Made my pathetic saturday a bit funnier. Thanks fam.
Don't they take your phone and internet connection away at those sort of facilties?
yeah but i got privliges.. my family has donated to this facility so they already know me. plus if they dare take away the laptop i was lent i'll throw a temper tantrum
That's nothing compared to it, you must admire the agility and the precision once you see it.
What in Copper's Freak did I just read?
>you see i had not shitted for 5 days
Stopped reading tbh tbh
Stopped reading tbh tbh
this happened
Apparently they gave him a pc so he could access the internet but didn’t let him have a camera on it so he can’t take photos.
Yet they let him keep his phone with a camera (they actually would NOT).
His new pc is heavily restricted but he’s allowed to access this.
So many holes in that part alone.
Meanwhile this happened yesterday and he’s been committed at least a whole week but today he was miraculously at home burning his GGP’s photo album.
Somehow convinced the OP is an incel tears user making shit up in order to make incels look like total nutcases lol- are you admin in tears, larper?
KEK wow bro. it's like you think people don't live pathetic lives like me.. like i said i'll be here a week (maybe 2) for evaluation.. once im home i'll post a pic of my meds. (don't have a phone or camera on me RN)
fuck off maycel
when did i say i have a phone? the fuck stop putting words in my mouth.
Weren't you the same guy that burned your grandfathers photos for saying:,,Just be confident."?
Yeah you're a psycho no doubt.
I guess you are taking real good inspiration from 6ix9ine and being the biggest troll possible kek. Let you nuts hang somewhere else.
But if this is real than JFL, you should do some more crazy shit and just blame it on your diagnosis.
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Fuck you faggot
no im not a psycho.. i just have ADD, paranodi schizophrenia, and tbh when i was about 7 my psychiatrist told my mom i might be "anti social" "sociopathic" some shit like that
tbh my plan is to continue by campaign of low intensity economic warfare by being a neet and net drain on resources.. and of course i plan on ruining peopel days and lives through my mental illness (though i will do un-ethical stuff i will do it all legally).. tbh on friday i wan to get more revenge by acting catatonic (im not a catatonic schizo but im surrounded by them where im at so its easy to mirror their behaviors) and either shitting/pissing myself which will make chad orderlys clean my shit up and change me or i throw up on a stacy nurse when my meds are given to me.. im thinking of the former since i already made a stacy quit and tbh i dont want to make another quit since i need eye candy to jack off too
KEK.. wow man. you don't even know how things works. like i said i was threatened with jail or treatment by my brother. i'll admit yes a regular poorcel with a regular last name would probably be sent to jail or a state run facility. luckily my family has connections... like i said these people know not to fuck with me because if i throw a temper tantrum i can ruin their lives(i'll fake suicide attempt or something) and my families reputation. seriously
High tier larp dude. If you really were on an evaluation you wouldn't be posting here right now.
Larpcel.
What was that, maycel?
I think OP is larping, you need to understand, first you need to shit, then pick it up and then you need to throw, also it has to be quite precise to land it on someone's mouth. Such agile shitting and precise fling takes quite a long time to master. Also all shits are not throwable, if the texture and construct of the shit is not rigid enough you can't hold it in your hand. I am into this shitting business for quite a long time, I know all these stuffs. @Sparrow's Song can corroborate more.
Indeed, as a street shitter with shit throwing experience, I can confirm that's it's not as easy as Hollywood makes it look. Weight and density are major factors. Distance height and angles must be calculated instantly so you can react fast with either a baseball pitch or shuriken throw technique. Profession military shit throwers fire grapefruit sized frozen shit balls from shit cannons to lethal effect. How do you think the Ottoman Turds took Constipationople? We will be holding street shitting seminars later this year for those interested in pursuing the path of currycel liberation.
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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha I know you're a larping retard but that was still funny as fuck to read.
doktorlarp
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This. It's probably a LARP.
Preach! Even you need a dried and cast turd for shuriken throwing, there is no way you can do it using a fresh turd with H2O content more than 40%. Impossible.
