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Long line of incels for the switch 2

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Today I decided to check out the line for the switch 2 and good lord the amount of nerds and incel like people there is insane but a lot of them had friend groups so they mogged me.
 
why would anyone want a switch 2, I haven't seen anything appealing about it at all, its a slop console
 
Nintendo fans are subhuman in nature and will not be passing on their genes, no surprise there (BOTW kinda mogs tho)
 
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Consuming new Nintendo products in the big 25 is the most soy and financially retarded thing you can do in the gaming sphere
 
steamOS handhelds seems to mog the switch 2 to oblivion.

not to mention switch 2 is brickable by nintendo,
and their joycons aren't analog which will lead to joystick drift.

it's only good for boxing games, but no new ones are even in the horizon.

I really see no justification to buy a switch 2.

and their games are expensive as Californian prostitutes.
 
Ninten-year-olds
 
If you're above 12 and want Nintendo you're a retard
 
Mario kart world is clearly aimed at the younger demographics.
But what’s interesting is it seems very stimulating enough for these ADHD iPad kids. Wonder if this stimulation is the future. Doubt it. Probably needs more :whatfeels:
Nintendo fans are subhuman in nature and will not be passing on their genes, no surprise there (BOTW kinda mogs tho)
BOTW is pure serene escapism. Decent cope
 
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Mogs me for standing in line today
 
Only game is mario kart
 
Lining up to buy games they can’t even own. I’ll stick with my SNES, GBA, N64, and 3DS physicals thank you very much.
 
steamOS handhelds seems to mog the switch 2 to oblivion.

not to mention switch 2 is brickable by nintendo,
and their joycons aren't analog which will lead to joystick drift.

it's only good for boxing games, but no new ones are even in the horizon.

I really see no justification to buy a switch 2.

and their games are expensive as Californian prostitutes.
Jfl and they've made it so that you agree not to sue them whenever you start your console. I have a feeling that Nintendo established that so they don't have to do free repairs for the switch 2's joycons. Also, both switch and switch 2 have batteries that can't be removed. Nintendo did this so that they'd be harder to repair and thus you'd buy a new system instead or pay a premium from them for new batteries.
 
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why would anyone want a switch 2, I haven't seen anything appealing about it at all, its a slop console
Yeah
 
Over for nintendocels
 
I was going to get one but nintendo basically killed it before it even launched with how consumer unfriendly they are
 
steamOS handhelds seems to mog the switch 2 to oblivion.

not to mention switch 2 is brickable by nintendo,
and their joycons aren't analog which will lead to joystick drift.

it's only good for boxing games, but no new ones are even in the horizon.

I really see no justification to buy a switch 2.

and their games are expensive as Californian prostitutes.
The joy cons cost 90 USD afaik.

Imagine having yo buy new one every six months.
 
While I get that people like Nintendo games, the Switch 2 does not justify a purchase.
In fact it should be boycotted by fans first a foremost.

If Nintendo fans want to continue being excited about something in the future, they have to give Nintendo that wake-up call.

These people waiting in line are mindless consumers at this point. Hopelessly brainwashed. Totally brand loyal.
 
Any joycon drift news already?
 
aren't the graphics dogshit compared to PC master race
 
Only incels have enough money to buy that shit. No gf or social life = money saving
 
aren't the graphics dogshit compared to PC master race
Well yeah no shit a fucking pc the size of a generator is going to have more power than a tablet.
 
Mario kart world is clearly aimed at the younger demographics.
what’s interesting is it seems very stimulating enough for these ADHD iPad kids.
The overwhelming majority of people buying this and the system for the first few months will be insufferable autistic millennials who grew up with bingtendo and developed an obsession with the company.
 
they're just friends with other soy redditors
 
600 dollars wasted just to still play mariokart at 30 fps.
 
Not to mention the stick drift I see no point in purchasing one of those heaps of garbage.
 
they are bigger cucks than us
 

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