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Serious Me and my tent nearly got discovered last night

Dr. Autismo

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After the soup kitchen closed, I spent all of yesterday walking and wandering around town, and when it started to get dark, I retreated to my tent for some sleep.

I went to sleep at around 10-ish, and I woke up somewhere during midnight.
While I was awake and thinking to myself, I heard a motorcycle pass pretty close by my tent, stop and speed off.
Even though that cycle was close, it wasnt close close, and I heard that motorcycle speeding around in the distance.

I laid back down on my sleeping bag to try and get some sleep, when like an hour and a half later, that motorcycle came back and it parked a lot closer to my tent!
There were 2 guys on it, one of them stayed with the bike, while the other was flashing his flashlight at the trees, real fucking close to where my tent was!
He even started walking into the forest where my tent was toovand was real fucking close to finding my tent and me In it.
I was preparing for an encounter with him, the only things I was wearing were a tank top, chinos and socks, and the only thing I had for a weapon was my umbrella.

Thankfully, his light didn't shine on my tent, and he turned around and fucked off out of the woods to his friend on the bike and they rode away.
I decided i wasn't going to take a third chance, so I put on my shoes, hoodie, jacket, beanie and backpack and got the fuck out of there.

I left my tent at some time towards 2 and finally decided to go back to it at 5.
While I was out a police car stopped and the cop in it asked me if I've seen a motorbike, probably the same one that was by my tent.
I told him the general area of where the bike was about, he thanked me and he drove off.
Don't know what those guys did, maybe the bike was stolen or they had drugs on them.

Really hope those 2 don't go riding around my tent again tonight.
I've heard stories about homeless like me being harassed and assaulted by normies, some of them even had their tents slashed and burnt down.
There was even this one tent in this one park that got burnt down a few months back.
That tent was in plain sight, anyone could see it, while my one is tucked away in the corner in these woods.
My tent is out of sight, out of mind and out of the way for ffs.
So yeah, somehow survived that night.
 
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Scary, glad you got out of that unscathed mate :feelsokman:
 
I had a similar encounter once, although I was fairly deep into the bush, there was a track that passed by 10 meters or so from where I had my tent pitched. It was 11pm and I could hear what sounded like 2 guys walking into the bush towards my tent. I was as scared as a cat. I had a machete on me and was preparing myself for an encounter with them. Their voices dimmed, but I kept hearing footsteps as well. I took a look out of my tent and there was nobody. I was thinking it was probably an animal, and that the noises were in my head, but I could hear it clearly.

Have you relocated your tent?
 
I had a machete on me and was preparing myself for an encounter with them.
Major mogs me into the abyss for having a machete.
If I somehow got my hands on that, I'll be arrested for possessing a deadly weapon by the police and the machete confiscated and locked away forever
Have you relocated your tent?
No, there's literally no other better place to hitch it anywhere
 
damn bro, white people so crazy.
just let a nigga live bro.

Have u tried joining other homeless niggers so maybe you can get some perks and shit?
 
You need a batton or so, man.

Also, yeah, maybe they were looking to cause trouble and the way you describe it, they probably knew that you were there, somewhere.
 
Major mogs me into the abyss for having a machete.
If I somehow got my hands on that, I'll be arrested for possessing a deadly weapon by the police and the machete confiscated and locked away forever
Same, I only take it when I go off into the bushland for days. Stupid thing is, since the government banned the machetes, there has been an increase in machete attacks, proving that the problem isn't the machetes, but the people using the machetes (the immigrants).

If it is only the immigrants and aboriginals causing the problems, then the restrictions should only apply to them.

No, there's literally no other better place to hitch it anywhere
If you have a fair amount of vegetation coverage you should be good. Probably just a one off as well with the bike.
 
damn bro, white people so crazy.
just let a nigga live bro.
White Brits are the niggers of Europe

Have u tried joining other homeless niggers so maybe you can get some perks and shit?
Perks and shit? I can't think of any they have jfl.
Not really protection, considering most of them are boomers
Also, yeah, maybe they were looking to cause trouble and the way you describe it, they probably knew that you were there, somewhere.
I had the nasty feeling that maybe they were looking for me for whatever reason.

Same, I only take it when I go off into the bushland for days. Stupid thing is, since the government banned the machetes, there has been an increase in machete attacks, proving that the problem isn't the machetes, but the people using the machetes (the immigrants).
As always
If it is only the immigrants and aboriginals causing the problems, then the restrictions should only apply to them.
Should, but won't because of muh racism!!
If you have a fair amount of vegetation coverage you should be good. Probably just a one off as well with the bike.
I hope so, and whats worse is that my tent is in a corner, so I don't really have some other way to escape if this happens again.
And really now, if I did attack them in self defense, they'll report me to the police, play victim, get an assault charge against me and have me locked up
 
I hope so, and whats worse is that my tent is in a corner, so I don't really have some other way to escape if this happens again.
And really now, if I did attack them in self defense, they'll report me to the police, play victim, get an assault charge against me and have me locked up
Since you have prior convictions the case will be ruled against you, in their favour. I doubt they will do much to you. But if this kind of incident happens regularly you might have to look for another spot.
 
how long have you been homeless?
 
Perks and shit? I can't think of any they have jfl.
Not really protection, considering most of them are boomers
I thought you were American.
I have heard there's lots of these organisations giving out essentials, UK sucks if it doesn't have that.
 
