These don't even have to be related to 'foids but just wanting to hear some funny autist stories. As for me?
Those that know me at all know that I've always been quite interested in insects, spiders, and arthropods in general. Still am to this day, and normies usually act like I'm a "bug encyclopedia" -- the only times they will tolerate being around me, when they have a "bug"* question -- because although I am far from a university-trained expert I have always read about and collected them thus I have memorized since childhood most of the taxonomic orders, families, and so on in addition to mounds of other info about them. As a child I was declared a gifted autist due to being able to remember all this type of stuff and spout off latin names and all at only like 8 years old in addition to always getting straight A's (honestly not hard to do if you just do the work) and being socially isolated. Yet I dropped out of college after one semester due to depression and here I am today posting here.
Anyhow, as a kid I remember I wanted to catch a bunch of flies but I usually wasn't able to by simply chasing after them. So, I came up with a better plan to catch flies: I got a jar, took a shit in it, and left it outside. Came back a bit later and when I noticed a bunch of flies on the shit, I ran and slammed the lid shut on the jar. Took the jar with my own shit in it and the flies as well to show the class and expected them to show interest. Instead I was laughed at and bullied for it for months after. Somehow I had no idea that this behavior would be seen by others as "weird."
Another story I have involves when I was about 12 or so. There was this like 16 year old Stacey in my neighborhood (her name was Stacey too) that I had a huge crush on and used to fap to like 10 times per day, being a horny young boy just starting puberty and all. She'd always be out walking her dog and stuff, and being that I was only 12 she would always say hi to me and give me hugs and stuff. So, stupid me thought I actually had a chance with her. So one day when her and her 'foid friends were at the pool in their bikinis, I ran home real quick and put on my tuxedo, slicked back my hair, and came to her with flowers I picked myself and presented them to her, asking her to marry me. She accepted them but they were all laughing hysterically and obviously she didn't marry me. Would have been MUCH more brutal had I not been 12.
*and btw yes I am more than well aware that "bug" specifically refers to hemipterans and so on but most people as we all know view all insects, spiders, etcl as "bugs"
Those that know me at all know that I've always been quite interested in insects, spiders, and arthropods in general. Still am to this day, and normies usually act like I'm a "bug encyclopedia" -- the only times they will tolerate being around me, when they have a "bug"* question -- because although I am far from a university-trained expert I have always read about and collected them thus I have memorized since childhood most of the taxonomic orders, families, and so on in addition to mounds of other info about them. As a child I was declared a gifted autist due to being able to remember all this type of stuff and spout off latin names and all at only like 8 years old in addition to always getting straight A's (honestly not hard to do if you just do the work) and being socially isolated. Yet I dropped out of college after one semester due to depression and here I am today posting here.
Anyhow, as a kid I remember I wanted to catch a bunch of flies but I usually wasn't able to by simply chasing after them. So, I came up with a better plan to catch flies: I got a jar, took a shit in it, and left it outside. Came back a bit later and when I noticed a bunch of flies on the shit, I ran and slammed the lid shut on the jar. Took the jar with my own shit in it and the flies as well to show the class and expected them to show interest. Instead I was laughed at and bullied for it for months after. Somehow I had no idea that this behavior would be seen by others as "weird."
Another story I have involves when I was about 12 or so. There was this like 16 year old Stacey in my neighborhood (her name was Stacey too) that I had a huge crush on and used to fap to like 10 times per day, being a horny young boy just starting puberty and all. She'd always be out walking her dog and stuff, and being that I was only 12 she would always say hi to me and give me hugs and stuff. So, stupid me thought I actually had a chance with her. So one day when her and her 'foid friends were at the pool in their bikinis, I ran home real quick and put on my tuxedo, slicked back my hair, and came to her with flowers I picked myself and presented them to her, asking her to marry me. She accepted them but they were all laughing hysterically and obviously she didn't marry me. Would have been MUCH more brutal had I not been 12.
*and btw yes I am more than well aware that "bug" specifically refers to hemipterans and so on but most people as we all know view all insects, spiders, etcl as "bugs"
