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Story My 13 year old Based Zeus PUA youtube channel bingewatching phase

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Despite briefly referencing it 2 times I never really told the full story about a distinct stage in my life that I'm sort of lucky that there's no documented evidence of and it's overall so incohorent I can't even regret it without bursting out in laughter

(There's no point in reading those 2 threads, as I will tell everything that they have here in more in quicker, more logical way)

Starting from the beginning

As with 7th grade I moved to a new school, it opened many new opportunites to find a new girlfriend, or that's what I thought, and clearly proved to not be a case by my more than 1½ year account on here. I didn't want to hesitate so somewhere in september, it all started when I searched up on youtube
"How to get girls to like you"
"How to get girls interested in me"
or
"10 signs girls secretly like you"

It doesn't even matter what I searched up, since I ended up watching them all, it was like those porn addicts that watch it 6 hours a day, but for me it was pickup artist youtubers.

Unlike many of you which have said to have taken advice from alpha.m, I found him unberable to watch even at that time, maybe it was his leprechaun voice, maybe it was that I noticed he regurgitated the same slop for 5 different videos, maybe it was because there wasn't enough animation and effects to keep me interested, cuz my mentor, guru, teacher, sensei, professor, master was none other than
Based Zeus

His channel had the sauce for everything horny retarded 13 year old could fall for
• how to approach women
• how to talk to girls
• how to text girls
• how to sext girls
• how to DM pornstars
• how to DM insta models
• how to be more alpha
• 10 signs she likes you
• 10 signs she doesn't like you
• how to appear more dominant
• hot to look more muscular
• how to be more confident
• best ways how to style your beard
• 10 best attractive men mustaches
• 50 accesories for well dressed men

and it goes on and on and on...

It all was mania that made me instantly subscribe, with the notification bell on, watch every video as soon as I get home and yearn for the next one which he uploaded every day at that time, and I got extra hyped when he sometimes upload in the same day twice

What that channel lacked in worthwhile advice (or any PUA account on every social media for that matter) it made up with the slides that didn't go longer than 8 seconds to keep attention hooked, his version of before the gigachad era muscular zeus avatar talking animations, deep voice filter to keep the focus on the video still, colorful text, semifunny cheesy jokes and pictures of instagram models in between slides, which eliminated any doubt from my mind that he is legitimately trying to give me what I need to be the hottest 7th grader there is.

(I still like the somewhat unique format he atleast made his videos 6 years ago, purely on aesthetic grounds, ignoring all of the actual advice)

Looking back I really can't believe I trusted that halfbred indian latino lightskin with anything, just starting with the fact that he had atleast 10 videos on the same topic, every other of his videos had product placement like Manscaped infamous Tiege Hanley,which he promoted so much I can still remember every letter of these words from how he said it, IG texting course which costed 60 dollars and I would have bought, if I only had a credit card, it costing 60 dollars a month, which is about 240 now, adjusted for inflation, and it being half of my net worth at that time didn't bother me, then some random cross-promotions to other pickup artist channels and lastly advertisement to budget watches that costed around 50 dollars and he tried to convinced looked like actual Rolex people watches, even though when he put both Rolex and that knockoff watch side by side the difference was very visible.

Point is you can only trust yourself half the time, others quarter of the time and pickup artist channels none of the time

Zeus out!
Unnamed
 
Despite briefly referencing it 2 times I never really told the full story about a distinct stage in my life that I'm sort of lucky that there's no documented evidence of and it's overall so incohorent I can't even regret it without bursting out in laughter

(There's no point in reading those 2 threads, as I will tell everything that they have here in more in quicker, more logical way)

Starting from the beginning

As with 7th grade I moved to a new school, it opened many new opportunites to find a new girlfriend, or that's what I thought, and clearly proved to not be a case by my more than 1½ year account on here. I didn't want to hesitate so somewhere in september, it all started when I searched up on youtube
"How to get girls to like you"
"How to get girls interested in me"
or
"10 signs girls secretly like you"

It doesn't even matter what I searched up, since I ended up watching them all, it was like those porn addicts that watch it 6 hours a day, but for me it was pickup artist youtubers.

