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Oh boy! where do I start...
I go no fap for 1 week, take a lot of time and courage to contact her, she was decent.
First thing first she asks me my age I answer 20 and she said that I looked 10!!! JFL.
She tells me to relax (I was super nervous), she starts to see that I'm a loser
-asks if I am virgin I say yes. She was shocked for me still being a virgin at 20 JFL imagine if I told her I never kissed...
she sucks me off with a condom, I take a while to get hard.
She goes to ride me, I miserably fail the rythm
She asks If I want to go on top, I get flacid before even entering her...
Sucks me off again.
New try, goes better, she said that my time is ticking I had to cum, but I wasn't even feeling it.
I tell her to suck me to cum... doesn't work
I try to get myself off and get flacid almost instantly.
She was nice but I could feel she hated me she didn't even kissed (I sucked her tits a bit it was akward as fuck).
not only am I a shortcel, a cutecel and now even a non-NTcel aparently.
 
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How much did you pay?
 
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Pengwin said:
How much did you pay?
50€ for half a hour, somewhat cheap for my location
 
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Just like blackpillpres said, escorting such an amazing experience!!! If we get rich, we will be enjoying sex as much as chad! Right guys???
 
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The hatred for you isn't TOTALLY because you were an incel or virgin (incase you were wondering).

Most likely the fact that you couldn't get and stay hard with her and ultimately get off with her is what most likely triggered her rage.

Why is that you also might wonder?

Its because it says to them that they're not attractive enough to satisfy a man ie you and if she already viewed you as beneath her ie as a loser/incel male this only magnifies her hatred and resentment of you unfortunately.
 
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Fat Link said:
The hatred for you isn't TOTALLY because you were an incel or virgin (incase you were wondering).
Then next time he wouldn't be a virgin so they won't hate him. I think they still will due to looks though.
 
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Dakjev said:
Just like blackpillpres said, escorting such an amazing experience!!! If we get rich, we will be enjoying sex as much as chad! Right guys???
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Fat Link said:
The hatred for you isn't TOTALLY because you were an incel or virgin (incase you were wondering).

Most likely the fact that you couldn't get and stay hard with her and ultimately get off with her is what most likely triggered her rage.

Why is that you also might wonder?

Its because it says to them that they're not attractive enough to satisfy a man ie you and if she already viewed you as beneath her ie as a loser/incel male this only magnifies her hatred and resentment of you unfortunately.
Hatred was not the right word it was more like disgust. Yeah I know it wasn't my looks but more likely the fact that I couldn't get hard and all advances I made were awkward af. I don't have an ugly face 5/10 I would say, but I look very young. But sure my looks made it even worst.
 
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You sound like a total faggot, calling yourself "cute" doesn't help your case at all. Off yourself
 
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ERadicator said:
You sound like a total faggot, calling yourself "cute" doesn't help your case at all. Off yourself
I meant that I looked young not atractive:feelsseriously:
 
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This will happen to me if I manage to fuck a girl

BASED SHARK THO. KUDOS TO YOU
 
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Damn that sounds depressing. But remember that in a society that is so "sex positive" they failed you in teaching you anything meaningful or important about sexual relations because sex is only for normies and up.:cryfeels::cryfeels::cryfeels:
 
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ReplaceMyJuice said:
This will happen to me if I manage to fuck a girl

BASED SHARK THO. KUDOS TO YOU
Thanks brother
ThePopeofCope said:
Damn that sounds depressing. But remember that in a society that is so "sex positive" they failed you in teaching you anything meaningful or important about sexual relations because sex is only for normies and up.:cryfeels::cryfeels::cryfeels:
True, Imagine if I tried with a normal girl:worryfeels: She would have left me on the spot.:feelsrope:
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It's over
never begun
 
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SuccessfulShark said:
Hatred was not the right word it was more like disgust. Yeah I know it wasn't my looks but more likely the fact that I couldn't get hard and all advances I made were awkward af. I don't have an ugly face 5/10 I would say, but I look very young. But sure my looks made it even worst.
If it makes you feel any better (it probably won’t lol) I’ve read similar stories of Chads getting btfo and their woman leaving them or putting them in the veritable doghouse for a long time over this same exact thing.

