This is a little list about funny or retarded behavioural patterns exhibited by amerimutts or americans. Eurochads and other non-amerimutts (or even amerimutts with a sense of humour), feel free to expand the list.
Mutt behaviour is walking around in your dirty shoes indoors at your home
Mutt behaviour is thinking that not genitally mutilating your baby son is "dangerous". "Doctor Shekelbaum told us that it prevents infections" "it just looks better!"
Mutt behaviour is thinking that raw milk is full of le spooky scary dangerous bacteria that will cause you to die instantly.
Mutt behaviour is calling a sport where you throw a non ball shaped object with your hands "football"
Mutt behaviour is thinking that you need to workout in order to not be fat. "You're fat? Hit the hecking gym!!"
Mutt behaviour is calling overweight foids "curvy"
Mutt behaviour is thinking that a child seeing a pair of breasts is worse than them witnessing a murder. "Little Timmy, after you finish watching super murder massacre, turn off your tv, they might show some stuff not suitable for kids!"
Mutt behaviour is hearing the word "slave" and thinking it's exclusively related to niggers. "What do you mean slavery was present elsewhere?! That takes the spotlight away from Tyrone and Jamal, you fucking raycis!"
Mutt behaviour is race obsession and the inability to understand the concept of ethnicity
Mutt behaviour is feeding your child copious ammounts of goyslop.
Mutt behaviour is thinking that a 17 year old is still a child.
Mutt behaviour is not knowing that the country named Georgia exists.
Mutt behaviour is pronouncing names and words from other languages horribly wrong
Mutt behaviour is pronouncing Adolf Hitler as "Aye-dolf Hitlahh"
Mutt behaviour is pronouncing "sieg heil" wrong
Mutt behaviour is not knowing that the soviets killed millions of people
Mutt behaviour is comparing everyone to Hitler, for example "israel is nazis", "Stalin was just as bad as the nazis", "Trump is Hitler", "Obama will take our guns like Hitler" etc
Mutt behaviour is thinking that Europe is some one big country and that the EU flag is a symbol for Europe/Europeans
Mutt behaviour is having to give waiters "tips". "What do you mean employers should pay their worker's wages instead of the customer?! That's hecking COMMUNISM!! Better dead than red!"
Mutt behaviour is thinking that 16 year olds need a babysitter
Mutt behaviour is thinking that Europe has unified culture called "white culture" and that mutts themselves proudly share it with them.
Mutt behaviour is making fun of canadians, french people and british people and chimping out when you make fun of their belowed nigger pets.
Mutt behaviour is taking a DNA test and being surprised that majority of your dna comes outside of America
Mutt behaviour is celebrating the fact that you have 1% native american ancestry and calling yourself a native american.
Mutt behaviour is acting as if white people are generic or "boring" while in reality it's just mutts being mutts.
Mutt behaviour is going along with self deprecating jokes if you're a white person "i don't have that spicyness like the black folk do!!"
Mutt behaviour is fantazising about men getting gay raped by chunky nigger apes in prison. "They will enjoy him in prison!" "Bubba will take care of him!"
Mutt behaviour is thinking that you need a lubricant in order to jerk off (they are circumcucks as mentioned earlier)
Mutt behaviour is making unnecessary noises and face expressions over random mundane crap
Mutt behaviour is commenting some nerdy details about guns under a random crime news jewtube video like "errrm actually that's an AK not a rifle, are you sure you know what you are talking about?"
Mutt behaviour is being obsessed with specific height measurements. "Is he 6'0 or 5'11?"
Mutt behaviour is seeing random children and immediately thinking about pedophiles or sex. "Are they safe???"
Mutt behaviour is putting random sauces on everything. "I dip my super chonker pizza in gravy, mayonaisse and ketchup, broo!"
Mutt behaviour is hearing words from other languages that sound similar to "nigga" and saying "ay yo" or some crap like that. "You were speaking korean, you fucking raycist!!"
Mutt behaviour is assuming that anyone who has english as second language is indian or mexican. "This latvian guy on the internet made a spelling error! Must be a hecking nonwhite ESL from the slums of Mexico, let me make an incredibly brown soyjak meme"
Mutt behaviour is thinking that "spanish" and "hispanic" are the same thing.
Mutt behaviour is thinking that discussing the existence of ethnicity itself is "racist"
Mutt behaviour is thinking that traditional clothing from another culture (or depictions of it) is "racist". An image of a chinaman wearing traditional chinese clothing? "Das raycis!!"
Mutt behaviour is not understanding what ethnonationalist means.
Mutt behaviour is thinking that eating dogs is the worst thing ever. "Muh hecking puppers!!"
Mutt behaviour is eating meat but acting shocked when they are reminded that the meat comes from animals.
Mutt behaviour is going to another country and acting entitled. "Why do you mean you don't have a bucket of mayonaisse to go along with my pizza?"
Mutt behaviour is thinking that any physical contact with the same gender is "gay". Two friends hugging?? "That's kind of sus bro!"
Mutt behaviour is being into ugly plastic looking giant tits fake blonde hair brown tan giant lips tatted up roastbeef whores "They are hecking feminine kweenz!"
Mutt behaviour is being the reason why XXL clothes exist
Mutt behaviour is being a fatass and driving around walmart with that weird driving thing
Mutt behaviour is thinking that everything is communism.
