Cope Longhairmaxxing could be legit, mang

[NoLooksNoLife]

Since it’s Sunday and some othercels here are sharing church tales n shiet, here’s another one from my past for yall, mang

Some of yall know about the clingy lil foid ive gone on at length about from when i was a teencel, mang.

I remember how being longhairmaxxed was my distinguishing feature for her, nvm the fact that I was the only chinko there, mang

Ah, the innocence of not yet having rice aversion as a murikkkan whitoid chica, mang… anyway, I fondly recall how she’d refer to me as “long hair guy” n shiet before she learned of my name, mang.

I still have a place in my heart for her, even tho she likely aint the same chica anymore, mang

 

[fortniteroleplayer]

im balding..

 

[Broly]

How? All she did was see you as an Asian guy with long hair. Nothing more jfl. Niggas on here desperate for any slight attention.

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

How? All she did was see you as an Asian guy with long hair. Nothing more jfl. Niggas on here desperate for any slight attention.

Hence the cope tag, retard mang

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

How? All she did was see you as an Asian guy with long hair. Nothing more jfl. Niggas on here desperate for any slight attention.

You've learned from us well.

 

[Julaybib]

How? All she did was see you as an Asian guy with long hair. Nothing more jfl. Niggas on here desperate for any slight attention.

niggas will remember events from decades ago as their copefuel

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Truecel trait: you can't get foids with short or long hair

 

[LesscoBlob]

I think the best looksmaxxing strategy for normies is long-ish hair and beard.

 

[Incelius Savage]

I think the best looksmaxxing strategy for normies is long-ish hair and beard.

I look better with little to no hair but have to hide it cuz of balding. My face is so short

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

How? All she did was see you as an Asian guy with long hair. Nothing more jfl. Niggas on here desperate for any slight attention.

You've learned from us well.

niggas will remember events from decades ago as their copefuel

 

[LesscoBlob]

I look better with little to no hair but have to hide it cuz of balding.

That's because you're balding.

My face is so short

That's a new one. I've never thought what the opposite of long face was.

 

[Incelius Savage]

That's because you're balding.

You didn’t get my point. My face is too short so i look better with more forehead showing

That's a new one. I've never thought what the opposite of long face was.

Because you’re all fakecels.

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

You didn’t get my point. My face is too short so i look better with more forehead showing

Because you’re all fakecels.

Im inkwell with a long face tho, mang

 

[PixyBLACKPOWER]

How? All she did was see you as an Asian guy with long hair. Nothing more jfl. Niggas on here desperate for any slight attention.

Ethics remember every word a white female spoke to them and automatically think she was hitting on them jfl. I thought I was a loser but now I just come on this site just to see how low ethnics will go.

 

[Incelius Savage]

Im inkwell with a long face tho, mang

Yeah. Long face = chad

 

[HeroinNihilism]

I thought I was a loser but now I just come on this site just to see how low ethnics will go.

 

[Postmaxxercel50k]

Truecel trait: you can't get foids with short or long hair

 

[Postmaxxercel50k]

Yeah. Long face = chad

 

[PixyBLACKPOWER]

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Jb Slayer (literally)

 

[PersonalityFENTANYL]

I was incel when i had long hair, i'm incel now with short hair. Cope.

 

[Incelius Savage]

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Chad jaw right there. If he styled his hair and worked out he’d slay.

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

Ethics remember every word a white female spoke to them and automatically think she was hitting on them jfl. I thought I was a loser but now I just come on this site just to see how low ethnics will go.

Thus proving the point that whitecel is fakecel, Chico

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

Yeah. Long face = inkling

 

[LesscoBlob]

You didn’t get my point. My face is too short so i look better with more forehead showing

No one looks better with more forehead showing. You look better with a longer face.

Because you’re all fakecels.

I unironically wish I was a fakecel.

 

[Incedel]

im balding..

same, its fucking over hairletbros

 

[Virginscarecrow999]

I'm norwooding

 

[Soulflayer]

Long hair = incel, normies always have short hair or slightly medium length.

 

[Julaybib]

 

[PersonalityFENTANYL]

Long hair = incel

Also cope. Plenty of Chads with long hair.

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

Long hair = incel, normies always have short hair or slightly medium length.

Also cope. Plenty of Chads with long hair.

 

[Soulflayer]

Also cope. Plenty of Chads with long hair.

No one has long hair where I am, I live in a masculine area so I got mocked for my long hair

 

[PersonalityFENTANYL]

No one has long hair where I am, I live in a masculine area so I got mocked for my long hair

JFL. I got brutally mocked for my long hair too, especially in high school.

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

JFL. I got brutally mocked for my long hair too, especially in high school.

No one has long hair where I am, I live in a masculine area so I got mocked for my long hair

I longhairmaxxed without incident pretty much all throughout hs as a ricecel, chicos

 

[PersonalityFENTANYL]

I longhairmaxxed without incident pretty much all throughout hs as a ricecel, chicos

Lucky.

 

[righteouscel]

im balding..

 

[Zhou Chang-Xing]

niggas will remember events from decades ago as their copefuel

Yeah, Chad has so many interactions with toilets that he forgot the name of the toilet he woke up next to today. Sub-Chad's cling on to that one cashier who didn't give him a disgusting look or even smiled at him 15 years ago.

 

[Nemesis]

im balding..

Not only you

 

[darkdungeon]

L

Since it’s Sunday and some othercels here are sharing church tales n shiet, here’s another one from my past for yall, mang

Some of yall know about the clingy lil foid ive gone on at length about from when i was a teencel, mang.

I remember how being longhairmaxxed was my distinguishing feature for her, nvm the fact that I was the only chinko there, mang

Ah, the innocence of not yet having rice aversion as a murikkkan whitoid chica, mang… anyway, I fondly recall how she’d refer to me as “long hair guy” n shiet before she learned of my name, mang.

I still have a place in my heart for her, even tho she likely aint the same chica anymore, mang

The answers obviously to liu bei maxx

 

[Julaybib]

Yeah, Chad has so many interactions with toilets that he forgot the name of the toilet he woke up next to today. Sub-Chad's cling on to that one cashier who didn't give him a disgusting look or even smiled at him 15 years ago.