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You have to be aware of this. With every day that is passing by you are moving further away from ascending. For example if you are a virgin at 25 many women your age will still be willing to deal with a virgin. However, if you are an oldcel like myself (will be turning 37 soon), then no foid would EVER understand if you are still inexperienced.

It is not just sex though. At 37 most guys have a routine on how to seduce foids. How to talk to them etc. This means if you lack any and all experience by the time you hit my age you will be at a MASSIVE disadvantage over other guys.

So my advice to you if you are a youngcel is this:

HURRY THE FUCK UP!!!!

1. Go hit the gym as soon as you can. Start today if possible.
2. Lose weight if you are overweight. Start today.
3. Look at pictures of good looking guys that are popular with women. What clothes do they wear? What is their styles (i.e. chains, hats, glasses, rings etc.) Try to optimize this aspect as well. And NO I am not saying "Just get a haircut bro". Get a haircut but also do a ton of other things.
4. Get the best education you can and spend any time you don't spend on looking for a foid on learning.
5. Get as many friends as you can. I mean male friends, too as they will help you getting to know other people. One time a buddys sister or your buddy's gfs best friend may be available to you.
6. Get hobbies that a lot of women share with you. Good hobbys: Riding, dancing, sports, travelling, cooking (take courses where you can meet foids). Bad hobbys: Black Ops II, Fifa, Anime, comics, collecting shit (especially dead animals), anything you do at home alone in your basement.
7. Avoid wasting time with shit like Tinder. It doesn't work for you. It only works for chad. You need to get in touch with women in your local area in real life.
8. BE LOW INHIB!! Don't take it personal or give too much of a fuck if a foid rejects you. Don't think doing so will kill your self esteem if it fails or something. If a foid rejects you: Fuck it, next!
9. DO NOT COLD APPROACH: It doesn't work as uninstall has proven quite impressively. You need to build up social circles where you get to talk and meet foids several times before you can ask them out.
10. Get a job where a lot of your customers or colleagues are female. Be very careful though and make sure not to violate company policies. I.e. ask for their number but if they say no retract immediately.
11. Do not make any stupid sexual jokes. NOT EVEN IF THE WOMAN DOES IT. Woman often do jokes with a sexual connotation but once you reply to that with a sexual connotation yourself you have fucked up. You have to be a perfect gentleman until the point where you escalate i.e. by kissing her.
12. When talking to a woman NEVER NEVER NEVER tell her how miserable your life is, how you are concerned she might find you weird, how you hope she won't reject you due to the acne on your back, how you feel insecure about yourself and hope she is ok with it. SHE DOES NOT WANT TO HEAR THIS SHIT. If you sell a used car you wouldn't tell the buyer you are so worried about the white smoke coming out of the exhaust because it might be a broken engine. You shut the fuck up and hope they will buy your product and if you don't then deal with it and move on. And if you run a restaurant you will not go to the customer and say: "Hey, your food just fell on the floor...do you mind eating it anyway?" Sell your product and advertise it as good as you can.
13. If she keeps giving you bullshit excuses or is on her phone the entire time just move on to the next foid. She is only using you as an orbiter.

And ESPECIALLY: DO NOT TELL YOURSELF THAT YOU CAN STILL MAKE IT LATER. Maybe some people ascend even at 50 but it is a trillion times harder then. HURRY THE FUCK UP is the most important thing you need to know.
 
Been there, done that
 
Stay in drugs, don’t do school.
 
im 20, is that considered youngcel
 
Been there, done that

Also if you are below thirty don't tell yourself: "Been there, done that". Below 30 you can never be 100% certain you are incel so keep trying. You can still give up when you are 40 and the things you have accomplished until then will only make your life easier anyway.
im 20, is that considered youngcel

Even 25 is youngcel. Still hurry the fuck up and do anything you can immediately.
 
You aren't gonna convince many with that :bluepill: self-help attitude. Next time try something like:

1) Are you sure you will not kill yourself in the future? If you aren't, attempt suicide with a nearly failsafe method as seen on http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods. If you attempt you'll die, but if you can't you should know that you aren't capable of it.
2) Imagine yourself living your same life at OP's age, in your 40s, 50s. This is what will happen if you just LDAR.
3) Follow OP's advice, but not too much at once. But if you still crash and burn somehow you'll be more likely to rope which is a good thing.

