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[Deleted member 18515]

Yο guys does anyone knοw the best place tο beat the fuck οut my meat at a store. I saw some big tiddies and I gοtta empty these testicles. They are filled and need to be relieved οf their white baby gravy but I'm in getting food and loot and unfortunately sοciety doesn't like to see my penis. This is a real problem that needs to be sοlved by us. Every store needs a designated Jerk the Meat Salami Room.

 

[pp183]

unfortunately sοciety doesn't like to see my penis

just fucking lol do it in a bathroom stall

 

[Deleted member 18515]

just fucking lol do it in a bathroom stall

many stores or shops dont have bathroom stalls

 

[Guest2]

Ok so first you want to go to the hot bread section and get a trolley, too. Fill the trolley with random shit until it reaches about 2/3 of the way up, then put the hot bread from the bakery section (NOTE: you can also use croissants if you dick is curved, or a baguette if you have a long, skinny penis). Slide your cock through the grates of the trolley and into the bread, and proceed to fuck it discreetly as you walk around the store

 

[pp183]

many stores or shops dont have bathroom stalls

its over.

 

[Deleted member 18515]

Ok so first you want to go to the hot bread section and get a trolley, too. Fill the trolley with random shit until it reaches about 2/3 of the way up, then put the hot bread from the bakery section (NOTE: you can also use croissants if you dick is curved, or a baguette if you have a long, skinny penis). Slide your cock through the grates of the trolley and into the bread, and proceed to fuck it discreetly as you walk around the store

no man i have tried that before and it hurts ur dick because the bread is harder than it looks tbh

its over.

 

[Joelossus]

Lol just do it in the store, what's the worst thing that could happen?

 

[RollD20]

Ok so first you want to go to the hot bread section and get a trolley, too. Fill the trolley with random shit until it reaches about 2/3 of the way up, then put the hot bread from the bakery section (NOTE: you can also use croissants if you dick is curved, or a baguette if you have a long, skinny penis). Slide your cock through the grates of the trolley and into the bread, and proceed to fuck it discreetly as you walk around the store

They call it the hotdog run.

 

[Deleted member 18515]

Lol just do it in the store, what's the worst thing that could happen?

300 cucks screaming

 

[TheNEET]

just whip it out in the public and start masturbating
masturbation is natural like breast feeding, so they shouldn't care
if they don't like it, they don't have to watch jfl

Ok so first you want to go to the hot bread section and get a trolley, too. Fill the trolley with random shit until it reaches about 2/3 of the way up, then put the hot bread from the bakery section (NOTE: you can also use croissants if you dick is curved, or a baguette if you have a long, skinny penis). Slide your cock through the grates of the trolley and into the bread, and proceed to fuck it discreetly as you walk around the store

fucks me

 

[RollD20]

no man i have tried that before and it hurts ur dick because the bread is harder than it looks tbh

Thats why you need to grab some mayo bro.

fucks me

Ghey.

 

[Deleted member 18515]

Thats why you need to grab some mayo bro.

i have tried that and put it in a banana before tbh and it started to feel like my dick was burning ssome hours later. if ur going to do this u need to shower after and clean urself up good

 

[Microsoft Excel]

300 cucks screaming

Lmao lot of annoying idiots

 

[Deleted member 18515]

Lmao lot of annoying idiots

300

 

[Indari]

300 cucks screaming

it should have been this theater instead of batman

 

[2340922]

at a store

dont do that at my store

 

[Deleted member 18515]

dont do that at my store

i am doing it right now m8

 

[2340922]

im glad im not at work

 

[Deleted member 18515]

im glad im not at work

i will wait

 

[2340922]

i will wait

u can wait 1 day

 

[Deleted member 18515]

u can wait 1 day

ok man i am waiting

 

[umbrfeio2]

u can wait 1 day

i was in the beach and got burnt

 

[2340922]

i was in the beach and got burnt

already so u live next to one i see how was water and foids?

ok man i am waiting

we have customers and personal toilet so i wont even come close to u

 

[Deleted member 18515]

i was in the beach and got burnt

tought u were native brazilian tbh

 

[umbrfeio2]

already so u live next to one i see how was water and foids?

i live around 20 mins from one, water was good but no foids there

 

[ihaveno1]

do it in a bathroom stall

 

[2340922]

i live around 20 mins from one, water was good but no foids there

good no foids should be wonderful does it have sun did u build sand castle??

 

[umbrfeio2]

good no foids should be wonderful does it have sun did u build sand castle??

yes it was hot but i didnt build sand castle

tought u were native brazilian tbh

im partially

 

[TheGoodGuy]

just whip it out in the public and start masturbating
masturbation is natural like breast feeding, so they shouldn't care
if they don't like it, they don't have to watch jfl

When a women breast feed her body releases oxytocin so she get a euphoric feeling from it the same with masturbation and the line in bold are what women say to men all the time but apparently it only matters when it´s to their advantage

 

[TheNEET]

When a women breast feed her body releases oxytocin so she get a euphoric feeling from it the same with masturbation and the line in bold are what women say to men all the time but apparently it only matters when it´s to their advantage

yeah, I did that on purpose

 

[needsolution]

2 @2340922

 

[2340922]

yes it was hot but i didnt build sand castle

and other questions?

2 @2340922

yea we have our bathrooms we dont share them with customers

 

[Deleted member 16455]

I only do it on my bed under the blankets

 

[Joelossus]

300 cucks screaming

Ok i underestimated the risk

 

[iblamemyself]

Go to the alcoholic beverages section. Drunks won't even notice what you are doing. Just try not make a huge puddle where they walk, they might slip and break their necks.

 

[DarkMTS_57]

Yο guys does anyone knοw the best place tο beat the fuck οut my meat at a store. I saw some big tiddies and I gοtta empty these testicles. They are filled and need to be relieved οf their white baby gravy but I'm in getting food and loot and unfortunately sοciety doesn't like to see my penis. This is a real problem that needs to be sοlved by us. Every store needs a designated Jerk the Meat Salami Room.

 

[Valiant Virgin]

The disabled toilet would seem like your best option. More room and less noise to distract you.

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

 

[quinn24]

just fuck the nearest jb near you

 

[FinnCel]

Let everyone see it in public

 

[Emergency Manual]

Bathroom is pretty much the only place without cameras.

Lol just do it in the store, what's the worst thing that could happen?

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