Preach! Even you need a dried and cast turd for shuriken throwing, there is no way you can do it using a fresh turd with H2O content more than 40%. Impossible.
Case closed.
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This.
call me a larp all you want when i get out i'll upload a pic of my meds (not my face coz im scared of being doxxed)
I believe op is an attention whoring female troll. He even posts like one.
White people are evolving
You can't not shit for 5 days straight..
BRO YOU'VE NEVER BEEN PSYCHOTIC!!! i've literally broken bones without feeling pain when psychotic. thats how strong it is.
I guess I haven't, but for five days? I don't believe it youdve shat yourself. Your immune system must be on hyperdrive, do you notice any hairloss?
bro i know psychotic people and junkies who have gone 2 weeks without shitting. you have no idea what the human body is capable off.. and nope no hair loss or nothing.. but my asshole is kinda sore and i have a a lil abrasion.... tbh tbh when i wiped my ass today a smudge of coagulated blood stained the TP
Thats incredible I shit everytime I get an urge.
yea and the psychotic break was a strong one this time.. because everytime i smoke crack it loosens up my bowel system and i shit like a God.. but i was so out of it not even a crack hit helped. it wasn't until i wanted to get revenge on the Doc and Nurse that i finally shitted
Dude. Stop lying online and go write a book. You sound creative.
It is over.
Is it wrong to beat up a psychotic person
Yeah, this was my question too....I know they took mine away a few months ago when I went in. Makes this event seem that much more unbelievable, sorry.....you got some proof or evidence? anything at all?
Fake
Over for impacted shitcels
I have gone 7 days
Near the end of my 4th year of high school, I saw a very attractive femoid walking and got just a little closer to see just how hot she is, as I walked past her she + her friend started mocking me for looking like an ugly, creepy omega male so I was like "whatever" and as she kept mocking me and I was going to reply with an insult, as I suttered because I realized I have a heavy wrench on me, I pulled it out as fast as I could and rushed towards her - she started running away and I was able to hit her dead middle on the top of her head with the wrench then keep hitting her there until I hit her in the area left of her eyes on the side of the head and she was knocked out - then as a miracle I threw the wrench at her friend too and it cracked the top of her skull, she didn't fall but she stopped for a bit, but I couldn't catch up to her
When I got home I saw my parents at the police station crying about how their son is a devil and should be put to death, a lady who lives below me came up to me, grabbed me with all her strength and did that with her 4 sons and brought me into her basement so she can torture me and make me "be glad when the police find me and put me into prison", she put me infront of her sons and they all looked like soyboys, especially the homosexual looking one, but they were all for torturing me because I dared to rebel against femoids and their bullshit, she called me an absolutely horrible person and a fool, as I was untied and was going to be tied to the thing they were going to torture me at: I grabbed the homosexual looking brother's head and twisted it, the other brothers were too shocked that I did that and it allowed me to run to the kitchen, grab a knife and start slashing at their throats... not long after that I was a bloody mess from the beating but even kicks to the groin didn't stop me from killing those cunts, the mother yelled "fool, fool, you will go to hell" and I stabbed her throat and then stabbed multiple times in a way that resulted in her dying slowly and painfully from blood loss but also guaranteed her death
I didn't know what to do after that, even if I escape, my life is still over because of what I did, before I even knew it the police were chasing after me and the reward for my head was 1 million
I went to an old house that is somewhat secluded in the woods and to my surprise there was a TV there from which I could watch the news... they were spreading lies that sounded like they were meant to psyche me out and infuriate me, one policeman even came to the house, I thought I was hallucinating about them finding me that quickly but that wasn't the case, I started running up to a cop with a cleaver I found in that house but he struck me with a taser and pinned me down with handcuffs, then he started creepily saying that he wants to chop off my dick and then rape me for what I have done, because "the death penalty is too good for a son of a bitch like you", he smiled so creepily it was insane, but little did he know that it wasn't me that he pinned down, it was my friend who copied my appearance and just as the cop was getting naked I stabbed him in the back and he made sounds and head turns like he was the one getting a good anal raping for trying to catch a normal person who was just born ugly, I think I started hitting him so hard his spine broke and this alerted the other cops from his insane screaming... I realized I should just return home and pretend it wasn't me who did that original "crime" - maybe not that many people saw it?
