Theory Maybe banging a landwhale wouldn't be so bad

[AutistSupremacist]

I mean think about it. She's a lot bigger than you, her weight maybe.... warm you up, maybe cuddling will feel nice, sort of like a pillow.

Idk, my standards have gone down to rock bottom. At this point just be a female.

 

[Cuckoja]

Chubby is ok/good. Landwhale, no thanks.

 

[AutistSupremacist]

Chubby is ok/good. Landwhale, no thanks.

well idk the definition of landwhale as it varies for everyone.

 

[Max Doltman]

well idk the definition of landwhale as it varies for everyone.

obese should be landwhale

 

[BricABrac]

I am more lenient than most probably out of desperation. At a certain weight though, there's just no attraction.

 

[SociallyStunted]

well idk the definition of landwhale as it varies for everyone.

i think landwhale is anything over 170lbs or 75kg for euros

 

[soft]

Maybe, but even a landwhale wouldn't want me

 

[superpsycho]

Maybe, but even a landwhale wouldn't want me

 

[wasted12years]

This is probably my only hope in order to ascend. To date down.

 

[ToBurble&Pine]

Even landwhales are not available

 

[citycel]

Land whale is a bridge too far. Chubby, chunky, a few extra pounds, even fat I’ll take but land whales I’ll leave them to Tyrone and Jamal.

 

[VanGobbel]

you really want to be with a person that can't even reach their own ass to clean it?

 

[ItsOverMan]

I mean think about it. She's a lot bigger than you, her weight maybe.... warm you up, maybe cuddling will feel nice, sort of like a pillow.

Idk, my standards have gone down to rock bottom. At this point just be a female.

Her chubby folds are waiting to be a pillow for your head. Volcel if you wouldn't betabuxxx her.

 

[ItsOverMan]

There was a phone hotline for landwhale lovers in the 90s.

 

[Todd Thundercock]

No, it's disgusting.

The only good part is fat bitches love sucking dick.

 

[Cuckoja]

There was a phone hotline for landwhale lovers in the 90s.

Lol

 

[Calamari Sun]

Oh hell naw blud

 

[Bulbasaur]

ewww

 

[franco]

I mean think about it. She's a lot bigger than you, her weight maybe.... warm you up, maybe cuddling will feel nice, sort of like a pillow.

Idk, my standards have gone down to rock bottom. At this point just be a female.

I don't think my dick would be large enough to successfully penetrate an landwhale

 

[Grodd]

No thanks

 

[The Judge]

Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee.