LifeFuel Microwaving a banana peel for the ultimate fap?

[BigBlackNigger]

I saw some talk of this in another thread. Does anyone have more information on this fapping technique?

 

[Deleted member 3291]

I think microwaving an apple pie would be better

 

[BigBlackNigger]

I think microwaving an apple pie would be better

How the fuck would I get pleasure from an apple pie?

 

[Deleted member 3291]

How the fuck would I get pleasure from an apple pie?

 

[BigBlackNigger]

So no info on the banana peel?

 

[Deleted member 3291]

So no info on the banana peel?

Guess it would be better, you don’t have to clean up after and they are easily disposable

 

[heroinfather]

Guess it would be better, you don’t have to clean up after and they are easily disposable

change ur pfp its making nofap hard

 

[BigBlackNigger]

change ur pfp its making nofap hard

no fap is cope anyway, drop it

 

[justendmyshitbro]

no fap is cope anyway, drop it

not at all. nofap makes u slightly less of a socially autist (source: did not fap for 4days once)

 

[BigBlackNigger]

not at all. nofap makes u slightly less of a socially autist (source: did not fap for 4days once)

Regurgitate that placebo before you become an eunuch

 

[BigBlackNigger]

Will it burn my dick hole if the juice gets in it?

 

[justendmyshitbro]

Regurgitate that placebo before you become an eunuch

yea but did u try it tho

 

[BigBlackNigger]

yea but did u try it tho

I've gone for weeks without fapping, and weeks with fapping. No difference.

 

[justendmyshitbro]

I've gone for weeks without fapping, and weeks with fapping. No difference.

if u feel no difference its over for u

 

[BigBlackNigger]

if u feel no difference its over for u

It's just because I don't delude myself into believing a placebo

 

[southeastcel]

Hit a femoid with a sleep dart, way better

 

[QuantumDummy]

Try it.

Make sure you microwave the peel for no less than 10 min. Helps replicate the feel of warm skin.

 

[justendmyshitbro]

Try it.

Make sure you microwave the peel for no less than 10 min. Helps replicate the feel of warm skin.

bake it at 465 degrees for 2-3 hours for asian girl skin, add an extra 20 mins for white girl

 

[QuantumDummy]

bake it at 465 degrees for 2-3 hours for asian girl skin, add an extra 20 mins for white girl

This guy gets it.

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

Hit a femoid with a sleep dart, way better

i fucking loled hard

 

[BigBlackNigger]

Try it.

Make sure you microwave the peel for no less than 10 min. Helps replicate the feel of warm skin.

What is the exact amount of time I should microwave it?

 

[QuantumDummy]

What is the exact amount of time I should microwave it?

Wow, I'm watching Neil deGrasse Tyson right now.

I've never actually microwaved a banana peel for masturbatory use, so I wouldn't know.

 

[whogivesafucc]

take the peel, microwave it for only like 35-40 seconds so you don't burn the fuck out of it

but this method only works if you use like a towel or something to hold it while you hump so it stimulates real sex

i think that's probably how pussy actually feels. it's insane. def worth at least one try.

 

[BigBlackNigger]

take the peel, microwave it for only like 35-40 seconds so you don't burn the fuck out of it

but this method only works if you use like a towel or something to hold it while you hump so it stimulates real sex

i think that's probably how pussy actually feels. it's insane. def worth at least one try.

Do I do it as if my dick is the banana, fitting into the peel length wise?

 

[BigBlackNigger]

Wow, I'm watching Neil deGrasse Tyson right now.

Smarticle particle

 

[whogivesafucc]

Do I do it as if my dick is the banana, fitting into the peel length wise?

yea, wrap it around your dick and just place your dick in like a towel or something and start humping lol

at least that's how i did it.

 

[BigBlackNigger]

yea, wrap it around your dick and just place your dick in like a towel or something and start humping lol

at least that's how i did it.

A towel to hold the peel you mean?

 

[whogivesafucc]

A towel to hold the peel you mean?

yep

 

[BigBlackNigger]

I just turn on the incognito mode and it reminded me of this thread.

 

[FeminismsCancer]

Lol wtf how is that even arousing?

 

[BigBlackNigger]

Lol wtf how is that even arousing?

It's like an advanced fleshlight supposedly

 

[FeminismsCancer]

It's like an advanced fleshlight supposedly

You put the peel around your dick or something?

 

[BigBlackNigger]

You put the peel around your dick or something?

You put your dick in as if it was the banana itself, then go to town.

 

[whogivesafucc]

Lol wtf how is that even arousing?

it's very warm, wet, nice texture and if you do it right i'm pretty sure that's literally how pussy feels.

 

[BigBlackNigger]

@whogivesafucc will a paper towel do?

 

[whogivesafucc]

@whogivesafucc will a paper towel do?

it might not hold lol, you need something firm, either use a towel, or a handkerchief or something

 

[BigBlackNigger]

it might not hold lol, you need something firm, either use a towel, or a handkerchief or something

Cloth towel?

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

@whogivesafucc you're popular boyo.

 

[FeminismsCancer]

I think I'll pass kek

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

American Pie is one of my all time favorite movies, and I'm a huge horror buff.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

I think I'll pass kek

volcel
out!!

 

[whogivesafucc]

Cloth towel?

yeah, personally i just used some shirt i never wear. started humping and literally almost fainted when i came

it's suicidefuel when you realize sex probably feels even way better than that. jfl at our lives.

 

[whogivesafucc]

@whogivesafucc you're popular boyo.

smh

 

[BigBlackNigger]

@whogivesafucc you're popular boyo.

Why do you say that

 

[FeminismsCancer]

volcel
out!!

You know my cope already. I don't need these crutches. Kek, it would almost feel like bragging if it weren't for the fact that others here don't share my attraction at all.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

Why do you say that

He's the reason this thread exists. I'm proud.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

smh

I heard you were banned from the discord channel by themisterpepsi, but he's unbanned you because he realized you were from incels.is

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

You know my cope already. I don't need these crutches. Kek, it would almost feel like bragging if it weren't for the fact that others here don't share my attraction at all.

kek. You know I'm just messing around teehee :3

 

[whogivesafucc]

I heard you were banned from the discord channel by themisterpepsi, but he's unbanned you because he realized you were from incels.is

lol i can't even go on there anymore. it keeps telling me the invite expired.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

lol i can't even go on there anymore. it keeps telling me the invite expired.

I'll get you an invite boyo, check pm.