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Venting My car is an embarrassing piece of shit

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I always wanted a nice car but I could never justify spending the money on one. I’ve been driving the same cheap ugly ass Korean piece of shit since 2017. Although it’s reliable and cheap to maintain I’m starting to feel embarrassed by it. People judge not only on your looks but also what you wear and what you drive. I can’t cope anymore I have to admit that my kimchi fart box is lowering my nonexistent SMV. No man will respect you if he saw you driving one of those ricemobiles. Even if I was to get a date there is no way to explain why I drive this

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It screams either I’m poor and I can’t afford a better car or I’m a virgin and I will never get laid.

I’m old, I have a good job, a house, nice savings and I deprived myself the enjoyment of owning a sport car while I was young to save money but now I kinda regret it. All the money I made did absolutely nothing for me it just been sitting in my investment account doing nothing. The returns I get on my investments are too low that I’m probably better off enjoying the money. From what I have seen you make more the last 10 years of your career than the 30 years before combined so why don’t I enjoy the money now and save when I’m old.

I want a v8 with rear wheel drive.
 
I always wanted a nice car but I could never justify spending the money on one. I’ve been driving the same cheap ugly ass Korean piece of shit since 2017. Although it’s reliable and cheap to maintain I’m starting to feel embarrassed by it. People judge not only on your looks but also what you wear and what you drive. I can’t cope anymore I have to admit that my kimchi fart box is lowering my nonexistent SMV. No man will respect you if he saw you driving one of those ricemobiles. Even if I was to get a date there is no way to explain why I drive this

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It screams either I’m poor and I can’t afford a better car or I’m a virgin and I will never get laid.

I’m old, I have a good job, a house, nice savings and I deprived myself the enjoyment of owning a sport car while I was young to save money but now I kinda regret it. All the money I made did absolutely nothing for me it just been sitting in my investment account doing nothing. The returns I get on my investments are too low that I’m probably better off enjoying the money. From what I have seen you make more the last 10 years of your career than the 30 years before combined so why don’t I enjoy the money now and save when I’m old.

I want a v8 with rear wheel drive.
twinkcel.....
 
It looks like an average car I would see on the road. Nothing about it screams poor or virgin.

This car screams poor:
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People judge not only on your looks but also what you wear and what you drive.
This is cope, especially considering the pic you posted. A tall attractive Chad or Chadlite would have no problem getting friends or girls and driving them around in that car.
 
People judge not only on your looks but also what you wear and what you drive.
even if you drive a tesla model s or a 911, if you look like an imbecile head to toe, nobody's going to notice you.
now there's chad alpha chins, rollin' in a prius, with chicks in the backseat.
 
It looks like an average car I would see on the road. Nothing about it screams poor or virgin.

This car screams poor:
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This is cope, especially considering the pic you posted. A tall attractive Chad or Chadlite would have no problem getting friends or girls and driving them around in that car.
I’m the opposite of a tall chad. I genuinely believe people are judging me on my car and will respect me more if I had a nicer car.
 
Cars have always been my cope, I've got a sunshine yellow S2000 in the shed for sunny days and weekends, and my daily driver is an australian Ford G6E turbo.

I bought the S2000 because I love it, and I love driving it. But TBH back when I bought it (before values of jap boyracer cars went nuts) a teeny tiny part of me was still coping with the Elliott Rodger delusion that maybe women would see me rolling in a somewhat glamorous car, and decide they wanted to get on my dick.
JFL, of course they didn't.

TL/DR:
There's no RWD V8 for your face. If you want one, get one, do it now before petrol gets unaffordable. Do it for yourself, women aren't going to fuck you over it.
 
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I’m the opposite of a tall chad. I genuinely believe people are judging me on my car and will respect me more if I had a nicer car.
Trust me dude, you are probably better off driving an average car if you are a trucel. People see ugly short men with fancy cars as losers trying to compensate for their shortcomings.

The only exception is if you truly dream of owning a nice car, and you're not getting one just to impress some normies who don't even give a shit about you.
 
Cars have always been my cope, I've got a sunshine yellow S2000 in the shed for sunny days and weekends, and my daily driver is an australian Ford G6E turbo.

