JFL made a real tinder today

[Indari]

went through a round of swipes. matched with a bot. just looking at my profile I know instinctively I will have no luck. JFL at my baby face, my deathnik name. girls will take one look and think I shit in the street and smell like spices. jfl at my low quality selfies taken with my shitty phone vs the professional looking photos that every stuck up blonde slut has on there. Even if I got a match I could not relate to any of them being isolated my entire life. I had a low inhib bio at first and changed it to something safe when I realized it just made me look like that one hilarious gif of the incels walking in slow motion. who else has tried online dating sites?

 

[Deleted member 5861]

my deathnik name.

Just call yourself Steve. Problem solved.

 

[KilluminoidBR]

girls will take one look and think I shit in the street and smell like spices.

U curry bro??

 

[Indari]

U curry bro??

no I'm kenyan malaysian with an ethnic kenyan name. all brown people are alike to these crackers

 

[Fullofhate]

 

[landocalarisian]

Tinder sprint doesnt even work for me so I gave up.

 

[Weightcel]

Just delete the Tinder because you will rope when you find yourself 2 weeks in w/ no matches.

 

[heroinfather]

Just call yourself Steve. Problem solved.

incel name is steven/stephen/stefan as well as Eugene and shit so nah lel cal l yourself JOHN

Just delete the Tinder because you will rope when you find yourself 2 weeks in w/ no matches.

this x20

 

[Deleted member 7573]

I love this song

 

[Fullofhate]

I love this song

Me too. The meaning behind the song rings true especially for us incels.

 

[AfrikanCel]

DELETE tinder asap or else you will rope by the end of the month.

 

[StormlitAqua]

no I'm kenyan malaysian with an ethnic kenyan name. all brown people are alike to these crackers

Kenyan Malaysian like a mix of Kenya and Malaysia? If so it's truly over.

 

[Bagelcel]

Use it for atleast a week actively lol, if you don't the following within a week
-10 matches
-Atleast one girl who has a conversation with you for more than three lines

It's over

 

[rabitter]

Just call yourself Steve. Problem solved.

Nah, call yourself Chad. Steve is a borderline incel name in 2018.

 

[Deleted member 2798]

Nah, call yourself Chad. Steve is a borderline incel name in 2018.

Travis
Tyler
Ayyyden

 

[KV-]

Me too. The meaning behind the song rings true especially for us incels.

I love the song too, but it doesn't. Nothing "killed" us. We were dead in the womb.

Just delete the Tinder because you will rope when you find yourself 2 weeks in w/ no matches.

Yeah getting tinder destroyed a lot of my NT, there were literally girls in my classes on it.

 

[rabitter]

Travis
Tyler
Ayyyden

Don't know about the other two but Tyler is a certified Chad name. Never met a Tyler who was an incel.

 

[Richard spencer]

no I'm kenyan malaysian

 

[BlackOpsIIcel]

no I'm kenyan malaysian with an ethnic kenyan name. all brown people are alike to these crackers

How did a Kenyan get his hands on a noodlewhore?

 

[GreenBull]

I hope you can break my world record of getting no matches after 25k swipes.

 

[theoldnick]

went through a round of swipes. matched with a bot. just looking at my profile I know instinctively I will have no luck. JFL at my baby face, my deathnik name. girls will take one look and think I shit in the street and smell like spices. jfl at my low quality selfies taken with my shitty phone vs the professional looking photos that every stuck up blonde slut has on there. Even if I got a match I could not relate to any of them being isolated my entire life. I had a low inhib bio at first and changed it to something safe when I realized it just made me look like that one hilarious gif of the incels walking in slow motion. who else has tried online dating sites?

lol you guys know what the best part is ?

getting matches is not even the most difficult part

getting a girl to commit to a date after a match is the real challenge

realistically expect needing 5 to 10 matches to get one good date <_<

 

[_incelinside]

Reminder there are some users who get 50 matches per round of swipes, call themselves incel and are allowed to post here by the mods

 

[doktordoom]

Reminder there are some users who get 50 matches per round of swipes, call themselves incel and are allowed to post here by the mods

 

[Indari]

Use it for atleast a week actively lol, if you don't the following within a week
-10 matches
-Atleast one girl who has a conversation with you for more than three lines

It's over

should i swipe right on everyone?

