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Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is terrible. I'm done with this game.

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I'm done with this game. I can't stand playing it anymore. The item rng system is fucked. The way it works is that the second, third, and fourth players can get powerful items like bullet Bill or Star if the game deems the players in front of you are too far away.

In Mario Kart Wii and 7 you'd only get bullet Bill if you were in last or near last. In 8 you can get it in anytime below 1. There's been so many times where I was leading in first, got hit by a star, dropped to third, and then got hit by a bullet Bill and raped by a million more bullet bills and stars.

Unlike in past Mario Karts, there are no cool-down times for these items.

Not to mention, there's a bevy of new horrible items introduced, like this stupid piranha plant that speed boosts and bites anyone in front of it. It's so overpowered and worse yet the fourth player can get it and ruin whatever lead you had in second or third.

The game punishes you for playing well. There's 0 incitives to play well. What I ended up doing was intentionally played bad and stayed in second place just so I could avoid getting raped by leading in front.

It's so bad. I understand why I only ever see player scores under 2000. I can't imagine being able to play this game online long term like I did with prior Mario Karts.

I don't understand how normies enjoy it either. It's absolute chaos by lap 3 if you're in any position under 4.

What a shitty game.
 
Mario kart is dope
 
I'm done with this game. I can't stand playing it anymore. The item rng system is fucked. The way it works is that the second, third, and fourth players can get powerful items like bullet Bill or Star if the game deems the players in front of you are too far away.

In Mario Kart Wii and 7 you'd only get bullet Bill if you were in last or near last. In 8 you can get it in anytime below 1. There's been so many times where I was leading in first, got hit by a star, dropped to third, and then got hit by a bullet Bill and raped by a million more bullet bills and stars.

Unlike in past Mario Karts, there are no cool-down times for these items.

Not to mention, there's a bevy of new horrible items introduced, like this stupid piranha plant that speed boosts and bites anyone in front of it. It's so overpowered and worse yet the fourth player can get it and ruin whatever lead you had in second or third.

The game punishes you for playing well. There's 0 incitives to play well. What I ended up doing was intentionally played bad and stayed in second place just so I could avoid getting raped by leading in front.

It's so bad. I understand why I only ever see player scores under 2000. I can't imagine being able to play this game online long term like I did with prior Mario Karts.

I don't understand how normies enjoy it either. It's absolute chaos by lap 3 if you're in any position under 4.

What a shitty game.
I challenge you to a fight bro. Im tired of seeing u crying about your gay nintendo slop on here. Pm me with your address. Im gonna beat u till u stop crying about nintendo slop
 
Mario kart Wii is the best
 
I challenge you to a fight bro. Im tired of seeing u crying about your gay nintendo slop on here. Pm me with your address. Im gonna beat u till u stop crying about nintendo slop
fite.is
 
I challenge you to a fight bro. Im tired of seeing u crying about your gay nintendo slop on here. Pm me with your address. Im gonna beat u till u stop crying about nintendo slop
Just put him on ignore if you're that mad jfl
 
i never played it bc i was certain its an RNG heavy game so that all kinds of ppl who suck at games can still win.
Kids, old ppl, disabled ppl, utter couch farts and casual normies
bring in a big rng element that can take you from 1st place to 10th place in a single release of items

thus i cant see the appeal. as incels we are good at video games, and modern games know letting us do better than others will make their product do worse
 
why can't you play redout 2 instead?
 
7 will always be goated. The very fact that it has the best levels in the series (not to mention the 3D feature) makes it the greatest.
 
I wish I never sold my wii :feelsrope:
 
7 will always be goated. The very fact that it has the best levels in the series (not to mention the 3D feature) makes it the greatest.
7 is imo the third best behind double dash. It is better than DS imo. I like DS but the retro tracks suck. 7 has amazing retro tracks.
 

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