Most of the time I’ve read the accounts by Chads they blame the instance of ED (erectile dysfunction) or performance failure (same thing really) on the ol “whiskey dick” which means they had a bit too much to drink whereas apparently if you are careful in your alcohol consumption and just drink enough to get a buzz on and stop this will then relax you and make you comfortable enough around a new girl you’re not totally familiar or naturally comfortable with yet (when not drunk) to perform adequately.:feelsokman:
 
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If it makes you feel any better (it probably won’t lol) I’ve read similar stories of Chads getting btfo and their woman leaving them or putting them in the veritable doghouse for a long time over this same exact thing.

Most of the time I’ve read the accounts by Chads they blame the instance of ED (erectile dysfunction) or performance failure (same thing really) on the ol “whiskey dick” which means they had a bit too much to drink whereas apparently if you are careful in your alcohol consumption and just drink enough to get a buzz on and stop this will then relax you and make you comfortable enough around a new girl you’re not totally familiar or naturally comfortable with yet (when not drunk) to perform adequately.:feelsokman:
Yeah I could try drinking a little. Thanks brocel
 
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That was just a bad escort and you’re obviously nervous because of inexperience. Try it a couple more times, and make sure you read the reviews and tell her your background and how you want her to behave beforehand.
 
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That was just a bad escort and you’re obviously nervous because of inexperience. Try it a couple more times, and make sure you read the reviews and tell her your background and how you want her to behave beforehand.
I doubt it was her problem, she was always very nice and seemed to try her best. I also don't have any comparison since she was my first. I was very nervous yeah that was my main problem tbh. But most guys that go to escorts can cum with hand even if it's their first time I couldn't.
 
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SuccessfulShark said:
I doubt it was her problem, she was always very nice and seemed to try her best. I also don't have any comparison since she was my first. I was very nervous yeah that was my main problem tbh.
Try it a couple more times, you might get into it eventually
 
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TallCelFag said:
Try it a couple more times, you might get into it eventually
I will, I'm hopeful that's true.
 
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SuccessfulShark said:
She was shocked for me still being a virgin at 20
Jfl imagine me then at 24 (and I don't look 10) with an escort.
 
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Dakjev said:
Just like blackpillpres said, escorting such an amazing experience!!! If we get rich, we will be enjoying sex as much as chad! Right guys???
 
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TallCelFag said:
That was just a bad escort and you’re obviously nervous because of inexperience. Try it a couple more times, and make sure you read the reviews and tell her your background and how you want her to behave beforehand.
Tbh it always sounds like a bad experience from these guys going to a cheap American street whore or some 50 euro prostitute.

Probably would be better with some 200 euro escort with good reviews.
 
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I opened a thread a few months back claiming incels do not want sex and I got attacked for it yet every single incel that visits a prostitute cannot even get an erection.
 
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SuccessfulShark said:
Oh boy! where do I start...
I go no fap for 1 week, take a lot of time and courage to contact her, she was decent.
First thing first she asks me my age I answer 20 and she said that I looked 10!!! JFL.
She tells me to relax (I was super nervous), she starts to see that I'm a loser
-asks if I am virgin I say yes. She was shocked for me still being a virgin at 20 JFL imagine if I told her I never kissed...
she sucks me off with a condom, I take a while to get hard.
She goes to ride me, I miserably fail the rythm
She asks If I want to go on top, I get flacid before even entering her...
Sucks me off again.
New try, goes better, she said that my time is ticking I had to cum, but I wasn't even feeling it.
I tell her to suck me to cum... doesn't work
I try to get myself off and get flacid almost instantly.
She was nice but I could feel she hated me she didn't even kissed (I sucked her tits a bit it was akward as fuck).
not only am I a shortcel, a cutecel and now even a non-NTcel aparently.
Thats because you cant have relationship with some prostitute and thats a fucking virtue normally it wouldn't be hasty. With actual gf would be far better i think.
 
