Moving job: Giant Dildo under bed

[Bedford Stye]

Serious, the fat potato like creature walking on toothpick legs was told "pack up anything of a private nature", valuables, or prescriptions, before the move.

Then, we disassembled the queen sized bed. Underneath was a lot of purses, and a huge dildo, out of it's box.

She said "oh myyy goooosh". And picked it up and shoved it into a suitcase.

It musta been 9 inches long, and about a tennis ball in width.

 

[Massimo The Lonecel]

Hot

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

Hot

 

[Emba]

She thought she lost it up her cunt

 

[stoneunturned]

I'm just imagining it all wibbling and wobbling out of control as she's desperately trying to cram it in a suitcase!

 

[Bedford Stye]

She thought she lost it up her cunt

Lol.

She emphatically said "there's nothing I can think of".

And sure enough, that thing caught everybody's eye at the same time.

It had a cord, so it was a serious appliance

 

[Emba]

Lol.

She emphatically said "there's nothing I can think of".

And sure enough, that thing caught everybody's eye at the same time.

It had a cord, so it was a serious appliance

Plug it in and plug it in

 

[Bedford Stye]

She looked like a younger version of George's mom on Seinfeld. The same whiny voice.

 

[Defetivecuckachu]

It had a cord, so it was a serious appliance

Mains-powered fanny hammer, I believe is the technical term.

 

[Defetivecuckachu]

She thought she lost it up her cunt

line? What line?

 

[Bedford Stye]

SRS, if you were told, make sure there's nothing private, wouldn't she immediately think, "find the dildo, and put it in a bag"

 

[crvkek]

if you tasted it it would taste like he pouse juice