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JFL Michael W. Ford Syndrome

Michael W. Ford

Michael W. Ford

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Michael W. Ford syndrome is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to magick and the slightest mention of the magick, to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reason.

Symptoms include:
- Being addicted to weed
- Knows magick is real
- Autism
- Masturbates 4+ times a day
- Spamming magick threads
- Mentioning magick multiple times a day
- Can easily get pussy using magick, yet chooses to remain a 31 year old virgin
- Killed his sexual servitor
- Is Illuminated
- Pushing magickpill due to being very based
 
Acion was a better name
 
You forgot schizophrenia and mental retardation
 
Based self-diagnoser.

- Masturbates 4+ times a day
Lowkey wish I'll have the stamina to do this when I'll be your age in six years, there's way too much porn I haven't yet watched and fully enjoyed.
 

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