On my way back I saw a childhood bully walking with 2 girls, I had the ultimate YOLO moment of my life so I twisted the first girl's head and slashed the second girl's throat with my finger nails
As for the bully I beat his spine to no end and grabbed his head to bash it against the pavement and as I was going to fap/shit over the corpses then throw that at the public too, I saw people rushing towards me so they can capture me and make me get tortured for 4 years before my death penalty, I ran into the wilderness again then when I came back I saw that I was wanted for 5 million dollars so I just couldn't cope home and get a fair trial after I let police capture me
So I moved to LA and started a new life, if my identity is revealed I will have to become a mafia member
When I got home I saw my parents at the police station crying about how their son is a devil and should be put to death, a lady who lives below me came up to me, grabbed me with all her strength and did that with her 4 sons and brought me into her basement so she can torture me and make me "be glad when the police find me and put me into prison", she put me infront of her sons and they all looked like soyboys, especially the homosexual looking one, but they were all for torturing me because I dared to rebel against femoids and their bullshit, she called me an absolutely horrible person and a fool, as I was untied and was going to be tied to the thing they were going to torture me at: I grabbed the homosexual looking brother's head and twisted it, the other brothers were too shocked that I did that and it allowed me to run to the kitchen, grab a knife and start slashing at their throats... not long after that I was a bloody mess from the beating but even kicks to the groin didn't stop me from killing those cunts, the mother yelled "fool, fool, you will go to hell" and I stabbed her throat and then stabbed multiple times in a way that resulted in her dying slowly and painfully from blood loss but also guaranteed her death
I didn't know what to do after that, even if I escape, my life is still over because of what I did, before I even knew it the police were chasing after me and the reward for my head was 1 million
I went to an old house that is somewhat secluded in the woods and to my surprise there was a TV there from which I could watch the news... they were spreading lies that sounded like they were meant to psyche me out and infuriate me, one policeman even came to the house, I thought I was hallucinating about them finding me that quickly but that wasn't the case, I started running up to a cop with a cleaver I found in that house but he struck me with a taser and pinned me down with handcuffs, then he started creepily saying that he wants to chop off my dick and then rape me for what I have done, because "the death penalty is too good for a son of a bitch like you", he smiled so creepily it was insane, but little did he know that it wasn't me that he pinned down, it was my friend who copied my appearance and just as the cop was getting naked I stabbed him in the back and he made sounds and head turns like he was the one getting a good anal raping for trying to catch a normal person who was just born ugly, I think I started hitting him so hard his spine broke and this alerted the other cops from his insane screaming... I realized I should just return home and pretend it wasn't me who did that original "crime" - maybe not that many people saw it?
On my way back I saw a childhood bully walking with 2 girls, I had the ultimate YOLO moment of my life so I twisted the first girl's head and slashed the second girl's throat with my finger nails
As for the bully I beat his spine to no end and grabbed his head to bash it against the pavement and as I was going to fap/shit over the corpses then throw that at the public too, I saw people rushing towards me so they can capture me and make me get tortured for 4 years before my death penalty, I ran into the wilderness again then when I came back I saw that I was wanted for 5 million dollars so I just couldn't cope home and get a fair trial after I let police capture me
So I moved to LA and started a new life, if my identity is revealed I will have to become a mafia member
lol. wish i could get away with shit like that kek
Do you know how much time it takes to stand up, pull down your pants, squeeze out a shit and then turn around and throw it?
OP last week said he got doxxed at a protest and that his mum owned some clinic. I don't get why he gets out of LARPing/
OP last week said he got doxxed at a protest and that his mum owned some clinic. I don't get why he gets out of LARPing/
doxxed at a protest? the fuck you on shorty? please refer to the post where i said i was at a protest. or where my mom owned a clinic..
jfl you funny kid
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