
Sniffles
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That's actually really awesome. High iq. I like that the friend was so jump but went along with it anyway lol. It's really retarded that you got in trouble for something that had already been taken care of years later.When I was in the first grade, my friend and I were hanging out in the gym before school started. We were playing tag like we always did but then we got board of that so we decided to look around and see if we could discover anything cool behind the massive set of bleachers the gym had. We crawled through the opening on the side and looked around behind the seats. Inside we found nothing expect for an old, half eaten lollipop. I told my friend that we should do something with it and suggested that we stick it up a girls skirt. He thought it was a terrible idea so being the good friend that I was, I have him the job of decoy. I told him to simply approach a girl with a skirt on and engage her in conversation and that I would do the rest. He reluctantly agreed to my plan and after a few minutes of stalling I finally got him to begin phase 1. He walked up to this one girl who was in our grade but in a different class and began to speak to her. I nonchalantly snuck behind her and one I got close, I dropped to the floor and took a peak. The girl was wearing very poofy underwear so I saw a small opening between her leg and the actual underwear itself. I switched the lollipop to my left hand and as quickly as possible jammed it in and wiggled my arm around. My friend instantly bolted but not quick enough as the girl let out a disgusted screech. A few people who were in the general area saw and along with the girl, they snitched on the both of us. We ended up in the principals office and were lectured for at least half an hour.
When we both returned to class we became the celebrities of the week at least to some of the guys. A few cucks in training and future foids were disgusted but in the end I enjoyed the attention and for some reason an email was never sent home. Nor did anyone try to eat me out when my parents came to pick me up from school that day. Years later however, I told this story to another kid when we were in P.E. He told the story to a few classmates and some one told on me causing me to be hit with a double jeopardy and this time I ended up in trouble