I bought the S2000 because I love it, and I love driving it. But TBH back when I bought it (before values of jap boyracer cars went nuts) a teeny tiny part of me was still coping with the Elliott Rodger delusion that maybe women would see me rolling in a somewhat glamorous car, and decide they wanted to get on my dick.
JFL, of course they didn't.

TL/DR:
There's no RWD V8 for your face. If you want one, get one, do it now before petrol gets unaffordable. Do it for yourself, women aren't going to fuck you over it.
Yeah all of the people who ever commented on my cars were men. I've driven mostly European cars and a few Japanese.

Always wanted to try out an S2000 and some of the other rivals from the era. I own a Z3 M Coupe (with the NA spec detuned S52 engine) and I'd love to see how it would compare to a 986 Boxster or the S2000 as said before
 
It looks like an average car I would see on the road. Nothing about it screams poor or virgin.

This car screams poor:
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This is cope, especially considering the pic you posted. A tall attractive Chad or Chadlite would have no problem getting friends or girls and driving them around in that car.
Ive seen chads drive worse, Chill bruh
 
Yeah all of the people who ever commented on my cars were men. I've driven mostly European cars and a few Japanese.

Always wanted to try out an S2000 and some of the other rivals from the era. I own a Z3 M Coupe (with the NA spec detuned S52 engine) and I'd love to see how it would compare to a 986 Boxster or the S2000 as said before
Nice. I imagine your Z3M would have a lot of grunt and would probably blow the doors off my car, you definitely need to keep it in the power band to keep moving with Hondas. But that is part of the fun :)

Where I live there are mountains on one side and hours of flat country in the other direction. I already had a big lazy auto daily driver so I wanted a weekend toy car with a manual gearbox that could carve up corners.

I really wanted to test drive a 350z and one of the 3.0 litre Z4s before I bought the S2k, (I am used to bigger lazier engines, and I thought I might be happier overall with something I didn't need to rev to get the power out.) But the only Z4 3.0 for sale at the time was a long way away from me, and didn't look great in photos. And all of the 350Zs around had already been riced out and thrashed. So it ended up being a choice between the S2000 and a nice DC5 type R integra that someone had put Brembo brakes on. That was a nice car too and I was very tempted.
But then I drove the S2000 for fifteen minutes, and it was love at first sight, I knew I had to own it, it will probably be my "forever" car that my nieces and nephews will have to dispose of after my funeral...
 
Can’t go wrong with a Honda Accord.
 
You bastard. I don't even have a car. I'm in my mid twenties, and I go on the bus. Bastard. Be thankful.
 
Also that car is not that bad. I've seen worse. 20+ year cars on the road. So fuck you.
 
Yeah all of the people who ever commented on my cars were men. I've driven mostly European cars and a few Japanese.

Always wanted to try out an S2000 and some of the other rivals from the era. I own a Z3 M Coupe (with the NA spec detuned S52 engine) and I'd love to see how it would compare to a 986 Boxster or the S2000 as said before
Yet another first world chad @incelerated @Grotesk
Us third world cels can't afford anything except for shitboxes while middle class Americans buy Porsches. Being born ugly AND in the third world is ultra hardcore mode
 
Yet another first world chad @incelerated @Grotesk
Us third world cels can't afford anything except for shitboxes while middle class Americans buy Porsches. Being born ugly AND in the third world is ultra hardcore mode
Ok ok your medal for having a harder life than everyone else on the forum, is already in the mail.

Fortunately this is incels.is. not social_inequality.is. There's no fancy car for your face, as a few people above have already discussed.
 
Ok ok your medal for having a harder life than everyone else on the forum, is already in the mail.

Fortunately this is incels.is. not social_inequality.is. There's no fancy car for your face, as a few people above have already discussed.
Alright so according to your own logic, your inceldom is also a product of factors beyond your control so why are you crying about it?
 
Alright so according to your own logic, your inceldom is also a product of factors beyond your control so why are you crying about it?
Because this is a forum for incels, it's literally the entire reason we are here. (I'm old enough and grey enough that I did most of my crying years ago ;-) )

It may blow your mind to learn this, but inceldom exists in the first world too. It is nice being able to afford good copes but at the end of the day they are still only copes.
 
