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Story Losing my virginity to a eurowhore hooker: the complete unadulterated story.

A lot of delusional bluepilled incels who don't realize everyone pays for sex except Chad.
The difference being, if you find a decent hooker you will get the sex and affection you paid for.
 
no saving plastic bag humpers (condomed sex). you didnt have sex, you fucked a plastic bag. you are still virgin idiot. sex is raw penis in vagina. which means you need a NON WHORE women to fuck, as with a WHORE you will get STDs.

you didnt lose your virginity fucking dimwit. you humped a plastic bag. jfl
@METALMILITA88

Can't relate :feelsaww:

Escortcelling is foid worshipping at its best. Guys like you pay the lifestyle of some washed-up hooker. Pathetic.

'Self worth' paid for sex :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
'Self worth' paid for sex :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
'Self worth' paid for sex :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
'Self worth' paid for sex :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
'Self worth' paid for sex :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
'Self worth' paid for sex :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
:feelsokman::feelsokman::feelskek:
 
A lot of delusional bluepilled incels who don't realize everyone pays for sex except Chad.
There's no delusion about that. Chads are the only men who can find love.
 
I am a based lardcel with a hideous body, but I have low inhibmaxxed enough so that part didn't bother me.

When I show up, she opens the door and I see her standing there in lingerie, and her cleavage is suuuper deep, exposing her huge breasts. They were fucking massive, I've never even seen tits this big on a white woman, only on obese black sheboons. I've never even seen girls show that much cleavage except in porn, it was crazy to actually see the shit you see in porn but irl. Instantly I am pitching a tent, which ended my fear of not being able to perform. Also the room was dimly lit so she couldn't see how red my face was. I knew it was gonna be a good time.

She gives me a kiss on the cheek and I hand over the hundred bucks. We then start to undress
this doesn't sound particularly expensive, does it tend to be a lot cheaper where it's legalized because more foids enter the profession?
 
My problem with going to a hooker is perpetuating an exploitative profession practiced almost exclusively by foids designed to earn an income from the very same omega males which they forcefully put into their position by sexually ostracizing and discriminating against them. For some reason drug dealers who foster addictions in disenfranchised demographics so they can then squeeze them for more and more cash to fuel it are considered predatory and evil by society, but women denying ugly males sex so they can later on squeeze money out of them for it, or even for watching their body on Twitch, are not.

It's humiliating. "Self-worth"? More like a testament to being less than a slave in the modern western hierarchy. What's next, foids in government decide to shut down water and electricity for all incels so we get the 'privilege' of paying a huge markup for it in order to have access to what everyone else is inherently entitled to, and that would make us on equal footing with them?
This act just favors the Parasite , Imagine Fat Woman fucking chads and Getting Money for It , while an athletic Guy gets pity Sex ( If even ) or has to pay . Clown world :feelsclown:

I have to much dignity left to waste Money for a Short Dopamin Hit that will Stop immidiatly after you came .

While the cunt propably boats About fucking another Guy for Big bucks .

This world is Just a hypocrit against Most man . And a Toolkit for Woman.
 
I need to experience this :feelsohgod:

If only the escorts in my area weren’t such a turn off. I haven’t seen a single one I’d be willing to dish money out to for a fuck
 
this doesn't sound particularly expensive, does it tend to be a lot cheaper where it's legalized because more foids enter the profession?
Yes, it’s supply and demand. A ban on prostitution reduces the supply of sex but not demand, since nobody is getting less horny, so prices go up.

Euro hookers are actually pretty cheap. These girls that go for 70-150 euros an hour would go for $500 where I live
 
I need to experience this :feelsohgod:

If only the escorts in my area weren’t such a turn off. I haven’t seen a single one I’d be willing to dish money out to for a fuck
Iktf. Escorts where I live are expensive and look like shot. In Europe, you can bone girls that look like porn stars for 100 euros. I’m planning on moving there because it’s so much better
 
How old were you when you did this? And I'm surprised she let you kiss her on the lips
 
How old were you when you did this? And I'm surprised she let you kiss her on the lips
Just barely turned 20.