I thought you were American.
I have heard there's lots of these organisations giving out essentials, UK sucks if it doesn't have that.
There are soup kitchens here and this one in my town has massively helpful to me.
 
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I'm sorry.....
 
Start scouting for a new location.
 
That's annoying, but hopefully it was just a one off
 
Bro, it's extremely brutal. It's really being sad that you live in such a horrible difficulties. Tbh I'm literally being cried that you being homeless and living in a such harder life. I pray that you get soon take out of these horrible situation. Be take care
 
Very Odd. Hopefully they don’t come back. Freaks.
 
that's brutal mate. did your parents kick you out because you're 18?
No, I cut ties with my parents over a decade ago.
Before the 6th June, I was staying at this temporary accommodation, which had to leave when my tenancy expired
 
I had a similar encounter once, although I was fairly deep into the bush, there was a track that passed by 10 meters or so from where I had my tent pitched. It was 11pm and I could hear what sounded like 2 guys walking into the bush towards my tent. I was as scared as a cat. I had a machete on me and was preparing myself for an encounter with them. Their voices dimmed, but I kept hearing footsteps as well. I took a look out of my tent and there was nobody. I was thinking it was probably an animal, and that the noises were in my head, but I could hear it clearly.

Have you relocated your tent?
Are you also homeless bro
 
How you become homeless, what happened with you exactly.
I was staying at this temporary accommodation, which had to leave when my tenancy expired.
Before that, I was staying at this flat in this one city, with the costs like bills and rent covered by probation.
And before that, I was staying at this share house run by probation for prison leavers
What's ur family doing
I don't know, their probably still back in Surrey.
I willingly cut contact with them over a decade ago.
 
I was staying at this temporary accommodation, which had to leave when my tenancy expired.
Before that, I was staying at this flat in this one city, with the costs like bills and rent covered by probation.
And before that, I was staying at this share house run by probation for prison leavers
For what reasons you have to be leave your family and living like this. What had happened actually that makes you to stay away from your family and living like this
 
I don't know, their probably still back in Surrey.
I willingly cut contact with them over a decade ago.
Why you have to cut contact with them
 
What will you do in the winter when it's too cold to sleep in a tent?
 
Why you have to cut contact with them
Because they were neglectful towards me and outsourced by upbringing to the education system, rather than raising me themselves.
I'm on the spectrum, yes, but my autisms not that bad.
The main autistic thing about me is my shit social skills and that's because my family didn't teach me any.
 
Because they were neglectful towards me and outsourced by upbringing to the education system, rather than raising me themselves.
I'm on the spectrum, yes, but my autisms not that bad.
The main autistic thing about me is my shit social skills and that's because my family didn't teach me any.
Instead of living such hard life, go back to your family
 
Do you think it could have been gangstalking? Glowies giving you subtle signals that you're being watched.
When was the last time you were approached by a police car like that? Was this time merely a coincidence?
 
Are you also homeless bro
Not at the moment, but my mum doesn't want me at home anymore. In 2 weeks I am going off into the bush to live there, traveling back to town weekly or fortnightly to stock up food.
 
Instead of living such hard life, go back to your family
Fuck that, man
Do you think it could have been gangstalking? Glowies giving you subtle signals that you're being watched.
I already know I'm being watched by the police.
I have to engage with this one police officer, who's apart of this team that makes sure that offenders don't reoffend
When was the last time you were approached by a police car like that? Was this time merely a coincidence?
Pretty sure it was a coincidence
 
Not at the moment, but my mum doesn't want me at home anymore. In 2 weeks I am going off into the bush to live there, traveling back to town weekly or fortnightly to stock up food.
Brutal man. Is that your step mom
 
Brutal man. Is that your step mom
No, my real mum. Her and my younger brother want me gone, but my Dad is ok with me staying. I will have to leave within the next few weeks though unfortunately
 
No, my real mum. Her and my younger brother want me gone, but my Dad is ok with me staying. I will have to leave within the next few weeks though unfortunately
What the hell, it's extremely horrifying and brutal. Man, your own family members turned against on you. It's extremely sad
 
What the hell, it's extremely horrifying and brutal. Man, your own family members turned against on you. It's extremely sad
And I don't know what I have done to affect them, really. At least I will be at peace in the bush.
 
No, my real mum. Her and my younger brother want me gone, but my Dad is ok with me staying. I will have to leave within the next few weeks though unfortunately
Why they want you out
 
I was camped at a golf course once and some rubes drove onto it shooting fireworks. Luckily I was obscured by some shrubs.
 
When did you become homeless???
 
When did you become homeless???
I was staying at this temporary accommodation, which had to leave when my tenancy expired.
Before that, I was staying at this flat in this one city, with the costs like bills and rent covered by probation.
And before that, I was staying at this share house run by probation for prison leavers
 
Sorry to hear that you're homeless, I hope everything gets worked out. Did your parents kick you out? Do you have any family to stay with?
 
Did your parents kick you out? Do you have any family to stay with?
No, I've not had contact with my family since 2015 and I have no extended family in this part of the he country
 
No, I've not had contact with my family since 2015 and I have no extended family in this part of the he country
That must be awful to not have any family to help you along with it being lonely. Did you get into a fight with them or something?
 

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