LifeFuel Microwaving a banana peel for the ultimate fap?

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southeastcel said:
Hit a femoid with a sleep dart, way better

LOL.

Also @OP who the fk wants to fk a banana peel KEK?
 
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Cynistic said:
LOL.

Also @OP who the fk wants to fk a banana peel KEK?

cope, best method by far bar getting an actual fleshlight/sex doll
 
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whogivesafucc said:
cope, best method by far bar getting an actual fleshlight/sex doll
 
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Cynistic said:
LOL.

Also @OP who the fk wants to fk a banana peel KEK?
I'm gonna have the time of my life while you bask in misery.
 
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whogivesafucc said:
cope, best method by far bar getting an actual fleshlight/sex doll
BigBlackNigger said:
I'm gonna have the time of my life while you bask in misery.

Im trying NoFap kek.
Iknow its dumb af, but it might placebo me up.
 
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Banana peel only works if you have a micro penis.
 
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Dekim said:
Banana peel only works if you have a micro penis.
"A small-sized banana, or one that's less than 6 inches long, is equal to 1/2 cup of fruit. A large-sized banana, or one between 8 and 9 inches long"
 
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Cynistic said:
Im trying NoFap kek.
Iknow its dumb af, but it might placebo me up.

nah nofap is legit, but not for incel reasons

you'll just have more energy and drive, but it will be full on mental torture going day by day without fapping.
 
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Dekim said:
Banana peel only works if you have a micro penis.

worked for me and my dick is almost 8 inches long
 
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BigBlackNigger said:
"A small-sized banana, or one that's less than 6 inches long, is equal to 1/2 cup of fruit. A large-sized banana, or one between 8 and 9 inches long"
whogivesafucc said:
worked for me and my dick is almost 8 inches long
Lenght is not a problem, girth is the problem.
 
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The only problem was that I came to early
 
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BigBlackNigger said:
whogivesafucc @whogivesafucc Holy fuuuuuuuuuuck
I did it to this. http://hentaihaven.org/cherry-gals-episode-1/

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The only problem was that I came to early



 
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Masturbate with a piece of scorching coal instead.
 

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