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This story is an inspiring story, passed down through generations of my family. It happened a long time ago in the year 2029 on March 3rd
Mr beast meant with his local rabbi in order to build something to help poor Americans (aka obese mircoplastic filled ahh racially ambiguous insects)
>Mr beast: “mr rabbi what should I build to help people? A hospital? Or a food bank? maybe a orphanage?
>The rabbi: “YES! an orphanage would be great!!”
>Mr beast: “are you sure mr rabbi? I was thinking about a bottom surgery clinic, you know because after Chris died from his botched bottom surgery last year I was thinking about giving back to all those xer/xeha fellas”
>The rabbi: “No an orphanage is what you should build!”
>Mr beast: “you know those niggers always need more programs, how about I donate to the local high school basketball team”
> The rabbi: “NO build the orphanage, do it at once!”
Mr beast: “are you sure I should build an orphanage?”
> The rabbi: “yes of course! Yes! Yes! Yes!”
>Mr beast: “ok I’ll do it, but I gotta get my twenty different camera crews ready, am totally helping people because am a good person of course”
The rabbi: “oh and one more thing…..you should build a tunnel connecting my home to the orphanage, you know just in case a fire happens and I can evacuate everyone. Oh and keep this between you and me”
Mr beast: “ok and I’ll donate the remaining money to palantir afterwards”
Anyway after a few weeks mr rabbi got his orphanage and 33 million in palantir stocks
you should always follow you dreams and never say no to them 
anything is possible just ask Mr rabbi 
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Mr beast meant with his local rabbi in order to build something to help poor Americans (aka obese mircoplastic filled ahh racially ambiguous insects)
>Mr beast: “mr rabbi what should I build to help people? A hospital? Or a food bank? maybe a orphanage?
>The rabbi: “YES! an orphanage would be great!!”
>Mr beast: “are you sure mr rabbi? I was thinking about a bottom surgery clinic, you know because after Chris died from his botched bottom surgery last year I was thinking about giving back to all those xer/xeha fellas”
>The rabbi: “No an orphanage is what you should build!”
>Mr beast: “you know those niggers always need more programs, how about I donate to the local high school basketball team”
> The rabbi: “NO build the orphanage, do it at once!”
Mr beast: “are you sure I should build an orphanage?”
> The rabbi: “yes of course! Yes! Yes! Yes!”
>Mr beast: “ok I’ll do it, but I gotta get my twenty different camera crews ready, am totally helping people because am a good person of course”
The rabbi: “oh and one more thing…..you should build a tunnel connecting my home to the orphanage, you know just in case a fire happens and I can evacuate everyone. Oh and keep this between you and me”
Mr beast: “ok and I’ll donate the remaining money to palantir afterwards”
Anyway after a few weeks mr rabbi got his orphanage and 33 million in palantir stocks