My actual advice: Life is shit if you lose the gene lottery so do whatever it doesnt really matter
 
Just Lol


Just like These snake oil selling PUA artists^^
 
I'm 31. That's still youngcel, right? I'll follow your teachings wise master.

My advice: move to Thailand or anywhere your SMV will increase. Locationmaxx, don't locationcel.
Even if you fail you can improve your situation by escortcelling.
 
Just Lol


Just like These snake oil selling PUA artists^^

You should see a day in my life buddy. The thing is the blackpill is true. Some of us will never ascend no matter how hard they try. But what choice do you have other than ascend or die trying?
 
Everything sounds legit except number 3. Clothes and fashion choice doesn’t do jack shit not unless if it covers your ugly face. I’m not sure if i’m right but go ahead and debunk if I’m wrong. There is no such thing as fashion. It’s it determine on what clothes you wear but who is wearing the clothes. If a good looking guy wears a bomber jacket it’s fashion and nice. If an ugly guy does it no one cares. In fact it might be worse. Don’t you notice on how the stereotypical popular kids and the stereotypical loser kids have different clothing. If they both reversed their choice in clothes don’t you think the people’s opinions about the stuff they wear change? Halo effect is a bitch.
 
I'm 31. That's still youngcel, right? I'll follow your teachings wise master.

My advice: move to Thailand or anywhere your SMV will increase. Locationmaxx, don't locationcel.

No you are not youngcel. It is up to you to decide when it is time to give up. If you move to Thailand keep in mind you need to stay there and build up a career there. You can not take your Thai foid to the US or Europe with you because once she is there she will start to transform into a western foid and leave you the second she can.
Everything sounds legit except number 3. Clothes and fashion choice doesn’t do jack shit not unless if it covers your ugly face.

I will make a separate thread on this eventually.
 
No you are not youngcel. It is up to you to decide when it is time to give up. If you move to Thailand keep in mind you need to stay there and build up a career there. You can not take your Thai foid to the US or Europe with you because once she is there she will start to transform into a western foid and leave you the second she can.


I will make a separate thread on this eventually.
I've lived in Thailand 6 already years tho. Why would anyone want to return to western hell?
 
Biggest load of crap I've read in a long time
 
A lot of women would mock you openly on social media if they found out you were a virgin at 25. Hobbies, clothes, just WTF? I’m getting nauseous from the :bluepill:. If you’re under 20 and a 4-5 then you still have a shot but under 30? :lul::feelsgah::feelsahh::feelskek:
 
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What's your advice then? Go ER?
Yes, you can go ER, or LDAR, copemaxx or whatever makes you happy. You're not gonna have any luck with women if you're a truecel, you lost the lottery, deal with it.
 
Yes, you can go ER, or LDAR, copemaxx or whatever makes you happy. You're not gonna have any luck with women if you're a truecel, you lost the lottery, deal with it.

True. But you don't know you are an incel until you have done 100% of what you could have done.
 
How can you advice when you are not the shining example of your wisdom?
 
You should see a day in my life buddy. The thing is the blackpill is true. Some of us will never ascend no matter how hard they try. But what choice do you have other than ascend or die trying?

Dude, no matter how hard you try, if you are weak and ugly then you already lost, you cant Change that fact


You should simply just find other Hobbies in life rather than Always trying to fit into the norm


You CANT Change the fact that you where Born with inferior genetics, the only Thing which you should Always remember is that it's NOT your fault that you lost the genetic lottery
 
How can you advice when you are not the shining example of your wisdom?

I am a shining example of how not to do it. That is why. Someone that failed can teach you how to avoid failure by showing you where he went wrong. I mainly failed by LDARin my life away. Thus the advice to hurry up.
 
I put my signature. I agree with you exactly bro
 
Dude, no matter how hard you try, if you are weak and ugly then you already lost, you cant Change that fact


You should simply just find other Hobbies in life rather than Always trying to fit into the norm


You CANT Change the fact that you where Born with inferior genetics, the only Thing which you should Always remember is that it's NOT your fault that you lost the genetic lottery

Correct. But you should not start to LDAR and cope until you are 100% certain. I did LDAR when I was not 100% certain and now the thought things may have gone differently is haunting me. I want to protect fellow incels here from that.
 
I am a shining example of how not to do it. That is why. Someone that failed can teach you how to avoid failure by showing you where he went wrong. I mainly failed by LDARin my life away. Thus the advice to hurry up.

