LifeFuel Meals 4 incels: part 1

[Deleted member 21504]

Today's incel meal will be: scrambled eggs with different shit in it. This will symbolize your virginity and contain much protein 4 gymcopers.

You will need: 6 eggs (more if badass and bloatmaxxing), banana, tomatoes, spinach, salt and tasty chocolate pastry 4 flavor.

U mix it all in pan and fry until eggs R cooked end shiet.

Bon apetit! Try not to think about how your virgin looksmatch is sucking Chad's cock while you're crying and eating a poorly thought out meal.

 

[deathsh+rt]

i could not afford that shit anyway so broke

 

[Deleted member 20434]

Ethnic ass meal lfmaooo

 

[Deleted member 21504]

i could not afford that shit anyway so broke

Based

Ethnic ass meal lfmaooo

I'm white bro

 

[Aurelius]

Ethnic ass meal lfmaooo

Say what you will about the ethnics but they know how to cook.

 

[Monk of Failure]

Looks nice. Will like to have it.

 

[Deleted member 21504]

Looks nice. Will like to have it.

 

[Deleted member 19236]

virgin

 

[Deleted member 20434]

I'm white bro

Wtf why u seasoning and spicing ur food

Say what you will about the ethnics but they know how to cook.

I’m an ethnic too but I’m glad I’m from like South America idk what type of shit Indians and Africans b making

 

[Deleted member 21504]

Wtf why u seasoning and spicing ur food

It's literally only salted

 

[FinnCel]

Banana and chocolate?
No thank you

 

[Aurelius]

I’m an ethnic too but I’m glad I’m from like South America idk what type of shit Indians and Africans b making

In my view Indian food is based, and not massively complicated if you want to make it yourself.

 

[Deleted member 21504]

Banana and chocolate?
No thank you

No, u

In my view Indian food is based, and not massively complicated if you want to make it yourself.

Yeah, just don't wash ur hands b4 cooking

 

[Deleted member 19236]

cant eat chocolate, its over, no meal for my digestive system

 

[KingOfRome]

You will need: 6 eggs (more if badass and bloatmaxxing), banana, tomatoes, spinach, salt and tasty chocolate pastry 4 flavor.

6 eggs is pretty bloatmaxxed to begin with. Especially with a banana and chocolate pastry.

 

[Deleted member 21504]

6 eggs is pretty bloatmaxxed to begin with. Especially with a banana and chocolate pastry.

N-no s-shut up

 

[Deleted member 18214]

i could not afford that shit anyway so broke

 

[KingOfRome]

N-no s-shut up

 

[Deleted member 21504]

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Not even 1k calories yet somehow bloatmaxxed

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Oh, and you should add half a litre of milk 2 that

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Btw that shit is retarded, how u gonna get the protein when getting so little fat? Beans and rice? Lentals? y so little fat?

 

[lightskin2thousand0]

Ethnic ass meal lfmaooo

tf nigga that’s scrambled eggs

 

[Deleted member 21504]

tf nigga that’s scrambled eggs

 

[KingOfRome]

Not even 1k calories yet somehow bloatmaxxed

Oh, and you should add half a litre of milk 2 that

Btw that shit is retarded, how u gonna get the protein when getting so little fat? Beans and rice? Lentals? y so little fat?

1000-1200 calories three times a day is bloatmaxxing if you're a normal-size guy unless you do a ton of cardio every day.

"how u gonna get the protein when getting so little fat? Beans and rice? Lentals? y so little fat?"

Here's one of my staple meals:

You don't need a ton of fat to get protein, or even carbs. Liquid egg whites, lean white meat, and nonfat yogurt are all valid options with little fat. It's easy to get more than enough protein with fat being 10% of your calories or less.

 

[BlackPill Scholar]

i could not afford that shit anyway so broke

 

[Blacktarpill]

That looks disgusting, learn how to cook properly tbh dont know how it tastes but its i dont think it would taste good.
Eggs + banana =

 

[Deleted member 19971]

Looks delicious.

