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Medal of Honor Allied Assault aged like milk

starystulejarz

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I always heard from boomers how great was that game, how hard and awesome it was. So i have decided to finally play it and disappointment is just an understatement it's completely dated and awful to play, even games from around that time were much better than that overrated title. Only Omaha was somewhat hard but it's only because your ai doesn't do anything and enemies keep spawning at the 6 MG nests :society: While you can only get two medkits in the entire sequence. Rest of the levels are completely uninispired with boring constantly respawning enemies till you trigger the next checkpoint and do the busywork objective.

Cons:
Low quality graphics with cartoonish looking models and tiny levels full of loading screens, remember that by 2002 we already had Deus Ex, GTA VC, Mafia 1,Halo 1, Jedi Outcast II, AVP2 and NOLF 1
Enemy AI is dreadful and just spawn in waves of 1-4. Halo 1, Hitman, Deus Ex, Jedi Outcast II, AVP1/2 mogs it's pathetic AI
Endless AI keep spawning out of thin air once you kill initial wave, in some areas you can even see them appearing like it's a Doom 3
Stiff animations, changing weapon takes ages
Can't pick up enemy guns at all unless your slot is already empty
Weak weapon feel especially from sniper rifles you often need to shoot two times to kill a single german, you can't use MG34/42 at all as your primary weapon, smg is the only barely usable weapon
Uneven missions, Omaha was the worst, zero medkits and a lot of aimbotting mgs shooting you through terrain
Zero gore, no way to destroy enemy MG permanently, no building deformation scripts, everything is super static
BAR shoots too slow, why would you moron put it at auto slow instead full auto???
Cheating AI that can shoot at you through the wall
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Awful escort mission + constantly respawning enemies = recipe for a disaster
No prone and no sprint

Pros:
Good music score
Some locations have nice atmosphere (like that one with hangars and dogs)
Voice over during briefing
It shows nazi swastikas
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I rate it 3/10 = absolute overrated trash that doesn't hold up in any way, it's just nostalgia and COD2 was much better and complete game and felt like actual great fps game to play
 
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All of those WW2 FPS games are just normie slop & allied propaganda.
 

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