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With actual gf would be far better i think.
You can hire an escort for a longer time to make it mote like a GF-experience. Like going outside with her or whatever you’d like.
 
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Fat Link said:
The hatred for you isn't TOTALLY because you were an incel or virgin (incase you were wondering).

Most likely the fact that you couldn't get and stay hard with her and ultimately get off with her is what most likely triggered her rage.

Why is that you also might wonder?

Its because it says to them that they're not attractive enough to satisfy a man ie you and if she already viewed you as beneath her ie as a loser/incel male this only magnifies her hatred and resentment of you unfortunately.
Good points made
 
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Fat Link said:
The hatred for you isn't TOTALLY because you were an incel or virgin (incase you were wondering).

Most likely the fact that you couldn't get and stay hard with her and ultimately get off with her is what most likely triggered her rage.

Why is that you also might wonder?

Its because it says to them that they're not attractive enough to satisfy a man ie you and if she already viewed you as beneath her ie as a loser/incel male this only magnifies her hatred and resentment of you unfortunately.
Based analysis
 
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Thats because you cant have relationship with some prostitute and thats a fucking virtue normally it wouldn't be hasty. With actual gf would be far better i think.
That's true I wasn't used to her at all and the whole thing seemed unreal to me. I don't even know how the fuck I got courage to do it.
 
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Dakjev said:
Just like blackpillpres said, escorting such an amazing experience!!! If we get rich, we will be enjoying sex as much as chad! Right guys???
:feelsXmas:
 
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Dakjev said:
Just like blackpillpres said, escorting such an amazing experience!!! If we get rich, we will be enjoying sex as much as chad! Right guys???
Yeah it’s absolutely retarded, I wouldn’t fuck escorts for free while some foids I would sacrifice a preschool to fuck
 
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My first time was shitty too! was it your first? keep doing it and you will get used to it eventually.
 
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Dakjev said:
Just like blackpillpres said, escorting such an amazing experience!!! If we get rich, we will be enjoying sex as much as chad! Right guys???
:feelskek: Can't believe some people take him seriously.
 
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Oh boy where do I start. This thread gave me all sorts of anxiety and now I'm even more scared to put my dick inside a non virgin vagina.
Just like watcher said here
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I absolutely DESPISE being judged in a negative way, especially by a woman. The thought of her seeing me as a loser would completely crush me inside.

That's why I want to experience my first time with a virgin like me. I want us both to experience sex together and even if I fuck up I'm sure it won't affect my mental health. We will learn everything together, all the positions together.
 
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50€ for half a hour, somewhat cheap for my location
What’s your location (general area)? I want to escortcel.
 
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BeatsMonster23 said:
My first time was shitty too! was it your first? keep doing it and you will get used to it eventually.
Yes, I hope so. It was a real shock, in my imagination it would be completely difrent.
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Oh boy where do I start. This thread gave me all sorts of anxiety and now I'm even more scared to put my dick inside a non virgin vagina.
Just like watcher said here


That's why I want to experience my first time with a virgin like me. I want us both to experience sex together and even if I fuck up I'm sure it won't affect my mental health. We will learn everything together, all the positions together.
Virgin women are chad only and even more picky than non-virgin, and you defenetely don't want to lose it to a non-virgin average girl because she will hate you. At least this way, she will pretend it's fine because you are paying. Even though it was shit I still recomend and I don't regret it at all.
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What’s your location (general area)? I want to escortcel.
South west europe but If you are going to travel I don't recomend since the offer and variety are low go somewhere where it's 100% legal like germany or netherlands or watever since the prices will be low and you will have more options and quality service guaranteed.
 
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Yes, I hope so. It was a real shock, in my imagination it would be completely difrent.

Virgin women are chad only and even more picky than non-virgin, and you defenetely don't want to lose it to a non-virgin average girl because she will hate you. At least this way, she will pretend it's fine because you are paying. Even though it was shit I still recomend and I don't regret it at all.