Mutt behaviour is saying things like "liberty, guns, hot babes and beer"
Mutt behaviour is talking about the X amendment, the constitution and the founding fathers
Mutt behaviour is walking around in your dirty shoes indoors at your home
Mutt behaviour is thinking that not genitally mutilating your baby son is "dangerous". "Doctor Shekelbaum told us that it prevents infections" "it just looks better!"
Mutt behaviour is thinking that raw milk is full of le spooky scary dangerous bacteria that will cause you to die instantly.
Mutt behaviour is calling a sport where you throw a non ball shaped object with your hands "football"
Mutt behaviour is thinking that you need to workout in order to not be fat. "You're fat? Hit the hecking gym!!"
Mutt behaviour is calling overweight foids "curvy"
Mutt behaviour is thinking that a child seeing a pair of breasts is worse than them witnessing a murder. "Little Timmy, after you finish watching super murder massacre, turn off your tv, they might show some stuff not suitable for kids!"
Mutt behaviour is hearing the word "slave" and thinking it's exclusively related to niggers. "What do you mean slavery was present elsewhere?! That takes the spotlight away from Tyrone and Jamal, you fucking raycis!"
Mutt behaviour is race obsession and the inability to understand the concept of ethnicity
Mutt behaviour is feeding your child copious ammounts of goyslop.
Mutt behaviour is thinking that a 17 year old is still a child.
Mutt behaviour is not knowing that the country named Georgia exists.
Mutt behaviour is pronouncing names and words from other languages horribly wrong
Mutt behaviour is pronouncing Adolf Hitler as "Aye-dolf Hitlahh"
Mutt behaviour is pronouncing "sieg heil" wrong
Mutt behaviour is not knowing that the soviets killed millions of people
Mutt behaviour is comparing everyone to Hitler, for example "israel is nazis", "Stalin was just as bad as the nazis", "Trump is Hitler", "Obama will take our guns like Hitler" etc
Mutt behaviour is thinking that Europe is some one big country and that the EU flag is a symbol for Europe/Europeans
Mutt behaviour is having to give waiters "tips". "What do you mean employers should pay their worker's wages instead of the customer?! That's hecking COMMUNISM!! Better dead than red!"
Mutt behaviour is thinking that 16 year olds need a babysitter
Mutt behaviour is thinking that Europe has unified culture called "white culture" and that mutts themselves proudly share it with them.
Mutt behaviour is making fun of canadians, french people and british people and chimping out when you make fun of their belowed nigger pets.
Mutt behaviour is taking a DNA test and being surprised that majority of your dna comes outside of America
Mutt behaviour is celebrating the fact that you have 1% native american ancestry and calling yourself a native american.
Mutt behaviour is acting as if white people are generic or "boring" while in reality it's just mutts being mutts.
Mutt behaviour is going along with self deprecating jokes if you're a white person "i don't have that spicyness like the black folk do!!"
Mutt behaviour is fantazising about men getting gay raped by chunky nigger apes in prison. "They will enjoy him in prison!" "Bubba will take care of him!"
Mutt behaviour is thinking that you need a lubricant in order to jerk off (they are circumcucks as mentioned earlier)
Mutt behaviour is making unnecessary noises and face expressions over random mundane crap
Mutt behaviour is commenting some nerdy details about guns under a random crime news jewtube video like "errrm actually that's an AK not a rifle, are you sure you know what you are talking about?"
Mutt behaviour is being obsessed with specific height measurements. "Is he 6'0 or 5'11?"
Mutt behaviour is seeing random children and immediately thinking about pedophiles or sex. "Are they safe???"
Mutt behaviour is putting random sauces on everything. "I dip my super chonker pizza in gravy, mayonaisse and ketchup, broo!"
Mutt behaviour is hearing words from other languages that sound similar to "nigga" and saying "ay yo" or some crap like that. "You were speaking korean, you fucking raycist!!"
Mutt behaviour is assuming that anyone who has english as second language is indian or mexican. "This latvian guy on the internet made a spelling error! Must be a hecking nonwhite ESL from the slums of Mexico, let me make an incredibly brown soyjak meme"
Mutt behaviour is thinking that "spanish" and "hispanic" are the same thing.
Mutt behaviour is thinking that discussing the existence of ethnicity itself is "racist"
Mutt behaviour is thinking that traditional clothing from another culture (or depictions of it) is "racist". An image of a chinaman wearing traditional chinese clothing? "Das raycis!!"
Mutt behaviour is not understanding what ethnonationalist means.
Mutt behaviour is thinking that eating dogs is the worst thing ever. "Muh hecking puppers!!"
Mutt behaviour is eating meat but acting shocked when they are reminded that the meat comes from animals.
Mutt behaviour is going to another country and acting entitled. "Why do you mean you don't have a bucket of mayonaisse to go along with my pizza?"
Mutt behaviour is thinking that any physical contact with the same gender is "gay". Two friends hugging?? "That's kind of sus bro!"
Mutt behaviour is being into ugly plastic looking giant tits fake blonde hair brown tan giant lips tatted up roastbeef whores "They are hecking feminine kweenz!"
Mutt behaviour is being the reason why XXL clothes exist
Mutt behaviour is being a fatass and driving around walmart with that weird driving thing
Mutt behaviour is thinking that everything is communism.
Mutt behaviour is saying things like "liberty, guns, hot babes and beer"
Mutt behaviour is talking about the X amendment, the constitution and the founding fathers
