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More direct proof "jaw is law", this time from beardmaxxers

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So this political influencer or talking head or whatever you want to call him, Matt Walsh, used to have a beta jawline like this and then beardmaxxed to make a chiseled jaw out of facial hair by the time he got famous that looks like this. I'm sure he thinks it's because he's a good Christian and nice guy that his eventual wife wanted him and has nothing to do with himself making millions on YouTube and hiding his jawline that this money hungry slut probably let him plow her a few times per week and degraded her in multiple ways to get out his sexually frustrated beta aggressive, all so she can gain security for herself and their offspring.

It's the same thing with guys like Elon Musk - even with getting jaw and hair implants, injecting testosterone but still only able to grow half a beard, yet having a net worth of literally almost a trillion dollars: I guarantee even when dumb ladder climbing whores like Amber Heard have spent time with him and let him try to fuck her like the trembling, nerdy as fuck wimp he was a decade or so prior - he's known in the depth of his soul that he's just been genetically misadvertising himself the whole time and she just wants access to his wealth and connections. That way, he can provide for her offspring, while she goes off and lets the pool boy or hot actor she's really attracted to throatfuck her.

I feel the worst for Elon's male sons, because they'll start going bald and have his weak as fuck chin and they'll see in his eyes that he's looking at them like the beta he knows he truly is, and when they hit their teens, he'll gently suggest getting jaw implants and as they shed their hair into adulthood, he'll mention hair transplantation, so they won't look like the pale, doughy subhuman lizard he doomed them to be genetically. All the while, they'll innately sense that despite being the sons of a tech trillionaire, the sex they're having is just glorified prostitution: the girls they manage to get - if they even do - will be dreaming of ripped chad coming down their throats, while they drift off to sleep, relieved they don't have to work anymore to pretend to like the beta next to them for their payday.
 
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So many people fraud heavily with their beards, shaping it as if they have a defined jawline.
 
over for jawlesscels
 
So many people fraud heavily with their beards, shaping it as if they have a defined jawline.
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^ This is so embarrassing and pathetic, but at least he has enough T to grow decent facial hair unlike Elon.

Elon looks like a trans male no joke
I think Elon looks alright. Just has a patchy beard. Mogs me into oblivion none the less, 6ft 2 as well.
 
I think Elon looks alright. Just has a patchy beard. Mogs me into oblivion none the less, 6ft 2 as well.

Maybe - but that might just be because he got a surgeon to slap jaw implants in his face and he got gassed out while some surgeon he paid six figures to carefully transplanted some of the hair from the back of his head onto the top, all so he didn't have to look in the mirror and see this staring back.

Still think he looks like a low T beta, even after all that work. He's just rich and owns a bunch of companies that gets him foids that want his money.
 
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Rick Grimes from TWD is a good example of this. Although the actor has excellent bones and is chadlite even without the beard, he only turned into a sex icon among foids when he got that famous 'murder beard'. For the first season, he didn't have any beard and his chin is recessed, so he just didn't have the same alpha appeal he acquired in later seasons.
 
Upload pictures here. I am not clicking your links, nigga.
 
Eye area is law
 
I think Elon looks alright. Just has a patchy beard. Mogs me into oblivion none the less, 6ft 2 as well.
This. Also he made the best out of it that he could, the dude has like a dozen kids or more.
 
So many people fraud heavily with their beards, shaping it as if they have a defined jawline.
That's why beard transplants have become a thing
 
That’s good, is it patchy?
Not really, it's quite even, but I gotta put some effort into shaping and trimming it so that I don't look like an ape. otherwise the beard grows pretty high on my cheeks. It grows super fast too, if I go like 4 days without shaving it down a bit it gets scraggly and ugly.
 
My beard is turning grey at the front
 
Overly lined up beards look gay
 
Beardmaxxing is the biggest cope ever. Remember the mid-2010s? The stupid lumbersexual faggots wearing plaid. Fuck those slack-jawed pieces of shit. Just trying to hide the fact they're genetically weak with basically fraudulent behaviour, which effectively spawns even more incels to either die alone or end up cucked.
 

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