Because this is a forum for incels, it's literally the entire reason we are here. (I'm old enough and grey enough that I did most of my crying years ago ;-) )
And this was posted in the offtopic section and has nothing to do with Inceldom so I’ll post whatever I want to post
they are still only copes
At least you have those. With your age I thought you’d learn to appreciate what you have before it becomes what you had
 
>Z3 M
>S2K
Incels are driving surprisingly nice cars. If you really want a V8 with RWD, a Lexus IS F might be a good choice for you, OP. Unfortunately, the resale value on those things is ridiculous because Toyota and the automatic transmission is slow by towards standards, but it's a pretty hassle-free NA V8 with a known track record. The Mercedes W204 C63 is also very nice if you can afford to maintain it.
 
If you really want a V8 with RWD, a Lexus IS F might be a good choice for you, OP. Unfortunately, the resale value on those things is ridiculous because Toyota and the automatic transmission is slow by towards standards, but it's a pretty hassle-free NA V8 with a known track record. The Mercedes W204 C63 is also very nice if you can afford to maintain it.

Back in my day, the whole reason you drove a V8 is because you want an engine with grunt so you don't need to change gears all the time! But then I imagine a Lexus V8 is probably more about top end and less about low-down torque than a Ford or a Chrysler.

A wise old man once told me, if you can't afford a new Mercedes, you can't afford an old one either...
 
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I really wanted to test drive a 350z and one of the 3.0 litre Z4s before I bought the S2k, (I am used to bigger lazier engines, and I thought I might be happier overall with something I didn't need to rev to get the power out.) But the only Z4 3.0 for sale at the time was a long way away from me, and didn't look great in photos. And all of the 350Zs around had already been riced out and thrashed. So it ended up being a choice between the S2000 and a nice DC5 type R integra that someone had put Brembo brakes on. That was a nice car too and I was very tempted.
But then I drove the S2000 for fifteen minutes, and it was love at first sight, I knew I had to own it, it will probably be my "forever" car that my nieces and nephews will have to dispose of after my funeral...
The Z3M definitely has a lot of low end torque, and the North American ones are tuned to have the power and down low. We also didn't get the fancy ITBs or the dual VANOS that the S50 did. Our S52 is basically an M52 with better cams and bored out. The S52 is also one of the more reliable BMW engines, though it suffers from the same cooling issues that all e36s had. Thankfully when I bought the car, the PO had the entire cooling system redone (and a new clutch too!) Under my ownership, I refreshed the suspension with Bilstein shocks and H&R sport springs, Racing Dynamics strut bar, a new Bluetooth headunit, alcantara headliner and a Conforti intake. Plus some 18" APEX wheels with Michelin Pilot Sport 4s tires. (I can run summers year round since I live in a warm climate)

Still a fun car even without the 300 something horsepower the European cars have . Fairly practical for a single male, I can get a few days worth of groceries in the back. Don't need huge cars as an Incel unless you're a tradesman or have a boat.

I cross shopped this car and various BMW and Audi wagons. (Plus a Mitsubishi Lancer Evo 8) I figured that this car would be coolest due to the oddball factor and its performance. I got it relatively inexpensively for an M Coupe, less than 30k USD.
 
Yea Korean cars are pieces of shit. Unreliable as hell and easy to steal. Don't go to a rental car company and rent those piece of shit Kia's or Hyundais. You think to yourself, "hey look at those korean cars, I've never tried one I think I'll rent one of those". Then a couple of days into your rental youre already getting all sorts of problems and hearing noises/vibrations. Shit not working.

There's a reason why all you see are toyotas and hondas on the road. Not that you don't see Kias or Nissans but people get Kias or Nissans because theyre cheap. Black people are poorer than white people and they love cheap and fast Altimas. Those piece of shit altimas have major transmission issues.

I've been thinking about getting a truck with a camper shell. That way I can use the damn truck for side hustle contractor work. A great way to burn some calories, lose weight, and make some money.

I can also obviously camp in the camper. Maybe take the truck offroading and do some fishing/camping deep in the mountains/wilderness.

Also, I want a truck for the practical purpose of it. Not to show off like some obnoxious douchebag that lifts some 5.7L supercharged V8 heavy duty truck.

