SuicideFuel MMA training is a death sentence

[anon65]

My dad recently forced me to go to a beginner MMA training session. This was the most brutal thing I've ever experienced.

After one hour of grappling with dudes that have actual fighting experience and weigh 40lbs more than me, I was more tired than I've ever been in my whole life, dripping in sweat. My skin is ripped off all over my body, and my upper back is literally covered in a humongous bruise. (2 square feet of bruising)

If you are reading this, never do MMA training. Just get a fucking gun jfl.

 

[St3v3Cel]

If you're gonna do martial arts, pick a nerdy sport and a club with only 1 or 2 nearcel uncs attending regularly.

 

[anon65]

If you're gonna do martial arts, pick a nerdy sport and a club with only 1 or 2 nearcel uncs attending regularly.

I'm not going to. This is just to temporarily placate my dad because he's so fucking controlling.

 

[Renegade#1]

only low inhib fakecels scum do mma training or boxing

 

[DeliriousMerchant]

I'm not going to. This is just to temporarily placate my dad because he's so fucking controlling.

stop being a bitch. you'll thank your dad later when you can rape and mog chads with mma. if u don't like grappling do striking.

 

[DeliriousMerchant]

"only low inhib fakecels scum do mma training or boxing"

 

[ItsOverMan]

If you are reading this, never do MMA training.

I'm too high inhib and socially anxious to go to a MMA training class. And anyway I checked and they're like $150/month here and that's too much.

 

[ItsOverMan]

only low inhib fakecels scum do mma training or boxing

 

[anon65]

stop being a bitch. you'll thank your dad later when you can rape and mog chads with mma. if u don't like grappling do striking.

Cope. If you live in a CCW state this is utter cope. Nerdcel will just shoot mma chad if he gets attacked and instantly "win".

I'm too high inhib and socially anxious to go to a MMA training class. And anyway I checked and they're like $150/month here and that's too much.

I never wanna fucking do this again. One of the worst experiences of my life. My body is destroyed for the next week.

 

[Chud Norris72]

just go to the gym. hope it's enough for your dad

 

[Chud Norris72]

stop being a bitch

 

[ItsOverMan]

I never wanna fucking do this again. One of the worst experiences of my life. My body is destroyed for the next week.

Was it awkward touching and rolling around with strangers?

 

[anon65]

Was it awkward touching and rolling around with strangers?

Of course bruh it was grappling only

 

[St3v3Cel]

I'm too high inhib and socially anxious to go to a MMA training class. And anyway I checked and they're like $150/month here and that's too much.

Skip MMA, do regular martial arts instead. Find some poorly attended club that's like 150 USD per year/semester and teaches kids on some days of the week and adults on other days of the week. Make sure that the instructor is a giga-unc nearcel, and that the regulars attending are also unc nearcels. Martial arts is a classic, nerdy and truecel hobby.

 

[Hoodpreet]

Is he doing this to help you with self defense or is it the typical masculinity coper thing of “muh you need discipline”

If you’re a manlet or frameletcel (I’m the latter) MMA probably won’t help much with self defense. It’s best to just be as pacifistic and possible and fight dirty and/or with weapons when cornered

 

[Sir Silentium]

Any "fighting" with man made rules an regulations is not fighting, it is just a game - designed for competition,

True fighting is using any method of defence you can to win without man's involvement making "rules". KINGOFTHESTREETS on YT has some good examples, but even then there are still rules to an extent.

 

[anon65]

Is he doing this to help you with self defense or is it the typical masculinity coper thing of “muh you need discipline”

If you’re a manlet or frameletcel (I’m the latter) MMA probably won’t help much with self defense. It’s best to just be as pacifistic and possible and fight dirty and/or with weapons when cornered

He used to wrestle a lot and wants to force me to do this shit for some reason.

I am under 6' and skinny as hell.

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

Lean into it. I wish I started MMA when I was young. You cannot walk anywhere and not feel like the main character knowing you can beat anybody who would ever cross u, never having to be afraid of another man no matter if he is an ex-con or whatever
besides MMA maxxers even if sub 5 tend to not be incel its like offbrand thugmaxx imo

 

[anon65]

Lean into it. I wish I started MMA when I was young. You cannot walk anywhere and not feel like the main character knowing you can beat anybody who would ever cross u, never having to be afraid of another man no matter if he is an ex-con or whatever
besides MMA maxxers even if sub 5 tend to not be incel its like offbrand thugmaxx imo

Yeah not if you're sub 6' and skinny, I will just carry a gun. Fighting other men is gay.

Pick me becky! I'm so heckin good at fighting other sweaty men on the ground! jfl

 

[Fraud.]

pocket sand > mma and boxing

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

Yeah not if you're sub 6' and skinny, I will just carry a gun. Fighting other men is gay.

Pick me becky! I'm so heckin good at fighting other sweaty men on the ground! jfl

6 out of 8 weight categories in pro MMA are almost entirely short and skinny guys ur fucking coping and u made this thread to get fuel to sign out of this new potential hobby.
nobody thinks of mma in a gay way like u just said
its more like u would be able to punch/kick another dudes shit in, or wipe the floor with him. It will be more gay if u ever get pushed around by another dude cuz u didnt have the spine to stand up for urself

 

[SlayerSlayer]

My dad recently forced me to go to a beginner MMA training session. This was the most brutal thing I've ever experienced.

After one hour of grappling with dudes that have actual fighting experience and weigh 40lbs more than me, I was more tired than I've ever been in my whole life, dripping in sweat. My skin is ripped off all over my body, and my upper back is literally covered in a humongous bruise. (2 square feet of bruising)

If you are reading this, never do MMA training. Just get a fucking gun jfl.

it feels like your dad wants to abuse you by proxy. if you are gonna beat your kid in 2026, you might as well outsource it to thugs under the guise of MMA training and 'being a REAL MAN' so its legal

 

[lifeisfucked215]

It's not for the weak and I hate all these fags on social media promoting it. Getting punched in the head/face is not a good thing

 

[SlayerSlayer]

6 out of 8 weight categories in pro MMA are almost entirely short and skinny guys ur fucking coping and u made this thread to get fuel to sign out of this new potential hobby.
nobody thinks of mma in a gay way like u just said
its more like u would be able to punch/kick another dudes shit in, or wipe the floor with him. It will be more gay if u ever get pushed around by another dude cuz u didnt have the spine to stand up for urself

I think what he's getting at is that it's gay to grapple with dudes all day feeling a man's sweat willingly, getting him to submit. Wrestling has a lot of fags.

Also remember Brett Rodgers?

he gay


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUvU-TMfSRI

 

[kay']

it feels like your dad wants to abuse you by proxy. if you are gonna beat your kid in 2026, you might as well outsource it to thugs under the guise of MMA training and 'being a REAL MAN' so its legal

Jfl