doktordoom
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so as you guys know yesterday my brother picked me up and drove me all the way to the group home.. by the time i got to the group home i was having a full blown psychotic break. when i get there i'm immediately restrained... i calm myself down so they could lay off me.... thats when i start to come up with my revenge. you see i had not shitted for 5 days (when you psychotic you forget everything) and my ass was literally at the point of prolapsing... so im in the evaluation room and calm myself down. thats when the head nurse tells the 2 orderlys to un-restrain me since i had calmed down. then they told me to wait 30 min (tbh they just monitor you) until the head doctor came. so im sitting there waiting and in comes this 6'3 ken doll looking mofo along with a new nurse... i get asked the typical yadadadada... then it strikes me THIS BITCH WAS LITERALLY FAWNING over the chad doctor. literally looked like a dog salivating for a t-bone steak. and i hated how the chad doctor tried to give me advice "you just gotta follow your meds and be confident with girls buddy" he told me this because i broke down crying telling him i was a incel..... the more they talked the more it pissed me off. here i was a ugly subhuman being given advice by barbie and ken. YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS you have it so easy. my breaking point was when i told the chad doctor how i wanted to get married and have kids and the mofo chuckled "yeah buddy i doubt it hehehehe i mean look where you are!" WTF he tells me this after telling me "just be confident bro"... thats when i said fuck it. remember that the restrains had been removed and i was holding in a lot of shit. so when they get done talking to me and about to leave i announce "you know what bro you are right. i will follow your advice. BTW why dont you have a taste of your own medicine"... thats when i quickly get up, kick back the chair, crouch down and take the biggest shit i have ever taken while using my hand to catch some.. that's when i threw shit at the doctors mouth. perfect landing. the motherfucker quickly screams for the orderlys while throwing up..... the new nurse is looking in horror. she froze like a little bitch. so i also flung my shit at her HAHAHAHAHAHA. you should have seen her.. dumb bitch started crying and throwing up too.... but i didn't get to enjoy it as much because i was immedialtely tranquilized .... so i woke up today and they explained everything i did KEK... the new nurse quit... the chad doctor told me it wasn't my fault because i was psychotic. (he also took holidays because this was apparently a breaking point for him KEK) i got put on new meds and they are working marvelously.. im here for a 1 week(or 2 not sure) evaluation... if they see im good im gonna be let go :^) and honestly im glad these meds are working..