SuicideFuel My best friend ascended and I want to kill myself

[Eternatus]

Been there

 

[Gaelic-Truecel]

I can't actually relate to this because I haven't had a friend since I was 21 and I am 33 now so never heard brag stories like this.

 

[Monikak]

Lies lies lies lies lies meos

 

[KetamineCel]

i would actually kms, praying for you homie

 

[Barlog]

he's 6'1

That's all I needed to know

 

[Freixel]

he's 6'1.

jfl

 

[Lifeisbullshit95]

GAY ASF, I think you wanted to suck his dick, but you didn't know how to say it, and now you are devastated. LMFAO.
This is classic. "My best fiend left me for a girl" LMFAO GAY ASF.

 

[Grodd]

Having friends as a sub5 only leads to one thing: hearing other people's success

 

[WeirdoDesperado]

I don't bother having friends anymore, I can't stand sexhavers and getting lifemogged every second at their presence while being a failure cringe compilation for them. I understand why some incels avoid leaving their home at all cost

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

Having friends as a sub5 only leads to one thing: hearing other people's success

That's exactly why I have no friends aside from the people here, and even here I get mogged sometimes.

 

[kay']

he's 6'1

 

[Valtharion]

I've known him since like elementary school. I dont think he's aware of the incel ""subculture"" but he didn't pull any foids, sometimes complained he was lonely, I liked spending time with him because I could relate to that a lot

Just yesterday when we were playing TF2 he said he needs to tell me something and tells a story about how he followed a random goth/emo chick on instagram, they texted for like a week, he invited her over when his parents were not home and fucked her raw (she is on birth control)

He showed me her instagram, she had massive fucking tits (he told me they moved like eggs on a frying pan when in missionary), she was short but not really skinny? Had massive thighs (but a small ass though). Black hair, bangs, septum and shit. This motherfucker pulled her because they both listened to drain gang or sematary or some other fucking bullshit

I haven't talked to him since because i can't handle my envy, I want to fucking punch him in the throat. He's not that handsome, he's really skinny but he's 6'1. I am so fucking livid I cannot live with myself

I feel you, brocel. It's happening the same with me but they didn't had sex (until the time i'm posting it)

It's so brutal to see them getting what we desired a lot in life so easily.

 

[Real3li]

I actually started hitting the gym in 2023. But i am fucking cursed with 5'3. There is no workout that can change that.

Can you do anything except crying about it though?
Like seriously?
We should objectify women for things like this too

 

[Real3li]

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Im Arabic but what is this

 

[kay']

Im Arabic but what is this

 

[TooSomething]

We will all ascend eventually, with war brides.

 

[Runt171]

he's really skinny but he's 6'1. I am so fucking livid I cannot live with myself

What a surprise

 

[Runt171]

Just send me into a purgatory please.

No purgatory for your face only hell

 

[Runt171]

I actually felt bad for a second because he's still my friend but i cannot fucking stand the thought that he fucked a hot emo chick while i was probably masturbating or playing games. I know most of my peers have already ascended but i chose to ignore it since it was easier. Now I can't stop thinking about it

He didnt have to rub it in your face though

 

[Sex-Starved Beast]

he's really skinny but he's 6'1

Peak male SMV. All the stacies I knew got snatched by very tall lanklets with MTN faces.

 

[MountainGorilla]

I wish I could fuck some polish big tittied "goth" that listens to wigger rap, I feel your pain buddy

 

[itsovER99]

I assume hes no longer your friend at least you have us truecels

 

[MountainGorilla]

I assume hes no longer your friend at least you have us truecels

If I were mr polack here, I would make connections with his slampig goth gf and network to find other goth baddies

 

[itsovER99]

If I were mr polack here, I would make connections with his slampig goth gf and network to find other goth baddies

Eh not gonna work we are invisible to girls

 

[MountainGorilla]

Eh not gonna work we are invisible to girls

The mods are stealing all the girls

 

[konradwalejdota]

I've known him since like elementary school. I dont think he's aware of the incel ""subculture"" but he didn't pull any foids, sometimes complained he was lonely, I liked spending time with him because I could relate to that a lot

Just yesterday when we were playing TF2 he said he needs to tell me something and tells a story about how he followed a random goth/emo chick on instagram, they texted for like a week, he invited her over when his parents were not home and fucked her raw (she is on birth control)

He showed me her instagram, she had massive fucking tits (he told me they moved like eggs on a frying pan when in missionary), she was short but not really skinny? Had massive thighs (but a small ass though). Black hair, bangs, septum and shit. This motherfucker pulled her because they both listened to drain gang or sematary or some other fucking bullshit

I haven't talked to him since because i can't handle my envy, I want to fucking punch him in the throat. He's not that handsome, he's really skinny but he's 6'1. I am so fucking livid I cannot live with myself

can't wait to go to the bladee show in krakow and see all the 4'8 foids with their skinny 6'0 boyfriends its so fucking sad that even though i'm 5'9 and lost 10kgs in the last two months i still get ridiculed for my height

 

[Justnormalincel]

Just be tall

 

[Lonelyus]

Kill him instead

 

[superpsycho]

Fucking brutal.

I got pissed off just from reading this thread. block him everywhere ASAP

 

[AdolfRizzler]

he's 6'1

yeah, i knew it

 

[a deleteduser #]

Incel rule no 69 never keep sexhaver friends.

 

[sk.feelsdevil]

I'm sorry to hear that this was so disturbing for you.
I'd personally be happy if my best friend would ascend, sure it'd mean that our relationship would fade away, but he'd at least be happy. And I am happy if my friends are happy.

 

[Google Gemini Pro]

I haven't talked to him since because i can't handle my envy, I want to fucking punch him in the throat. He's not that handsome, he's really skinny but he's 6'1. I am so fucking livid I cannot live with myself

brutal

 

[MajorThomas666]

Shit happened to me. Problem is when someone ascends and doesn't know it, and never realized you were an incel, they will eventually stop talking to you.

I'm a neet. Friend will be getting cushy job, has had many good jobs, seeing he's 5'11, has had like 12 gfs and when he brought up fucking his girl, I told him I'm a virgin and he never really talked to me the same again. Getting more and more distant. It's whatever.

I don't envy anyone at this point. Too tired. I just wait for tax men to come and shoot me irl

 

[Jimb0]

you'll see how quickly he moves on too, "I've been seeing new people, sorry for not coming to see you as often dude" when you hear that shit, that's when you know it's over