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My brojob story

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Homosapicuckus

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When I was back in elementary school I had a guy friend we used to hang out a lot but never had any feelings between us more than friendship. Once  he got this idea to practice for girls. He got me convinced if we try in a "just friendly" way we'll get a lot better with women as we already experience things like how to give heads and such. Since I was the bigger guy not just in height but in size he wanted me to threat him like a girl which I did. I caught his neck gave him a slap and forced him under and he kissed my pants then my dick but still didn't suck it. I couldn't get hard so I closed my eyes and imagined it's a girl sucking my cock and it worked but I couldn't get hard enough to blow my load (assuming I was still before pre puberity/borderline) but since then nothing happend like this.

I wonder if anyone of you have similar stories?
 
I hate these undercover homo faggots, they on lookism too, actually they probably came from there to here
 
Cuck-Damage said:
I hate these undercover homo faggots, they on lookism too, actually they probably came from there to here

still better be a faggot than a kissless wirgin and I had slept with women so what's up?
 
that's seriously extremely gay
 
NEET_noot said:
that's seriously extremely gay

If I was gay I could just get off by watching him suck my dick. I had to imagine it's a girl to make it hard
 
Agd5R2F_d.webp
 
you got sucked off by a guy and you're trying to convince me you aren't gay?
 
When I was a kid (3-4) I recall reaching into my friends shorts and touching his penis that's about it.
 
My neighbor boy used to give me blowjobs when I was really young, but then I discovered I wasn't gay and didn't really like it.
 
This is called being homosexual.
 
u have more sexual experience than most of the ppl here
 
Homosapicuckus said:
still better be a faggot than a kissless wirgin and I had slept with women so what's up?

Why are you here then
 
VLÖ said:
Yeah, kind of a shit and weak excuse tbh.

I have social anxiety and can't talk to most people. I'm kinda executed mentally so I'm in the same boat like Incels even below in many ways than some users here.
 
Homosapicuckus said:
I have social anxiety and can't talk to most people. I'm kinda executed mentally so I'm in the same boat like Incels even below in many ways than some users here.

>has had free (presumably?) sex

>is below users here

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Cuck-Damage said:
I hate these undercover homo faggots, they on lookism too, actually they probably came from there to here
 
Homosapicuckus said:
When I was back in elementary school I had a guy friend we used to hang out a lot but never had any feelings between us more than friendship. Once  he got this idea to practice for girls. He got me convinced if we try in a "just friendly" way we'll get a lot better with women as we already experience things like how to give heads and such. Since I was the bigger guy not just in height but in size he wanted me to threat him like a girl which I did. I caught his neck gave him a slap and forced him under and he kissed my pants then my dick but still didn't suck it. I couldn't get hard so I closed my eyes and imagined it's a girl sucking my cock and it worked but I couldn't get hard enough to blow my load (assuming I was still before pre puberity/borderline) but since then nothing happend like this.

I wonder if anyone of you have similar stories?
No, no cute pretty boy crossdresser will ever give me blowjobs nor will i find a girl to fuck, lucky you my humblebragging friend.
 
Juxtaposition6 said:
No, no cute pretty boy crossdresser will ever give me blowjobs nor will i find a girl to fuck, lucky you my humblebragging friend.

Hard to believe. If you ask 10 Chads on tinder if they want some gay shit I'd bet 5 out of them would say yes.
 
thats hot af ngl


NEET_noot said:
you got sucked off by a guy and you're trying to convince me you aren't gay?

its only gay for the guy whos sucking dick
 
Just say no homo and that you were only practicing.
 
Jfl @Betrayed

Join date copers want to get uppity with us but the previous forum moderators allowed the users to get away with shit like this
 

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