ending kinda GMH because I would be okay with fucking Megatron
Blackpill Mario and Peach pill from back in pre-Trump era when Family Guy used to be better
ending kinda GMH because I would be okay with fucking Megatron
thats not even from family guy its from, Seth McFarlan's cavalcade of cartoon comedy
Based Mario
Family Guy went downhill after the 6th season after they changed their animation.
I was misled, good catch
i made the same mistake before
Super Mario is the original blackpill.
Mario = cuck
Luigi = fag
Bowser = chad
Peach = whore with kidnap/rape fantasy
Waluigi = incel
Yoshi = @-BrettyBoy-
Mario = cuck
Luigi = fag
Bowser = chad
Peach = whore with kidnap/rape fantasy
Waluigi = incel
Yoshi = @-BrettyBoy-
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In the first couple of seasons every character was likeable in a certain way.
But they were all gradually turning awful.
Seth is definitely very much blackpilled, but his shows are mostly unwatchable now.
Mario Tennis didn't debut him until 2000 over a decade after SMB came out so he's hardly "original" anything
and how do you mention Waluigi without classifying Wario?
Waluigi is a gigacoper. He thinks his height and JBW will get him laid when he’s ugly as sin. He represents this forum well tbh
I definitely remember seeing it on Family Guy.
Mario is a truecel, but he's bluepilled beyond saving. Short, fat, big nose, bad facial hair, etc.. yet he keeps saving Princess Stacy
I get why this meme of Mario getting no action came about because his smb1/smb3 victories were purely verbal thanks with no contact:
Interesting how toadstool/peach says "thank you mario" ... how does she even know his name at that point? Had they met prior to her first kidnapping?
One interesting thing to note is the difference in Peach's height between the two games: she's shorter than Mario in the 1st game when he's full-size (mushroom or flower) but even full-size mario is shorter than her in later games for some reason.
All I can figure is she's a child in the first games and by SMB2 (wart dream) has a growth spurt so by SMB3 she's a pubescent teen
Mario could only mushroom-max to heightmog her when she was a child.
This implies that the first time he saved her she was a preteen little girl so he probably would've imprinted on her but she was probably too young and shy to do anything.
By the 3rd game despite crying in a fetal position until he arrives, she somehow manages to joke about it with a 'princess in another castle' quip.
her "bye bye." is rather dismissive though, NGL wtf was that... they're still in the middle of Bowser's castle, wouldn't she want an escort out or some shit before they part ways?
It might be however that Peach was aware the Mario was already in a relationship with Daisy, look at how Super Mario Land ended:
Daisy's clearly initiating physical contact (both hands holding onto Mario's arm) and we see a heart rise and then Daisy follows Mario to his rocketship.
we should acknowledge the big change in super mario world though: Peach finally does make a move on Mario (cuckqueaning Daisy) and kisses him and there's heart fireworks
he also gets a nose-kiss (with audience this time) at the end of mario 64
even if this doesn't lead to relationship, can we blame him for being led on? Peach doesn't seem to be kissing anyone else.
she cheek-kisses him in mario RPG too
long as you don't fuck up, otherwise Bowser+Booster accidentally kiss you while rushing in to kiss you
the updated SNES graphics in Super Mario All-Stars (1993) also have a very erotic kiss for him:
she doesn't just kiss cheek but actually reaches her hand around pulling him toward her, much more assertive in this take. Also visibly the heart is coming out of Peach's head, not mario's head.
the "Lost Levels" ending is similar but slightly differnet:
here you see her give two kisses and his face is covered with lipstick this time. Not just on cheeks but around mouth, between his eyes, on nose, etc. The two you see happen AFTER she's already planted at least SEVEN on him
the weird thing is that they kept the non-contact troll ending of SMB3 intact in allstars
so it gives this weird progression of:
1st = 1 kiss on cheek holding
2nd (lost) = 7+2 kisses holding
3rd = nothing
4th (world) =1 cheek in private
5th (64) = 1 cheek in public
just interesting to watch the changes in height over time...
