News Manlet ricecel pretends to be Uber driver and sexually assaults women

[Studiocel]

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/women-sexually-assaulted-1.5735999

Police say the suspect is Asian, between 22 and 25 years old, and is between 5 foot 5 inches and 5 foot 6 inches in height.

It ain't easy being a short ricecel in Canada. Sad thing is, if I wasn't a few years younger I would have matched the police description exactly.

 

[Uglymuggly]

Jfl based rice

 

[Blackpill Rage]

This is actually the best part about being a ricecel. If you commit a crime you'll never get caught because no one will be able to properly identify you as y'all look exactly the same. Ricefuel for lifecels tbh.

 

[Deleted member 8]

This is what manlet ricecels have to resort to.

This is actually the best part about being a ricecel. If you commit a crime you'll never get caught because no one will be able to properly identify you as y'all look exactly the same. Ricefuel for lifecels tbh.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Just be rice destroyed me

 

[Ellviss]

high IQ manlet ricecel

 

[Deleted member 26923]

Jfl based rice

 

[bait____]

Based god

 

[Deleted member 26884]

Jfl based rice

 

[Valiant Virgin]

This is actually the best part about being a ricecel. If you commit a crime you'll never get caught because no one will be able to properly identify you as y'all look exactly the same. Ricefuel for lifecels tbh.

 

[ChinaCurry]

It doesn't actually say what he did, so I'd be very weary of believing this

In the west a foid just has to say it was sexual assault and cops mark it as that. For all you know he could have stroked her leg.

 

[Words2_live_bye]

Police say the suspect is Asian, between 22 and 25 years old, and is between 5 foot 5 inches and 5 foot 6 inches in height.

 

[Studiocel]

It reminded me of this

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4uBXox-2Xo

 

[Deleted member 19546]

because no one will be able to properly identify you as y'all look exactly the same.

Police say the suspect is Asian, between 22 and 25 years old, and is between 5 foot 5 inches and 5 foot 6 inches in height.

He is of thin build, clean-shaven with short black hair and was wearing a white button-up shirt, dark-coloured pants and eyeglasses.

JFL at the description that’s 90% of East Asian men

 

[Dregster]

This is actually the best part about being a ricecel. If you commit a crime you'll never get caught because no one will be able to properly identify you as y'all look exactly the same. Ricefuel for lifecels tbh.

 

[Numb]

Jfl based rice

 

[ReconElement]

Based Ricecel

 

[tryingcel]

How did he sexually assault her? How do you think it went down? Obv there is no penetration.

 

[The Zulfigar]

JFL at the description that’s 90% of East Asian men

 

[PPEcel]

This is actually the best part about being a ricecel. If you commit a crime you'll never get caught because no one will be able to properly identify you as y'all look exactly the same. Ricefuel for lifecels tbh.

 

[starcrapoo]

" Police say the suspect is Asian, between 22 and 25 years old, and is between 5 foot 5 inches and 5 foot 6 inches in height. "

Rofl I'm not surprised they actually gave a description of the suspect because he was Asian.

If it was a black guy, here in SF and in Berkeley. They would describe the suspect as a "man in his 20s".

 

[Hate_my_life]

I wonder what they mean by sexually assualted

 

[metabuxx]

Ricecels are volcels if they are not Ubermaxing

 

[PPEcel]

Ricecels are volcels if they are not Ubermaxing

probably easier to ubermaxx if you are mayo