Yeah I didn’t have to pay extra for it. Which was good because I don’t bring any extra cash. We kissed at the beginning but not once we got on the bed. What was surprising to me as a then kissless virgin was how soft foids lips are.
 
Before I went to her place, I was super nervous that I wouldn't be able to get hard or cum. I had read some incel horror stories about going to whores and being too high inhib to get a boner. Also grip told me when I went I would be too nervous and all the blood would leave my penis. And I didn't have any dick pills. Also I am a based lardcel with a hideous body, but I have low inhibmaxxed enough so that part didn't bother me.

When I show up, she opens the door and I see her standing there in lingerie, and her cleavage is suuuper deep, exposing her huge breasts. They were fucking massive, I've never even seen tits this big on a white woman, only on obese black sheboons. I've never even seen girls show that much cleavage except in porn, it was crazy to actually see the shit you see in porn but irl. Instantly I am pitching a tent, which ended my fear of not being able to perform. Also the room was dimly lit so she couldn't see how red my face was. I knew it was gonna be a good time.

She gives me a kiss on the cheek and I hand over the hundred bucks. We then start to undress and she motions me to the bed. Before I get on I make sure to get a full real kiss from her. That was my first kiss. Then I lay down on the bed and she puts lube on her tits and rubs herself on my dick. It was then I made a mistake, because I wanted to suck her nipples and it tasted like lube :feelspuke: she also sucked them and didn't seem to mind it. I played with her tits but they were so big I didn't know what to do with them. I couldnt grab one with one hand because it would just spill out, they were that big. I liked squeezing them though. Then she put a condom on me and blew me. I couldn't feel shit because of the condom. Then she got on top of me and rode me. I held my hands on her hips as she grinded on me and her big tits clapped in my face. Then we switched positions and I fucked her missionary. Her big tits were bouncing so much as I humped her and she leg locked me. Tbh I couldn't feel shit from sex, probably because of the condom. Also my motion felt awkward and it felt like my dick was at an awkward angle. Finally I laid back down and she jerked me off until I came, with her big tits resting on my balls and legs. She deathgripped me hard, I thought I was a deathgripper but this was so hard it almost hurt. I hadn't fapped for two weeks so when I came I shot ropes, but it was mostly on my chest because my dick was pointed towards me, which was lame. Then I showered and bounced.

The whole time it was just surreal. Foids have always been unobtainable and I never thought I would know the pleasures of a female's body. I couldn't believe it. Also, while I was fucking her, all my anxiety was just gone. It must be some animal instinct thing because I was just 100% zoned in on sex. Afterwards I was so pumped that I was able to perform in the big moment and lose my virginity, what an amazing feeling. It feels so good to be a red blooded male confident in his own sexual prowess. It's helping me with my own self worth too. When I see "stacys" I know that I have fucked foids who titmog them. When I see normies, I know I have fucked foids hotter than the foids they fuck. Now they don't seem so high and mighty sitting in their ivory tower. It's like paying for sex is the cheat code that allows you to transcend from subhuman to God mode. However, the second time I fucked it lacked the magic and just felt ok. So I'd recommend even if you don't want to get into this hobby, just fuck at least once just to see what it's like.
Real nigga post right here. Good game bro this lifefuel lowkey lol. The only prob is the social validation. You can pay for sex often but if someone asks how will you respond?
 
Yes, it’s supply and demand. A ban on prostitution reduces the supply of sex but not demand, since nobody is getting less horny, so prices go up.

Euro hookers are actually pretty cheap. These girls that go for 70-150 euros an hour would go for $500 where I live

It sounds like being an escortcel in europe is slightly less cucked than it is in NA because the salary compensating the woman is closer to the actual value of her time and not the inflated perceived value given to it because of our horniness.
 
Damn how fucking lucky (if not larp), travelling to Europe and losing your virginity there shortly after, at just 20 years old
 

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