My 24th Birthday was yesterday and I realized that I will forever be beneath the notice of femoids

[Pendulus]

Pretty much what it says in the title.
I was sitting in my parents attic (Having moved in recently-times are pretty fucking harsh right now) and considering my life. it occured to me that not only had I never even had a sexual encounter, I had experienced absolutely no feminine touch in my life whatsoever, barring the bare minumum I had received from my own fat cow of a mother. Never once in my life had a woman held hands with me, or embraced me, nor even held a meaningful conversation with me. Women are disgusting, vapid creatures repulsed by the sight of me for no reason other than a few unflattering facial features. they do not have the capacity for love, or hate, or even anything more complicated than the desire to seek out a conventionally attractive mate and breed with him before inevitably fucking him over for an even more conventionally attractive mate. I linger in complete obscurity in a dusty room while my younger brother, an appaling, disgusting human being by all rights, swims in femoid attention.

So now I'm looking for ways to vent my anger. I don't think I can get away with murdering a roastie no matter how much she deserves it, so what is perhaps the next best thing, fellow cels?

 

[acnescarcel]

get high on weed and chill 0ut b0y0

 

[Evil Genius]

Happy Birthday bro!

 

[Zaetheus]

I feel the same, I can’t even get hard anymore tbh. Not because of ED but because why jerk off yo something you’ll never have? Kills my vibe so much .

 

[idkwattodowithlife]

happy birthday mate.

yeah it's a brutal reality that incels have to live through.

 

[Deleted member 126]

Welcome and happy birthday.

 

[incel scum]

welcome to incels.is

 

[Kent]

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This has gotta be a bullshit bait thread..."hey incels....what kinda shit should I get muhself into???".

..LOL

 

[Pendulus]

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This has gotta be a bullshit bait thread..."hey incels....what kinda shit should I get muhself into???".

..LOL

Sorry, I sorta just meant this as an introduction and to test the waters here a little bit. I apologize, it takes me a while to feel out the social mores when it comes to this kind of thing.

 

[Kent]

Sorry, I sorta just meant this as an introduction and to test the waters here a little bit. I apologize, it takes me a while to feel out the social mores when it comes to this kind of thing.

nah that's alright...I'm sure they don't teach you this stuff at Quantico....some stuff ya gotta learn on the mean streets of the internet.

 

[Rotunda]

I feel the same, I can’t even get hard anymore tbh. Not because of ED but because why jerk off yo something you’ll never have? Kills my vibe so much .

Same I just don’t even bother looking at porn or anything anymore. Hopefully I just lose all sexual desire soon as it’s pointless for me to have when I look the way I do.

 

[virgin4life]

I wish I could be 24 again.

 

[Deleted member 677]

I wish I could be 24 again.

 

[Princel]

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This has gotta be a bullshit bait thread..."hey incels....what kinda shit should I get muhself into???".

..LOL

High IQ
@Pendulus kill yourself glow in the dark CIA nigger

 

[YungCell]

Hahaha what is this thread, "I'm getting older and it just hit me that I'm a kissless virgin, so should I kill someone", take a nap boyo you're a really bad baiter.

 

[Pendulus]

Jesus christ, is this how the community responds to a newcomer in a moment of weakness? Fuck off. you should all know that a lifetime of exclusion can lead to bitterness and rage, and yeah, it dawned on me that the furthest limit of my sex life would be my own hand so I was feeling pretty damn angry. I've cooled off by now and am dedicating myself to a much more worthwhile pursuit-doing everything possible to ruin my aforementioned younger brother and prevent him from becoming a chad.

 

[idkwattodowithlife]

Jesus christ, is this how the community responds to a newcomer in a moment of weakness? Fuck off. you should all know that a lifetime of exclusion can lead to bitterness and rage, and yeah, it dawned on me that the furthest limit of my sex life would be my own hand so I was feeling pretty damn angry. I've cooled off by now and am dedicating myself to a much more worthwhile pursuit-doing everything possible to ruin my aforementioned younger brother and prevent him from becoming a chad.

put them in your ignore list. they have a history of shitposting.