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My ascension plan was quite simple.

1. Get PHD in mathematical economic theory at elite university.

2. Get job at ECB, Wall-street, Private Equity, or Silicon Valley (a secret in the business/finance world is Silicon Valley actually employees lots of finance specialists and pays them very well, it's not just tech experts).

3. Make lots of money as an elite technocrat

4. Afford plastic surgery

5. Use vast wealth to max-plastic surgery until I'm a literal Chad (Although still short)

6. Ascend in Silcion Valley/San Francisco where there's tons of Stacies everywhere, and enjoy my life as a Chad

Problem is because of Covid-19 everything shut down, the economy is going to be in a RECESSION when I graduate and I won't be able to carry out this plan considering the economy is projected to be garbage until 2023.
 
Lifefuel for me atleast since I'll be graduating around 2023 so hopefully things will get better.
Who am I kidding, the economy is still gonna be trash and will have wasted 4 years in college just to not even get a job
 
brutal. but a recession can sometimes be an opportunity.
 
Lifefuel for me atleast since I'll be graduating around 2023 so hopefully things will get better.
Who am I kidding, the economy is still gonna be trash and will have wasted 4 years in college just to not even get a job

I was being pessimistic. My projections are the economy will be in full recovery by 2022. Goldman Sachs predicts 2023 but I think it should be back to how it was before by 2022.
brutal. but a recession can sometimes be an opportunity.

If you have a ton of cash its an opportunity, otherwise no.
 
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My ascension plan was quite simple.

1. Get PHD in mathematical economic theory at elite university.

2. Get job at ECB, Wall-street, Private Equity, or Silicon Valley (a secret in the business/finance world is Silicon Valley actually employees lots of finance specialists and pays them very well, it's not just tech experts).

3. Make lots of money as an elite technocrat

4. Afford plastic surgery

5. Use vast wealth to max-plastic surgery until I'm a literal Chad (Although still short)

6. Ascend in Silcion Valley/San Francisco where there's tons of Stacies everywhere, and enjoy my life as a Chad

Problem is because of Covid-19 everything shut down, the economy is going to be in a RECESSION when I graduate and I won't be able to carry out this plan considering the economy is projected to be garbage until 2023.

what's your height ?
 
Plastic surgery is The Way.

or cryogenic freezing.
 
Call me a cuck if you like, but if I had all that money I wouldn't waste time with plastic surgery. I'd just use the money as the bait. Can't be the foid unicorn of alpha bucks if you're short so might as well just use the money to rent their love.
 
My ascension plan was quite simple.

1. Get PHD in mathematical economic theory at elite university.

2. Get job at ECB, Wall-street, Private Equity, or Silicon Valley (a secret in the business/finance world is Silicon Valley actually employees lots of finance specialists and pays them very well, it's not just tech experts).

3. Make lots of money as an elite technocrat

4. Afford plastic surgery

5. Use vast wealth to max-plastic surgery until I'm a literal Chad (Although still short)

6. Ascend in Silcion Valley/San Francisco where there's tons of Stacies everywhere, and enjoy my life as a Chad

Problem is because of Covid-19 everything shut down, the economy is going to be in a RECESSION when I graduate and I won't be able to carry out this plan considering the economy is projected to be garbage until 2023.
How short? If it's below a threshold you ain't getting no legit Chad love.
 
the ascension plan known as the rope actually seems less stressful than doing all of that
 
But you're soooooo smart. I'm sure you'll bruteforce yourself into the workforce my dude. Just lift them bootstraps up buddy boyo. After all, the west is a pure meritocracy and employers do not participate in lookism or irrational affirmative action hiring decisions.
 
Plastic surgery barely works if you have a poor facial base
 
what's your height ?

5'6. If i plastic surgery max enough I feel I could be a short Chad like Zac Effron
Call me a cuck if you like, but if I had all that money I wouldn't waste time with plastic surgery. I'd just use the money as the bait. Can't be the foid unicorn of alpha bucks if you're short so might as well just use the money to rent their love.

This is bluepilled, girls don't care if you have money if you aren't a Chad
How short? If it's below a threshold you ain't getting no legit Chad love.

I'm 5'6 but so is Zac Efron
:lul:

Chad did not need to do any of those things.

But I'm not Chad, I will become Chad


It's a stupid point, I'm not Chad yet but will become him

Plastic surgery barely works if you have a poor facial base

I thought they can do wonders?

But you're soooooo smart. I'm sure you'll bruteforce yourself into the workforce my dude. Just lift them bootstraps up buddy boyo. After all, the west is a pure meritocracy and employers do not participate in lookism or irrational affirmative action hiring decisions.

I will graduate from the best program of the best university in the entire world (arguably). There's no way in hell I won't get at least one good job. But sure buddy, sure.
 
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5'6 is way too short for these hypergamous foids, if you're so hell-bent on ascending you're better off SEAmaxing.
 
Call me a cuck if you like, but if I had all that money I wouldn't waste time with plastic surgery. I'd just use the money as the bait. Can't be the foid unicorn of alpha bucks if you're short so might as well just use the money to rent their love.

Cutting-edge research in the field of quantum theory level IQ.

Going on sugar daddy sites and macking sluts is a way better way of doing things
 
My ascension plan was quite simple.

1. Get PHD in mathematical economic theory at elite university.

2. Get job at ECB, Wall-street, Private Equity, or Silicon Valley (a secret in the business/finance world is Silicon Valley actually employees lots of finance specialists and pays them very well, it's not just tech experts).

