Venting Mongoloid trait: dogshit hair

[MonkeyInaT34]

Bored so I'm gonna rant about my gook genes, one of my worst features is my hair, I can't put into words just how bad my hair is, I've yet to see anyone with worse hair than me.

It's jet black, straight, thin and has no fucking structure, have you seen how asian hair is thick and spikes out? Mine is the complete fucking opposite.

It's so dogshit, even dogs (any dog) have better hair than I do, I can't have any hairstyle because the essence of style disintegrates when it comes into contact with my hair, so I just have hair, dogshit hair.

My hair is also ridiculously dry and flaky, I've only met one person in my life with more flakes in his scalp than me, but he still had better hair, my hair is constantly embedded with flakes despite the fact I shower on a daily basis. Fuck my gook genes

 

[Animecel2D]

My hair is also ridiculously dry and flaky, I've only met one person in my life with more flakes in his scalp than me, but he still had better hair, my hair is constantly embedded with flakes despite the fact I shower on a daily basis. Fuck my gook genes

Can relate

I honestly believe I might have more dandruff than hair on my scalp. It also gets so fucking itchy whenever it’s exposed to the sun for some reason

 

[MonkeyInaT34]

Can relate

I honestly believe I might have more dandruff than hair on my scalp. It also gets so fucking itchy whenever it’s exposed to the sun for some reason

I have to keep my hair short because I suffer in the sun if I don't. Since it has no structure my hair is just very compact and there's no breathing room, and it being dry as fuck amplifies the heat trap.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

idk why black hair is considered bad, i have it, it's hitler-maxxed

 

[ColderManTruce]

Hairmogsme

 

[8CbZA-kHFu6pFgE*]

have you seen how asian hair is thick and spikes out?

Uhm, you do know that Asians are Mongoloid, do you ?

 

[Diddy]

I almost thought this was typed by @MountainGorilla

 

[MonkeyInaT34]

Uhm, you do know that Asians are Mongoloid, do you ?

That went straight out the window when I was typing this post, I should've renamed the title to "Mutt trait"