I'm okay with small (unmushroomed) mario being shorter (you can see contrast in 1st games) but mushroomed mario should definitely be taller than her and they abandoned that in later gamesd for some reason.
it's bad enough she heightmogs you with mushroom but when you lack mushroom and you're just tiny mario it's TRULY over
in that situation you're basically shotamario
though I wonder if maybe what explains this is that Peach is actually a shotacon and prefers shotamario?
I get why this meme of Mario getting no action came about because his smb1/smb3 victories were purely verbal thanks with no contact:
Interesting how toadstool/peach says "thank you mario" ... how does she even know his name at that point? Had they met prior to her first kidnapping?
One interesting thing to note is the difference in Peach's height between the two games: she's shorter than Mario in the 1st game when he's full-size (mushroom or flower) but even full-size mario is shorter than her in later games for some reason.
All I can figure is she's a child in the first games and by SMB2 (wart dream) has a growth spurt so by SMB3 she's a pubescent teen
Mario could only mushroom-max to heightmog her when she was a child.
This implies that the first time he saved her she was a preteen little girl so he probably would've imprinted on her but she was probably too young and shy to do anything.
By the 3rd game despite crying in a fetal position until he arrives, she somehow manages to joke about it with a 'princess in another castle' quip.
her "bye bye." is rather dismissive though, NGL wtf was that... they're still in the middle of Bowser's castle, wouldn't she want an escort out or some shit before they part ways?
It might be however that Peach was aware the Mario was already in a relationship with Daisy, look at how Super Mario Land ended:
Daisy's clearly initiating physical contact (both hands holding onto Mario's arm) and we see a heart rise and then Daisy follows Mario to his rocketship.
we should acknowledge the big change in super mario world though: Peach finally does make a move on Mario (cuckqueaning Daisy) and kisses him and there's heart fireworks
he also gets a nose-kiss (with audience this time) at the end of mario 64
even if this doesn't lead to relationship, can we blame him for being led on? Peach doesn't seem to be kissing anyone else.
she cheek-kisses him in mario RPG too
long as you don't fuck up, otherwise Bowser+Booster accidentally kiss you while rushing in to kiss you
the updated SNES graphics in Super Mario All-Stars (1993) also have a very erotic kiss for him:
she doesn't just kiss cheek but actually reaches her hand around pulling him toward her, much more assertive in this take. Also visibly the heart is coming out of Peach's head, not mario's head.
the "Lost Levels" ending is similar but slightly differnet:
here you see her give two kisses and his face is covered with lipstick this time. Not just on cheeks but around mouth, between his eyes, on nose, etc. The two you see happen AFTER she's already planted at least SEVEN on him
the weird thing is that they kept the non-contact troll ending of SMB3 intact in allstars
so it gives this weird progression of:
1st = 1 kiss on cheek holding
2nd (lost) = 7+2 kisses holding
3rd = nothing
4th (world) =1 cheek in private
5th (64) = 1 cheek in public
just interesting to watch the changes in height over time...
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I'm okay with small (unmushroomed) mario being shorter (you can see contrast in 1st games) but mushroomed mario should definitely be taller than her and they abandoned that in later gamesd for some reason.
it's bad enough she heightmogs you with mushroom but when you lack mushroom and you're just tiny mario it's TRULY over
in that situation you're basically shotamario
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though I wonder if maybe what explains this is that Peach is actually a shotacon and prefers shotamario?
High IQ and effort tbh, I'm not even a super mario fan but that was an interesting read
mario being short is probably understandable at least in the early games since he was a preteen: he was only six when he rescued Pauline from Kong
if you think "how does a six year old have a mustache" well the answer is the mustache is fake:
It's kinda suifuel when you look at the original 1986 Japanese poster advertising the 2nd game (1st was released in 1985), they definitely had Super Mario (though not Regular Mario) intended to be taller than Peach:
they also had graphics of the "regular mario" being shorter than her, of course, but this just harkens back to "regular Mario is shorter than Peach while Super Mario is taller than Peach" which is established in the SMB1 ending.
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