You remind me of this “incel” guy on Youtube called James, he does weekly vlogs and showcases his meals etc.
He isn’t really an incel anymore since he got a girlfriend.

 

[Deleted member 21504]

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1000-1200 calories three times a day is bloatmaxxing if you're a normal-size guy unless you do a ton of cardio every day.

"how u gonna get the protein when getting so little fat? Beans and rice? Lentals? y so little fat?"

Here's one of my staple meals:

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You don't need a ton of fat to get protein, or even carbs. Liquid egg whites, lean white meat, and nonfat yogurt are all valid options with little fat. It's easy to get more than enough protein with fat being 10% of your calories or less.

Bruh, u a genious but u sure u not gonna end up looking like a twink?

 

[Hail The Bloatlord]

my Lunch: 4 eggs, 1 zucchini, 1 onion, salt, pepper

 

[KingOfRome]

Bruh, u a genious but u sure u not gonna end up looking like a twink?

I'm pretty muscular already.

 

[Deleted member 21504]

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my Lunch: 4 eggs, 1 zucchini, 1 onion, salt, pepper

R u the real grizzly jr?

I'm pretty muscular already.

Based, what u dl and sp brah?

 

[Hail The Bloatlord]

R u the real grizzly jr?

I'm the fake Danny DeVito

 

[Deleted member 21504]

I'm the fake Danny DeVito

Stop making shitty drink reviews

 

[Hail The Bloatlord]

Early dinner: 4 eggs, 100g of rice (dry weight), salt, chili powder

 

[Deleted member 21504]

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Early dinner: 4 eggs, 100g of rice (dry weight), salt, chili powder

U are the real bloatlord, aren't you?

 

[Tempus Edax Rerum]

This is not vegan friendly.

 

[Hail The Bloatlord]

U are the real bloatlord, aren't you?

man this is only the beginning, I have so many unsold eggs I haven't had anything else all week

 

[Akkadian]

Eggs and banana? It truly never began

 

[Deleted member 21504]

This is not vegan friendly.

Cry to your boyfriend about it.

Eggs and banana? It truly never began

Kurwa detected

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

cook for me please

 

[Deleted member 21504]

cook for me please

Get a virgin, looksmatch gf to cook 4 u. Oh wait... oops sry.

She can wear only an apron (and she'll get a completely different "meal" than you, my friend).

Sry, don't kys.

 

[Deleted member 20434]

tf nigga that’s scrambled eggs

nah those ain’t no damn scrambled eggs, I ain’t never seen no scrambled eggs all green like that

 

[Deleted member 16624]

Fuaaaak looks tasty as fuck

 

[lightskin2thousand0]

nah those ain’t no damn scrambled eggs, I ain’t never seen no scrambled eggs all green like that

man that’s vegetables in the eggs

 

[Deleted member 21504]

man that’s vegetables in the eggs

Keep the discussion at a high level, gentlemen.

man that’s vegetables in the eggs

Tesla IQ

 

[Hail The Bloatlord]

Late dinner: 3 scrambled eggs with a side of foraged mushrooms (Agaricus campestris I reckon), a pinch of salt on top

 

[Deleted member 21504]

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Late dinner: 3 scrambled eggs with a side of foraged mushrooms (Agaricus campestris I reckon), a pinch of salt on top

Nice bro, tried any new energy drinks or sodas lately?

 

[Hail The Bloatlord]

Nice bro, tried any new energy drinks or sodas lately?

I drink no-brand energy drinks I must admit... Kong Strong from lidl is actually pretty good. I wish I could afford the real thing (Red Bull)

 

[Deleted member 19858]

what

 

[Deleted member 21504]

I drink no-brand energy drinks I must admit... Kong Strong from lidl is actually pretty good. I wish I could afford the real thing (Red Bull)

I rly think u are the real yter Grizzly jr

 

[Lester]

I'm white bro

JBW mogs me in literally every nation on earth and because you can slay in any Asian country

 

[Hail The Bloatlord]

I rly think u are the real yter Grizzly jr

Not that big, but as bald!