If you could not figure out those " solutions" in your jouth you are imbicel
But i think that you did not what you preach now because you knew that your solutions are boleshit.
 
If you could not figure out those " solutions" in your jouth you are imbicel
But i think that you did not what you preach now because you knew that your solutions are boleshit.

No I didn't because I was lazy and didn't give a shit because I thought you can always try later. Look dude... If you don't want to give it a try fine... Feel free to LDAR and rot your life away too.
 
No I didn't because I was lazy and didn't give a shit because I thought you can always try later. Look dude... If you don't want to give it a try fine... Feel free to LDAR and rot your life away too.
You did not because you were not so bluepilled as now
And if you were wise you would undetstand that it s never wise to follow the fucked up program of DNA that forses us to be slaves of idiotic desires.
 
You did not because you were not so bluepilled as now
And if you were wise you would undetstand that it s never wise to follow the fucked up program of DNA that forses us to be slaves of idiotic desires.

I agree once you have confirmed 100% that you are incel then don't waste any energy on trying to ascend. I am just saying you need to be 100% certain.
 
I agree once you have confirmed 100% that you are incel then don't waste any energy on trying to ascend. I am just saying you need to be 100% certain.
Ahahaha how can you be possibly certain about anything???? It is imposible .
Are you for 100% certain that you are not alien that you are not in a matrix that you are an incel? Nah.
 
Correct. But you should not start to LDAR and cope until you are 100% certain. I did LDAR when I was not 100% certain and now the thought things may have gone differently is haunting me. I want to protect fellow incels here from that.

Hqdefault
Just Dress well and make friends
 
Ahahaha how can you be possibly certain about anything???? It is imposible .
Are you for 100% certain that you are not alien that you are not in a matrix that you are an incel? Nah.

You should be reasonably certain...
 
We are all reasonably certain here.

I am sure many of the guys here never looksmaxxed beyond 30%. That is not reasonable certainty. I knew gymcelmaxxed incels that were still KHHV. They are confirmed truecel...but anyone who has never been above 80% can not claim to be truecel or even incel unless they are disfigured beyond recognition.
 
You’re right, but I’m too lazy, I want to LDAR.
 
I am sure many of the guys here never looksmaxxed beyond 30%. That is not reasonable certainty. I knew gymcelmaxxed incels that were still KHHV. They are confirmed truecel...but anyone who has never been above 80% can not claim to be truecel or even incel unless they are disfigured beyond recognition.
Ok good luck with that chad's nurse.
 
I agree with other posters here. Sounds like :bluepill:.

Fair enough. If someone is at least a 4, white, not poor, and not a manlet then they have a shot at ascension.

But this just doesn't apply to me. I'm a sub4 ricecel living in the West; no amount of "fashion" will compensate for that. My last haircut cost $100. I have a personal shopper (a Stacy, ironically) at Harvey Nichols. It means I don't look homeless, but I am still doomed to orbiter status at best.
 
The thing is you can not lose anything.
And no it is not bluepilled as I do not blame anything who does not make it. I am not saying anyone can make it or will make it. But that is essential to the bluepill. I am saying the blackpill is true. Some CAN NEVER make it. But I am also saying be sure you are really one of them before you waste your life away.
 
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You have to be aware of this. With every day that is passing by you are moving further away from ascending. For example if you are a virgin at 25 many women your age will still be willing to deal with a virgin. However, if you are an oldcel like myself (will be turning 37 soon), then no foid would EVER understand if you are still inexperienced.

It is not just sex though. At 37 most guys have a routine on how to seduce foids. How to talk to them etc. This means if you lack any and all experience by the time you hit my age you will be at a MASSIVE disadvantage over other guys.

So my advice to you if you are a youngcel is this:

HURRY THE FUCK UP!!!!