Unlike many of you which have said to have taken advice from alpha.m, I found him unberable to watch even at that time, maybe it was his leprechaun voice, maybe it was that I noticed he regurgitated the same slop for 5 different videos, maybe it was because there wasn't enough animation and effects to keep me interested, cuz my mentor, guru, teacher, sensei, professor, master was none other than
Based Zeus

His channel had the sauce for everything horny retarded 13 year old could fall for
• how to approach women
• how to talk to girls
• how to text girls
• how to sext girls
• how to DM pornstars
• how to DM insta models
• how to be more alpha
• 10 signs she likes you
• 10 signs she doesn't like you
• how to appear more dominant
• hot to look more muscular
• how to be more confident
• best ways how to style your beard
• 10 best attractive men mustaches
• 50 accesories for well dressed men

and it goes on and on and on...

It all was mania that made me instantly subscribe, with the notification bell on, watch every video as soon as I get home and yearn for the next one which he uploaded every day at that time, and I got extra hyped when he sometimes upload in the same day twice

What that channel lacked in worthwhile advice (or any PUA account on every social media for that matter) it made up with the slides that didn't go longer than 8 seconds to keep attention hooked, his version of before the gigachad era muscular zeus avatar talking animations, deep voice filter to keep the focus on the video still, colorful text, semifunny cheesy jokes and pictures of instagram models in between slides, which eliminated any doubt from my mind that he is legitimately trying to give me what I need to be the hottest 7th grader there is.

(I still like the somewhat unique format he atleast made his videos 6 years ago, purely on aesthetic grounds, ignoring all of the actual advice)

Looking back I really can't believe I trusted that halfbred indian latino lightskin with anything, just starting with the fact that he had atleast 10 videos on the same topic, every other of his videos had product placement like Manscaped infamous Tiege Hanley,which he promoted so much I can still remember every letter of these words from how he said it, IG texting course which costed 60 dollars and I would have bought, if I only had a credit card, it costing 60 dollars a month, which is about 240 now, adjusted for inflation, and it being half of my net worth at that time didn't bother me, then some random cross-promotions to other pickup artist channels and lastly advertisement to budget watches that costed around 50 dollars and he tried to convinced looked like actual Rolex people watches, even though when he put both Rolex and that knockoff watch side by side the difference was very visible.

Point is you can only trust yourself half the time, others quarter of the time and pickup artist channels none of the time

Zeus out!
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I remember my nigga based Zeus back in 2017 lol
 
I remember my nigga based Zeus back in 2017 lol
it was his peak, when he didn't take himself seriously at all, nowadays he has became as cringe, bland and shapeless as all the other PUAs, atleast from what I can gather from when I searched up his picture on google he fully doxxed himself, ditched the voice changer, cut the jokes, got rid of the the iconic cartoony video format and changed to all the videos to him staring directly at the camera like a news reporter and started calling himself something homosexual like dating assistant or whatnot
 
Didn't watch Zeus often but other RedPill YouTubers. Looking back it was so cringe and clownish thinking that my only problem was me lacking "masculinity" and all i had to was to be more dominant and "show frame". I really was foolish enough to think that i had a chance.
 
Despite briefly referencing it 2 times I never really told the full story about a distinct stage in my life that I'm sort of lucky that there's no documented evidence of and it's overall so incohorent I can't even regret it without bursting out in laughter

(There's no point in reading those 2 threads, as I will tell everything that they have here in more in quicker, more logical way)

Starting from the beginning

As with 7th grade I moved to a new school, it opened many new opportunites to find a new girlfriend, or that's what I thought, and clearly proved to not be a case by my more than 1½ year account on here. I didn't want to hesitate so somewhere in september, it all started when I searched up on youtube
"How to get girls to like you"
"How to get girls interested in me"
or
"10 signs girls secretly like you"

It doesn't even matter what I searched up, since I ended up watching them all, it was like those porn addicts that watch it 6 hours a day, but for me it was pickup artist youtubers.