How did a Kenyan get his hands on a noodlewhore?

my dad has swag and my mother autist

 

[Bagelcel]

should i swipe right on everyone?

my dad has swag and my mother autist

you're not doing tinder right if your not mass swiping everyone right and then seeing who matches

 

[Dr. Rothschild]

you're not doing tinder right if your not mass swiping everyone right and then seeing who matches

I thought the algorithm punishes users who mass swipe right

 

[Fullofhate]

I thought the algorithm punishes users who mass swipe right

No, just swipe on everyone. No punishment lmao.

 

[Timecel]

Set up tinder today too, i have to wait now to get more likes. No matches so far.

 

[Fullofhate]

I'm ugly as fuck and get matches. What are you guys writing in your descriptions?

 

[Timecel]

I'm ugly as fuck and get matches. What are you guys writing in your descriptions?

I just have this : "I'm into music production"

 

[Fullofhate]

I just have this : "I'm into music production"

Don't put that in there man. Put that in your career thing.

Also put some stupid generic shit in your description. A meme or something, but it depends on how old you are of course.

 

[Bagelcel]

I thought the algorithm punishes users who mass swipe right

How does it do that? i mass swipe right and i'm fine.

Its only people that are obviously using a bot to mass swipe right that get punished

 

[Timecel]

Don't put that in there man. Put that in your career thing.

Also put some stupid generic shit in your description. A meme or something, but it depends on how old you are of course.

memes make me cringe...
if i was chad my bio wouodnt even matter. and i still think it doesnt tbh.

 

[Fullofhate]

memes make me cringe...
if i was chad my bio wouodnt even matter. and i still think it doesnt tbh.

When it comes to us it matters.

 

[Indari]

2 rounds of swipes no matches so far

 

[SubhumanMonster]

I hope you can break my world record of getting no matches after 25k swipes.

Surely you matched with bots?

 

[GeneticallySuperior]

I'm ugly as fuck and get matches. What are you guys writing in your descriptions?

 

[GreenBull]

Surely you matched with bots?

Nope. Didn't see any bots tbh. But swiped on every profile with pic,without pic,gl,bl,slim,landwhale,young,old,white,black... still 0.

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

I'm ugly as fuck and get matches. What are you guys writing in your descriptions?

Are you tall? White? Obviously you're not ugly if you get matches.

 

[Allblueeeee]

went through a round of swipes. matched with a bot. just looking at my profile I know instinctively I will have no luck. JFL at my baby face, my deathnik name. girls will take one look and think I shit in the street and smell like spices. jfl at my low quality selfies taken with my shitty phone vs the professional looking photos that every stuck up blonde slut has on there. Even if I got a match I could not relate to any of them being isolated my entire life. I had a low inhib bio at first and changed it to something safe when I realized it just made me look like that one hilarious gif of the incels walking in slow motion. who else has tried online dating sites?

You are ethnic? :think:

thought that you are a psyhco white boy playing ps4 all day tbh

 

[Fullofhate]

Are you tall? White? Obviously you're not ugly if you get matches.

Don't mention height in my bio. I'm white though. But that's not a clutch.

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Yeah I wish.

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

Don't mention height in my bio. I'm white though. But that's not a clutch.

You don't need to mention your height. I'm short and have a small frame and its obvious no matter what.

So if you're tall and white no shit you get matches.

 

[Fullofhate]

You don't need to mention your height. I'm short and have a small frame and its obvious no matter what.

So if you're tall and white no shit you get matches.

My photos only show my face. I don't put in bodyshots.

 

[Indari]

You are ethnic? :think:

thought that you are a psyhco white boy playing ps4 all day tbh

i am double ethnic