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Monk maxxing : it's over.

Fancy Alcoholic

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When it's over and you know it, you might just as well become catholic priest. Spend all your days praying, studying the Bible, doing rites not to die of boredom and finally LDAR most of the time. Not having the right to fuck with foids wouldn't change anything in your life, and you would get a pass for free food and housing.
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What do you think ? At this point this fate has more meaning than the modern dream of soyciety.
 
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When I looked into it, one needed to be under 30 yo to join a monastery, I was already 32
 
Sounds pretty boring tbh. If I'm gonna LDARmaxx, I'd rather do it in front of a a screen.
Been there, done that. At this point, LDARing on the computer feels boring af. Plus the blue light is fucking up my eyes and brain. Reading the Bible is soothing at least
 
being a priest requires having basic social skills including public speaking sometimes, which i lack.
 
I don't understand why it isn't happening much in modern incels. I mean for a long time, it was the only based solution to do something in your life as a subhuman.
 
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Based. However the free food and free housing of priesthood is superior
being a priest requires having basic social skills including public speaking sometimes, which i lack.
That can be learnt. Plus you spend all your time with other incels, so it's easier to socialize.
 
rather spent money on drugs and gambling till homeless than rope
 
That can be learnt. Plus you spend all your time with other incels, so it's easier to socialize.
im diagnosed with aspd (which i believe is actually some type of autism) so in my case its quite literally over
 
I can think of a hundred things that are more fun than being a monk and still don't involve women.
 
Without my copes I would rope. So I'll pass on that offer.
 
It's not like they let anyone off the street become a monk.

Do you think you can just show up at a monastery and like hang out, drink beer, and just chill out?
 
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Implying they don't faggotmaxx...implying they don't whoremaxx
 
Society should create some sort of modern-day non-religious monk order/ All the TV, Internet, video games, and food for these loser men who can't make it with foids and society in general. Come up with some bullshit reason for their existence, like they put on a parade every year or something. Qualifications are you have to be a total truecel who isn't making it otherwise.
 
Come up with some bullshit reason for their existence, like they put on a parade every year or something.
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That would be hilarious and depressing at the same time
 
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That would be hilarious and depressing at the same time
True, but it would keep us ugly fuglies housed, clothed, entertained, and out of sight. A win-win for all, except that one time of year we do something to justify our existence.
 
justify our existence.
Our parents wanted to fuck. That's the only justification, which is by itself a grotesque joke given that we will never.
 
Our parents wanted to fuck. That's the only justification, which is by itself a grotesque joke given that we will never.
Right. I mean if society was real about these things, said there will be men who are simply losers. Let's warehouse them humanely and come up with a reason for their existence, a pseudo-monk order, it would be better than what we have now. I'm talking about justifying the existence of this hypothetical neo-monastic order.
 
Right. I mean if society was real about these things, said there will be men who are simply losers. Let's warehouse them humanely and come up with a reason for their existence, a pseudo-monk order, it would be better than what we have now. I'm talking about justifying the existence of this hypothetical neo-monastic order.
We could produce something like beer or cheese like real monks. Sperm cheese lol
 

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