Unlike many of you which have said to have taken advice from alpha.m, I found him unberable to watch even at that time, maybe it was his leprechaun voice, maybe it was that I noticed he regurgitated the same slop for 5 different videos, maybe it was because there wasn't enough animation and effects to keep me interested, cuz my mentor, guru, teacher, sensei, professor, master was none other than
Based Zeus

His channel had the sauce for everything horny retarded 13 year old could fall for
• how to approach women
• how to talk to girls
• how to text girls
• how to sext girls
• how to DM pornstars
• how to DM insta models
• how to be more alpha
• 10 signs she likes you
• 10 signs she doesn't like you
• how to appear more dominant
• hot to look more muscular
• how to be more confident
• best ways how to style your beard
• 10 best attractive men mustaches
• 50 accesories for well dressed men

and it goes on and on and on...

It all was mania that made me instantly subscribe, with the notification bell on, watch every video as soon as I get home and yearn for the next one which he uploaded every day at that time, and I got extra hyped when he sometimes upload in the same day twice

What that channel lacked in worthwhile advice (or any PUA account on every social media for that matter) it made up with the slides that didn't go longer than 8 seconds to keep attention hooked, his version of before the gigachad era muscular zeus avatar talking animations, deep voice filter to keep the focus on the video still, colorful text, semifunny cheesy jokes and pictures of instagram models in between slides, which eliminated any doubt from my mind that he is legitimately trying to give me what I need to be the hottest 7th grader there is.

(I still like the somewhat unique format he atleast made his videos 6 years ago, purely on aesthetic grounds, ignoring all of the actual advice)

Looking back I really can't believe I trusted that halfbred indian latino lightskin with anything, just starting with the fact that he had atleast 10 videos on the same topic, every other of his videos had product placement like Manscaped infamous Tiege Hanley,which he promoted so much I can still remember every letter of these words from how he said it, IG texting course which costed 60 dollars and I would have bought, if I only had a credit card, it costing 60 dollars a month, which is about 240 now, adjusted for inflation, and it being half of my net worth at that time didn't bother me, then some random cross-promotions to other pickup artist channels and lastly advertisement to budget watches that costed around 50 dollars and he tried to convinced looked like actual Rolex people watches, even though when he put both Rolex and that knockoff watch side by side the difference was very visible.

Point is you can only trust yourself half the time, others quarter of the time and pickup artist channels none of the time

Zeus out!
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Basic Deuce is a larping chump :feelshaha:
 
gosh, it seems like only yesterday there were all kinds of forums for that nonsense.

I still remember this PUA phrase:

"remember that if she's not the prize, YOU are the prize".
 
It doesn't even matter what I searched up, since I ended up watching them all, it was like those porn addicts that watch it 6 hours a day, but for me it was pickup artist youtubers.
Lol same, I watched soooo much, from a different youtube I will probably link/mention in a bit below, he did have on piece of good advice throughout it all however it is useless to incels.
Unlike many of you which have said to have taken advice from alpha.m, I found him unberable to watch even at that time, maybe it was his leprechaun voice, maybe it was that I noticed he regurgitated the same slop for 5 different videos, maybe it was because there wasn't enough animation and effects to keep me interested, cuz my mentor, guru, teacher, sensei, professor, master was none other than
Yeah his voice annoys, maybe it is a manlet failo effect somehow but I did not know he was short until recently. His videos did seem straight garbage and annoying and I could not watch him. I have never seen anyone on here say they took alpha m advice.
"remember that if she's not the prize, YOU are the prize".
LOLZ I remember this phrase.


I have watched so much of this guys youtube channel, its all pointless cold approaches, I think with alot of cold approaches you can eventually get numbers but nothing will come from that anyway.
I was even signed up to his email list and I would read his emails and get advertised to but I was young and did not have the money to buy anything.
The only good thing I ever learned from The Attractive Man was the CQC method
Compliment
Qualify
Close

Compliment - You approach her and say something you like about her that is not her tits or ass, you could mix it in with asking for directions or something but you need to make it clear you find her attractive to not come across as a "friend"

Qualify - Second step after approaching is to get her to qualify herself to you by asking her something such as "Tell me a cool fact about yourself" or "What is something you are passionate about" or some other bullshit and it flips the conversation where she is trying to find an answer for you to switch the power dynamic of the conversation a little more in your favor.