South west europe but If you are going to travel I don't recomend since the offer and variety are low go somewhere where it's 100% legal like germany or netherlands or watever since the prices will be low and you will have more options and quality service guaranteed.
Damn I didn’t know it was legal in Germany or Netherlands. Thanks!
 
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atleast you touched booba
Yeah, it's way softer than I though at least that wasn't disapointing.
 
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You couldn't get hard because she wasn't hot enough, thats what happened to me in my first time (although I did eventually get hard), second time I saw an escort I paid for a higher-tier foid (stacylite) and I got hard almost instantly. If you don't get instantly hard to her pictures, then don't bother visiting her.
 
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Gee escortcelling sounds so fun right BlkPillPres @BlkPillPres
 
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Dakjev said:
Just like blackpillpres said, escorting such an amazing experience!!! If we get rich, we will be enjoying sex as much as chad! Right guys???
:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::cryfeels::cryfeels::cryfeels::feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope:
 
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SuccessfulShark said:
I know it wasn't my looks but more likely the fact that I couldn't get hard and all advances I made were awkward af. I don't have an ugly face 5/10 I would say, but I look very young.
Again and again, this place is full of average to good-looking people instead of objectively unattractive people.
 
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Dakjev said:
Just like blackpillpres said, escorting such an amazing experience!!! If we get rich, we will be enjoying sex as much as chad! Right guys???
I always knew escortcelling was a scam. Don't know why people do it. It only promotes degeneracy.

Also, Trucels are even rejected by escorts. So it never began for me.

Also, seeing escorts and making threads about it is bragging in my opinion. A real trucel would never have such experience.

Another Day, Another Brag thread. Nothing new I guess.
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Again and again, this place is full of average to good-looking people instead of objectively unattractive people.
This tbh. It feels like the KHHV Trucels are in single digits here. A lot of brag threads these days.

Jfl, at being a KHHV Trucel on Chads.is
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Gee escortcelling sounds so fun right BlkPillPres @BlkPillPres
It's one of the most overrated things. Can't believe how people fall for this stupidity.
 
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You couldn't get hard because she wasn't hot enough, thats what happened to me in my first time (although I did eventually get hard), second time I saw an escort I paid for a higher-tier foid (stacylite) and I got hard almost instantly. If you don't get instantly hard to her pictures, then don't bother visiting her.
I seriously doubt this, her body was hot asf her face not so much but that shouldnt have been a problem. I think it was more likely my inexperience, idk.
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Again and again, this place is full of average to good-looking people instead of objectively unattractive people.
Shut up, try being shorter than 95% of males and then let's see who is unnatractive.
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I always knew escortcelling was a scam. Don't know why people do it. It only promotes degeneracy.

Also, Trucels are even rejected by escorts. So it never began for me.

Also, seeing escorts and making threads about it is bragging in my opinion. A real trucel would never have such experience.

Another Day, Another Brag thread. Nothing new I guess.

This tbh. It feels like the KHHV Trucels are in single digits here. A lot of brag threads these days.

Jfl, at being a KHHV Trucel on Chads.is

It's one of the most overrated things. Can't believe how people fall for this stupidity.
How is this bragg? Anyone can escortcel and most escorts don't reject trucels wtf. Why don't you try and see if she rejects you? There's really only one way to find out.
 
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SuccessfulShark said:
I seriously doubt this, her body was hot asf her face not so much but that shouldnt have been a problem. I think it was more likely my inexperience, idk.

Shut up, try being shorter than 95% of males and then let's see who is unnatractive.

How is this bragg? Anyone can escortcel and most escorts don't reject trucels wtf. Why don't you try and see if she rejects you? There's really only one way to find out.
Lol. A lot of escorts don't see curry truecels, they even advertise it right away, stating something like "No curries". It's nothing new at this point. So they do reject trucels. You are uninformed. It happens especially in EU.
 
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If you have the nerve to visit an escort then you are NT. I think I am beyond that stage on the autism scale.
 

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