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SuicideFuel Mom came into my room immediately after I fapped

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WHY CANT PEOPLE FUCKING KNOCK WTF??? I just got up with my pants hanging down ass exposed bc I was going to clean my cum up and she just came in out of nowhere no warning and I feel embarassed rn. My shirt covered my cum so she didnt see that but she knows what I did.
 
is she hot
 
This is why you should live alone as soon as possible
 
do niggas here not have locks, this is the second post I've seen about this
 
@TheTroonAnnihilator
 
shouldve fapped in the restroom bruh
 
what was her reaction?
 
All our moms know we fap. It isn't a weird thing or anything.
 
FuckHOA said:
WHY CANT PEOPLE FUCKING KNOCK WTF??? I just got up with my pants hanging down ass exposed bc I was going to clean my cum up and she just came in out of nowhere no warning and I feel embarassed rn. My shirt covered my cum so she didnt see that but she knows what I did.
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Bro my mom comes in 70% of the time I'm jacking off and she's blames ME nigga knock they must have a 6th sense where they know we're jacking off and wanna fuck it up
 
FuckHOA said:
Its fucking hella cramped in that shit
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Oh i see understandable
Lol yeah thats the only place i can fap or i can wait until its 3 am and everybody’s asleep as i just bust a nut
 
Happens all too often. Wish I had a lock on my door bruv
 
Brutal, one time I cable guy had to come here and he needed to go into my room. When he did he saw me jerking off completely naked on my bed and he screamed then shut my door fast.
 
Darth Aries said:
Brutal, one time I cable guy had to come here and he needed to go into my room. When he did he saw me jerking off completely naked on my bed and he screamed then shut my door fast.
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Wtf kek
 
She can smell it...
 
Only_Perspective said:
All our moms know we fap.
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Happy Antonio Banderas GIF
 
FuckHOA said:
WHY CANT PEOPLE FUCKING KNOCK WTF??? I just got up with my pants hanging down ass exposed bc I was going to clean my cum up and she just came in out of nowhere no warning and I feel embarassed rn. My shirt covered my cum so she didnt see that but she knows what I did.
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Door locks exist man. Use them
 
Keep letting her catch you. She will get the hint to give you privacy
 
kids.is
 
Even if she didn't catch you in act, your mom can smell your dick or cum. Women have 3x better smell than men.
 
Lifeisbullshit95 said:
Even if she didn't catch you in act, your mom can smell your dick or cum. Women have 3x better smell than men.
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Idk about that, she came into my room one time while there was cum on my shirt after I dug it deep into the hamper and she still didnt smell shit otherwise I would know.

As for my step dad the reason he doesn't know is because his smell has been fucked up from covid.
 
Where the fuck are the adults on this forum?
 
TheTroonAnnihilator said:
Bro my mom comes in 70% of the time I'm jacking off and she's blames ME nigga knock they must have a 6th sense where they know we're jacking off and wanna fuck it up
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They sense the pre-coom and probably sense by your pheromones / sweat that you are jerking again.
 
Darth Aries said:
Brutal, one time I cable guy had to come here and he needed to go into my room. When he did he saw me jerking off completely naked on my bed and he screamed then shut my door fast.
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Brocel, please tell me you are joking. PLEASE!
 
Darth Aries said:
Brutal, one time I cable guy had to come here and he needed to go into my room. When he did he saw me jerking off completely naked on my bed and he screamed then shut my door fast.
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:lul:
 
Darth Aries said:
Brutal, one time I cable guy had to come here and he needed to go into my room. When he did he saw me jerking off completely naked on my bed and he screamed then shut my door fast.
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Brutal :feelskek:
 
Darth Aries said:
Brutal, one time I cable guy had to come here and he needed to go into my room. When he did he saw me jerking off completely naked on my bed and he screamed then shut my door fast.
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That kinda reminds me of the last time when someone came to inspect the heating boiler. It was last summer, late August or something. My mother messes up the date when he was coming for an inspection. They were a couple of meters away from my door and I had to hide my piss bottles really fast. As soon as I opened the door, they were waiting outside and as soon as I opened the door, the mechanic uttered smirk, most likely thinking, I was ejaculating in my room which was not the case.
 
LastGerman said:
That kinda reminds me of the last time when someone came to inspect the heating boiler. It was last summer, late August or something. My mother messes up the date when he was coming for an inspection. They were a couple of meters away from my door and I had to hide my piss bottles really fast. As soon as I opened the door, they were waiting outside and as soon as I opened the door, the mechanic uttered smirk, most likely thinking, I was ejaculating in my room which was not the case.
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One time I collected piss jugs and they became to rancid and fermented that they had an entire ecosystem of microbes within the jugs, and it was nearly dark orange in color. So one time when I was home alone I had to take all of the jugs to the toilet and dump them, and the fucking smell was rotten. There were physical clumps of microbes and bacteria from how old these jugs were. Then I had to put all of the jugs into a trash bag and throw them away. Considering how much of a pain in the ass that was, I don’t think I’ll take it that far again. I do have a bottle in my closet right now but it’s only one
 
Darth Aries said:
One time I collected piss jugs and they became to rancid and fermented that they had an entire ecosystem of microbes within the jugs, and it was nearly dark orange in color. So one time when I was home alone I had to take all of the jugs to the toilet and dump them, and the fucking smell was rotten. There were physical clumps of microbes and bacteria from how old these jugs were. Then I had to put all of the jugs into a trash bag and throw them away. Considering how much of a pain in the ass that was, I don’t think I’ll take it that far again. I do have a bottle in my closet right now but it’s only one
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I also did the same thing. I collected piss bottles and saving them for months. Eventually they also started to develop their own ecosystem. One day when I was alone at home for a longer time, I decided to empty out all the piss bottles. I had to use multiple bags for it. I did not not empty them at the toilet, I went down to the basement and used the sink. If I remember correctly, I even had to walk twice. I had too many bags with piss bottles. They were also quite heavy. It took me almost 30 minutes or so to empty out all the piss bottles. I also did try to clean them up.
 
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