Close - 3rd and final step is to close the interaction, at this point you end since you have to go or whatever, the trick he said was to say "I will let you put your number in my phone" or "I will let you follow my instagram" again your just flipping it that you are not asking you are LETTING her get your instagram or whatever then you just finish it.

Cold approach is a meme anyway but I imagine you could use some sort of thing like this in a warm approach if you had some sort of hope of ascending for whatever reason, this information is useless to me since I don't talk to foids.
 
Despite briefly referencing it 2 times I never really told the full story about a distinct stage in my life that I'm sort of lucky that there's no documented evidence of and it's overall so incohorent I can't even regret it without bursting out in laughter

(There's no point in reading those 2 threads, as I will tell everything that they have here in more in quicker, more logical way)

Starting from the beginning

As with 7th grade I moved to a new school, it opened many new opportunites to find a new girlfriend, or that's what I thought, and clearly proved to not be a case by my more than 1½ year account on here. I didn't want to hesitate so somewhere in september, it all started when I searched up on youtube
"How to get girls to like you"
"How to get girls interested in me"
or
"10 signs girls secretly like you"

It doesn't even matter what I searched up, since I ended up watching them all, it was like those porn addicts that watch it 6 hours a day, but for me it was pickup artist youtubers.

Unlike many of you which have said to have taken advice from alpha.m, I found him unberable to watch even at that time, maybe it was his leprechaun voice, maybe it was that I noticed he regurgitated the same slop for 5 different videos, maybe it was because there wasn't enough animation and effects to keep me interested, cuz my mentor, guru, teacher, sensei, professor, master was none other than
Based Zeus

His channel had the sauce for everything horny retarded 13 year old could fall for
• how to approach women
• how to talk to girls
• how to text girls
• how to sext girls
• how to DM pornstars
• how to DM insta models
• how to be more alpha
• 10 signs she likes you
• 10 signs she doesn't like you
• how to appear more dominant
• hot to look more muscular
• how to be more confident
• best ways how to style your beard
• 10 best attractive men mustaches
• 50 accesories for well dressed men

and it goes on and on and on...

It all was mania that made me instantly subscribe, with the notification bell on, watch every video as soon as I get home and yearn for the next one which he uploaded every day at that time, and I got extra hyped when he sometimes upload in the same day twice

What that channel lacked in worthwhile advice (or any PUA account on every social media for that matter) it made up with the slides that didn't go longer than 8 seconds to keep attention hooked, his version of before the gigachad era muscular zeus avatar talking animations, deep voice filter to keep the focus on the video still, colorful text, semifunny cheesy jokes and pictures of instagram models in between slides, which eliminated any doubt from my mind that he is legitimately trying to give me what I need to be the hottest 7th grader there is.

(I still like the somewhat unique format he atleast made his videos 6 years ago, purely on aesthetic grounds, ignoring all of the actual advice)

Looking back I really can't believe I trusted that halfbred indian latino lightskin with anything, just starting with the fact that he had atleast 10 videos on the same topic, every other of his videos had product placement like Manscaped infamous Tiege Hanley,which he promoted so much I can still remember every letter of these words from how he said it, IG texting course which costed 60 dollars and I would have bought, if I only had a credit card, it costing 60 dollars a month, which is about 240 now, adjusted for inflation, and it being half of my net worth at that time didn't bother me, then some random cross-promotions to other pickup artist channels and lastly advertisement to budget watches that costed around 50 dollars and he tried to convinced looked like actual Rolex people watches, even though when he put both Rolex and that knockoff watch side by side the difference was very visible.

Point is you can only trust yourself half the time, others quarter of the time and pickup artist channels none of the time

Zeus out!
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"Based" Zeus is a fucking redpill nigger
 
"Based" Zeus would defend foids corrupt behavior like a retard
 
Unlike many of you which have said to have taken advice from alpha.m
turbonormie fella even got jewtube featured page, that shows before subscribing to any channel
Featured
 

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