3. Make lots of money as an elite technocrat

4. Afford plastic surgery

5. Use vast wealth to max-plastic surgery until I'm a literal Chad (Although still short)

6. Ascend in Silcion Valley/San Francisco where there's tons of Stacies everywhere, and enjoy my life as a Chad

Problem is because of Covid-19 everything shut down, the economy is going to be in a RECESSION when I graduate and I won't be able to carry out this plan considering the economy is projected to be garbage until 2023.
This is hardly a simple plan, even if you are a genius. Cope at this way of thinking, your plans are as complex and unrealistic as a beta and your idea that smarts make you attractive is totally wrong in practice. This is literally bluepill mental gymnastics, I would expect better from a blackpill than to think something simple and crude like getting a girl involves some evil genius tier scheme. Reality is cold and short, you do things straight and you either fail or win, it's all based on luck - genes, and then place and time a little bit.
 
What type of math do you study in your courses?

@BenBerger found another economicel
 
What about the ECB attracts you as opposed to the Fed or the BoE?

I second the private equity goal, though their recruitment process makes investment banking look easy.
 
Ascend in Silcion Valley/San Francisco where there's tons of Stacies everywhere, and enjoy my life as a Chad
cant be chad if youre manlet sorry boyo. an average looking tall white guy still gets more attention from foids than a 5'6 chadlet.
5'6 is way too short for these hypergamous foids, if you're so hell-bent on ascending you're better off SEAmaxing.
you mean betabuxmaxx?
Chad like Zac Effron
zac efron is 5'8 JFL. its over at 5'6, accept your fate as a future betabux
 
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My ascension plan was thwarted by my face
 
What about the ECB attracts you as opposed to the Fed or the BoE?

I second the private equity goal, though their recruitment process makes investment banking look easy.

Just prestige. I feel that the ECB will end up with more global prestige than the FED in the long run.
What type of math do you study in your courses?

@BenBerger found another economicel

Mainly game theory

Also me and Ben are great friends, he is a smart man.
This is hardly a simple plan, even if you are a genius. Cope at this way of thinking, your plans are as complex and unrealistic as a beta and your idea that smarts make you attractive is totally wrong in practice. This is literally bluepill mental gymnastics, I would expect better from a blackpill than to think something simple and crude like getting a girl involves some evil genius tier scheme. Reality is cold and short, you do things straight and you either fail or win, it's all based on luck - genes, and then place and time a little bit.

Can you read? I said I would use my wealth for plastic surgery, I never said being smart would make me attractive
 
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Sounds good the only problem is if you get a botched surgery
 
For me it is because im already on track to getting a PHD, I am already accepted in the program.
It's good for you, I thought careermaxing to get a stacy or a high tier becky before but having no one along the way makes it extremely hard and also foids are horrible creatures. I'll just cope with 2d and careermax to get a waifubot, I feel like I must completely forget about foids.
 
It's good for you, I thought careermaxing to get a stacy or a high tier becky before but having no one along the way makes it extremely hard and also foids are horrible creatures. I'll just cope with 2d and careermax to get a waifubot, I feel like I must completely forget about foids.

What do you mean "no one along the way". I don't think most students have girlfriends.
 
Get PHD in mathematical economic theory at elite university.
Actually doing a PHD?

They can sponsor me, I'm not doing appHD after my masters. I'd end up roping, unless it's something I really want to research (which is very expensive).

the economy is going to be in a RECESSION when I graduate
This is very unsettling.
 
I believe the market is going to recover fast since people are less pessimistic compared to previous recessions heck the market is quite up rn. I don't thing the market will affect your plan tbh.
 
My ascension plan was quite simple.

It was also fiction.

1. Get PHD in mathematical economic theory at elite university.

You failed before step 1.

2. Get job at ECB, Wall-street, Private Equity, or Silicon Valley (a secret in the business/finance world is Silicon Valley actually employees lots of finance specialists and pays them very well, it's not just tech experts).

This is not a secret to anyone over the age of 10.
 
What type of math do you study in your courses?

@BenBerger found another economicel
I know MENSA.

@MENSA_IQcel
Sorry but as I said in a private conversation. These industries are Hyper lookist. They don't only need good skills. They want you to be LIKE THEM - to look like them (at least a high tier normie), to speak like them, etc. It's not about IQ, knowledge, or whatever virtue.

So don't blame corona-chan. It has never begun for incels. If I were a high IQcel like you I would stay in the ivory tower of the academy and never put my nose outside.
Good luck boyo!
 
I know MENSA.

@MENSA_IQcel
Sorry but as I said in a private conversation. These industries are Hyper lookist. They don't only need good skills. They want you to be LIKE THEM - to look like them (at least a high tier normie), to speak like them, etc. It's not about IQ, knowledge, or whatever virtue.

So don't blame corona-chan. It has never begun for incels. If I were a high IQcel like you I would stay in the ivory tower of the academy and never put my nose outside.
Good luck boyo!

You may be right. If only i could surgery max FIRST I would do just fine.
 
Cope, if you have bad genetics so ascension will ever happen
 
the plan should be
1: be chad
 
money is cope but very detailed plan there boyo. mine is just rot and looksmax and keep hitting on lolis until I can put my penis in one
 
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I'm sure a smart cookie like you can adapt your plan for the current situation and figure out a way to thrive in these uncertain times.
 
I'm sure a smart cookie like you can adapt your plan for the current situation and figure out a way to thrive in these uncertain times.

That's not how it works, I can't bend the laws of physics.
 

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