1. Go hit the gym as soon as you can. Start today if possible.
2. Lose weight if you are overweight. Start today.
3. Look at pictures of good looking guys that are popular with women. What clothes do they wear? What is their styles (i.e. chains, hats, glasses, rings etc.) Try to optimize this aspect as well. And NO I am not saying "Just get a haircut bro". Get a haircut but also do a ton of other things.
4. Get the best education you can and spend any time you don't spend on looking for a foid on learning.
5. Get as many friends as you can. I mean male friends, too as they will help you getting to know other people. One time a buddys sister or your buddy's gfs best friend may be available to you.
6. Get hobbies that a lot of women share with you. Good hobbys: Riding, dancing, sports, travelling, cooking (take courses where you can meet foids). Bad hobbys: Black Ops II, Fifa, Anime, comics, collecting shit (especially dead animals), anything you do at home alone in your basement.
7. Avoid wasting time with shit like Tinder. It doesn't work for you. It only works for chad. You need to get in touch with women in your local area in real life.
8. BE LOW INHIB!! Don't take it personal or give too much of a fuck if a foid rejects you. Don't think doing so will kill your self esteem if it fails or something. If a foid rejects you: Fuck it, next!
9. DO NOT COLD APPROACH: It doesn't work as uninstall has proven quite impressively. You need to build up social circles where you get to talk and meet foids several times before you can ask them out.
10. Get a job where a lot of your customers or colleagues are female. Be very careful though and make sure not to violate company policies. I.e. ask for their number but if they say no retract immediately.
11. Do not make any stupid sexual jokes. NOT EVEN IF THE WOMAN DOES IT. Woman often do jokes with a sexual connotation but once you reply to that with a sexual connotation yourself you have fucked up. You have to be a perfect gentleman until the point where you escalate i.e. by kissing her.
12. When talking to a woman NEVER NEVER NEVER tell her how miserable your life is, how you are concerned she might find you weird, how you hope she won't reject you due to the acne on your back, how you feel insecure about yourself and hope she is ok with it. SHE DOES NOT WANT TO HEAR THIS SHIT. If you sell a used car you wouldn't tell the buyer you are so worried about the white smoke coming out of the exhaust because it might be a broken engine. You shut the fuck up and hope they will buy your product and if you don't then deal with it and move on. And if you run a restaurant you will not go to the customer and say: "Hey, your food just fell on the floor...do you mind eating it anyway?" Sell your product and advertise it as good as you can.
13. If she keeps giving you bullshit excuses or is on her phone the entire time just move on to the next foid. She is only using you as an orbiter.

And ESPECIALLY: DO NOT TELL YOURSELF THAT YOU CAN STILL MAKE IT LATER. Maybe some people ascend even at 50 but it is a trillion times harder then. HURRY THE FUCK UP is the most important thing you need to know.
Do I know geography there other countrys than america
 
If you missed romantic relationships in your teens you will always be legging behind. 25 is in my opinion a very generous deadline. 20 if anything, mybe even lower.
 
Another thing, youngcels. Youth is fleeting.
I still feel 18, it feels like a couple of years ago, but I am 30.
If you don't do anything with you're time, then you might as well have not had it at all.
You are at you're very best and prime now.

This is the best version of yourself right the fuck now.
But it will go so fast if you don't have memories to look back on.
It's like I haven't had 10 years of my life that normies have.
A lot of normies my age have families now. I see a guy I used to work with in town regularly with his daughter.

They've moved on.

Only a few years ago I was a youngcel. Now it's weird to hear people refer to people of my age as "old". It's very weird indeed. I remember when someone born in 1990 was a teenager.

I still feel like an 18 year old that never got off the starting block.
 
Another thing, youngcels. Youth is fleeting.
I still feel 18, it feels like a couple of years ago, but I am 30.
If you don't do anything with you're time, then you might as well have not had it at all.
You are at you're very best and prime now.

This is the best version of yourself right the fuck now.
But it will go so fast if you don't have memories to look back on.
It's like I haven't had 10 years of my life that normies have.
A lot of normies my age have families now. I see a guy I used to work with in town regularly with his daughter.

They've moved on.

Only a few years ago I was a youngcel. Now it's weird to hear people refer to people of my age as "old". It's very weird indeed. I remember when someone born in 1990 was a teenager.

I still feel like an 18 year old that never got off the starting block.

Absolutely I totally agree. You feel the same way you felt with 18 only now all the people start telling you you are old and you are like "WTF? I am not old!!" but your passport says you are nearly 40.
 
hey goy this isn't fooling anyone
 
Im 78, still youngcel?
 
Loose weight and/or get surgery. Only way out
I agree with other posters here. Sounds like :bluepill:.

Fair enough. If someone is at least a 4, white, not poor, and not a manlet then they have a shot at ascension.

But this just doesn't apply to me. I'm a sub4 ricecel living in the West; no amount of "fashion" will compensate for that. My last haircut cost $100. I have a personal shopper (a Stacy, ironically) at Harvey Nichols. It means I don't look homeless, but I am still doomed to orbiter status at best.
You sound rich, consult a surgeon
 

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