Minimal Requirements to (possibly) have an date with a black obese single mom in 2021

[Deleted member 35110]

1) Must have a jaw sharp enough to break atomic bonds of molecules
2) Must be googolplex lightyears tall
3) Distance between upper and lower eyelid can't be larger than the planck length
4) Hair must not be missing a single subatomic particle and must be natural florescent yellow
5) Skin must be bright white color and glow in the dark (like many users of this forum)
6) Must earn hundred figures a second (with 0 inflation)
7) Dick must be large enough to bend spacetime
8) Must have been a drug lord and have killed over 7 billion people

Can you meet these requirements brocels

 

[JoeBruhcel]

All this will only get you a sheboon that doesn't even look like a foid, and you have to take care of her 20 kids

 

[SparkLight]

I wouldn’t date an obese mom, I would simply pump and dump

 

[Deleted member 35110]

All this will only get you a sheboon that doesn't even look like a foid, and you have to take care of her 20 kids

graham's number of kids of various races

 

[NikRebi]

You are exaggerating tbh. You just need to look like a main character. Shouldnt be that hard right?

 

[Deleted member 35245]

1) Must have a jaw sharp enough to break atomic bonds of molecules
2) Must be googolplex lightyears tall
3) Distance between upper and lower eyelid can't be larger than the planck length
4) Hair must not be missing a single subatomic particle and must be natural florescent yellow
5) Skin must be bright white color and glow in the dark (like many users of this forum)
6) Must earn hundred figures a second (with 0 inflation)
7) Dick must be large enough to bend spacetime
8) Must have been a drug lord and have killed over 7 billion people

Can you meet these requirements brocels

It's over

 

[Linesnap99]

it never began

 

[Blackpillapologist]

With all this you would get a used up roastie

1) Must have a jaw sharp enough to break atomic bonds of molecules
2) Must be googolplex lightyears tall
3) Distance between upper and lower eyelid can't be larger than the planck length
4) Hair must not be missing a single subatomic particle and must be natural florescent yellow
5) Skin must be bright white color and glow in the dark (like many users of this forum)
6) Must earn hundred figures a second (with 0 inflation)
7) Dick must be large enough to bend spacetime
8) Must have been a drug lord and have killed over 7 billion people

Can you meet these requirements brocels

You forgot to add: Must be such a pure bred Nordic Aryan that you didn't even have ape African ancestors millions of generations ago.

 

[Deleted member 35110]

With all this you would get a used up roastie

yeah, these are the standards for a used up roastie

 

[GhostedPhantom]

Bullshit. Those are only the requirements for that foid not to call the cops when you approach her.