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Movie review: Crawl (2019) - spoilers

andinocel

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A foid who is a member of a college swim team goes to look for her father during a hurricane - first bullshit subplot, as foids almost never try to go and rescue men, the only foids that do this are mothers searching for sons. The story is set in Florida, a state I formerly lived in, and no one in their right mind would venture out to look for people in a Cat 5 hurricane.
the stupid bitch also gets her leg and arm bitten by an alligator, an animal that has around 2000 psi bite force, yet somehow still manages to run around and swim. I've lived in Florida long enough to read and hear about gator attacks - even if you survive a bite to an arm, you are never the same and basically fucked for life. She even outswims an alligator at the behest of her father ("yOu cAn SwIm fAsTeR") - mind you, gators can swim up to 20 mi/h; the fastest a human can swim is 5.

Typical boss girl shite

The CGI was pretty cool though
 
sounds like turbo shite
 
Look at them choppers!
 

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