JFL Minimum stats needed to ascend in 2124

[Paladin]

> 8/10+ face
> 7'0+
> Foot long dick
> 30 inch bidelt
> Multibillionaire
> Dark triad serial killer (100+ kills)

 

[Sewer Sloth]

Robocop only

 

[DarkStar]

Also forgot:
-Lunar vacation home
-Annual ski-trip to Olympus mons on Mars
-Robot butler
-Must prove you've never fucked an Ai Waifubot
-inhibitor chip to keep you subservient

Robocop only

 

[Diddy]

Humans are going to mog their hunter gatherer ancestors soon.

 

[DarkStar]

There are no messages on nigger's profile yet.​

My honest reaction to that info:

 

[DarkStar]

Humans are going to mog their hunter gatherer ancestors soon.

Only like 5-10% of humans, the rest will be dysgenic hellspawn

 

[Sewer Sloth]

My honest reaction to that info:

You like the avi?

 

[DarkStar]

You like the avi?

yes

 

[Cincel]

8/10 are standars lowering? If you aren't a perfect 10 or at a 9.5 don't even try it.

 

[Lazyandtalentless]

Average .is user in 2124:

 

[Lazyandtalentless]

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"I mean... he's cute, I guess. But I prefer 5'2" balding Indian janitors with tumors so massive they consume his entire face, sagging down to his chest. The tumors ooze thick, yellow pus that crusts over and smells rancid, dripping onto his stained clothes. His skin is covered in deep boils and peeling sores, and he drags himself around, wheezing through his clogged nose while flies swarm his rotting, infected wounds."

 

[Diddy]

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That's already the average .is user.

 

[Lazyandtalentless]

 

[SilverBullet]

cels will have robowaifus by then

 

[oldNgreycel]

forgot 8 pack abs. 6 isn't enough

 

[Lazyandtalentless]

"I mean... he's cute, I guess. But I prefer 5'2" balding Indian janitors with tumors so massive they consume his entire face, sagging down to his chest. The tumors ooze thick, yellow pus that crusts over and smells rancid, dripping onto his stained clothes. His skin is covered in deep boils and peeling sores, and he drags himself around, wheezing through his clogged nose while flies swarm his rotting, infected wounds."

“Since, you know, beauty is subjective… not like it matters in the first place.”

 

[Lizard King]

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