As for older model japanese sedans, absolutely nothing wrong with those. I still see Toyotas and Lexus' from the 90s and early 2000s on the road. Nothing wrong with those. Those old Lexus sedans are probably one of the most reliable cars ever made, those along with the 4runner. If you ever ascend and if she has a problem with your older model vehicles, the shallow gold digging status whore is probably not worth it to begin with.
 
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And this was posted in the offtopic section and has nothing to do with Inceldom so I’ll post whatever I want to post
The SITE. The SITE is about inceldom.
FML.
At least you have those. With your age I thought you’d learn to appreciate what you have before it becomes what you had

> Sees a thread that is 100% about car ownership
> Chooses to click into the thread
> Sees that some people own nice (-ish) cars
> Gets mad

If only there was some way this could have been handled differently?
 
I cross shopped this car and various BMW and Audi wagons. (Plus a Mitsubishi Lancer Evo 8) I figured that this car would be coolest due to the oddball factor and its performance. I got it relatively inexpensively for an M Coupe, less than 30k USD.

But most importantly, it's a BMW so you can be like ER, cruise up and down the main street of Isla Vista waiting for women to take their clothes off and throw themselves at you... right?

...Right...??
 
What makes you think I’m mad, pal? My face is straight and my heart rate is low

My bad, your first post was a cry about how you have it so much worse, so I guess I saw that and just assumed...
 
But most importantly, it's a BMW so you can be like ER, cruise up and down the main street of Isla Vista waiting for women to take their clothes off and throw themselves at you... right?

...Right...??
ER should've asked his mother for an
M3 or the very least a 335i. No girl wants to sit in an entry-level luxury car!
 
It screams either I’m poor and I can’t afford a better car or I’m a virgin and I will never get laid
Yes, KIA is trash and it does make you look like all those things. But I mean it’s a cheap car, and that’s the point.

Would rather drive a Honda or Toyota. I always liked my Honda, was a really good commute car.

But guess what? You are in luck because all the normie are defaulting on car loans so you could probably get something really nice, cheap without paying the drive off the dealership tax. Just don’t get nigger cars like dodge chanllengers and charger.
 
hey cars good, just need to change the wheels and put some sick wrap like redbull and a spoler and some performance exhaust. if possible get some sick seat covers and you are good to go.
 
This is cope, especially considering the pic you posted. A tall attractive Chad or Chadlite would have no problem getting friends or girls and driving them around in that car.
a chad could be driving a 1950s bettle and still get laid
 
Yes, KIA is trash and it does make you look like all those things.
tf are you talking about, they got some good cars
Would rather drive a Honda or Toyota. I always liked my Honda, was a really good commute car.
fuck whats wrong with hondas and toyotas. they make the rules in the industry.
 
Buy an older lexus rx 350 or 400/450 they go for peanuts, look great, drive fantastic, toyota reliability and normies just see the lexus name, I got mine for the same price I bought my first decent V70 as a scandifag, and your name makes me consider adding you to ignore but I will wait and see.
 
ER should've asked his mother for an
M3 or the very least a 335i. No girl wants to sit in an entry-level luxury car!
foids dont have any idea about cars, they will go for whatever is most popular like the benz
 
Yea Korean cars are pieces of shit. Unreliable as hell and easy to steal.
tf are smoking, they are reliable too.
Maybe take the truck offroading and do some fishing/camping deep in the mountains/wilderness.
what kind of offroading you are talking about, an awd can do it too.
Also, I want a truck for the practical purpose of it. Not to show off like some obnoxious douchebag that lifts some 5.7L supercharged V8 heavy duty truck.
thats overpowered , but why wouldnt you want to show off your truck, it gives you testesterone boost. Go for the silverados.
 
I'm past the point of caring what normies think. Especially not about something as meaningless as my car.
 
specify the year please
I got a 2006 400h E with the 3.3l, I got it for 7100 euro apx with a decently low mileage, well worth it imo
 
I'm past the point of caring what normies think. Especially not about something as meaningless as my car.
car is an extension of you. driving a good car improves your wellbeing
 
As for older model japanese sedans, absolutely nothing wrong with those. I still see Toyotas and Lexus' from the 90s and early 2000s on the road. Nothing wrong with those.
nobody drives 90s cars if they are not giga poor regardless of the fact that they run good
 

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