shouldn't effect your standard girth-based orgasms.
That said I have no idea what the % of masochist cervix-ram-wanters is, could be significant.

Also, that the vaginal walls are very elastic and can accommodate much bigger dicks.
That doesn't change the % of male population which actually has a big dick though so it doesn't matter.

How is she going to feel 5 inches in length, even on someone tall it looks too small?
how it looks is irrelevant if she's not looking at it when it fucks her
average/small chads will fuck her in darkness, they'll just jam it in right away so she doesn't have a chance to look
this arouses her and she tightens up around it and it feels giant
 
Don't worry about it OP. I'm 7.25 inches and still a virgin, none of us will ever use our dicks unless it's a escort.
 
Don't worry about it OP. I'm 7.25 inches and still a virgin, none of us will ever use our dicks unless it's a escort.
t. Jamaican BBC
 
I have a 12 inch penislossus watch it go up your ass
 

Similar threads

VictimofBpillReaper
It's Over Brootal dickpill
Replies
23
Views
559
Dneum912
Dneum912
A
Replies
43
Views
625
Emba
Emba
edgelordcel
Replies
33
Views
318
edgelordcel
edgelordcel
LetsGetOut
Replies
47
Views
658
packardD
packardD
Spooky_Heejin
Replies
153
Views
3K
Emba
Emba

Users who are viewing this thread

shape1
shape2
shape3
shape4
shape5
shape6
Back
Top